A professor at the University of Ibadan was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts? "About ninety students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About forty students raised their hands." "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this serious. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About fifteen students raised their hands." "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raised their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further, have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" In the back, Sabinus raised his hand. The professor. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-guy-that-uses-goats-and-dumps-them.html

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A man before leaving for work, left a letter on the dinning table for his wife. Chores around the house kept the woman from seeing the letter until about 12noon. When she finally chanced on the letter she was so excited to see that her husband had taken time to write her a letter. She kissed the paper when she saw "My beautiful wife" at the top, hugged it when she saw “I love you with all my heart” at the bottom, and sniffed it when she realised it smelled of her husband's perfume. Out of excitement, and without even bothering to read the content of the letter, she made up her mind to cook him his favourite meal for dinner that night. She quickly rushed to the kitchen and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-will-happen-if-you-jump-into.html

A salesman knocked at the door of a home, and it was answered by an 11-year-old boy with a cigarette in one hand and a half empty bottle of heineken in the other.
The salesman. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-11-year-old-that-smokes-and-drinks.html

A young lady came home from a date, sad. She told her mother, "Mudiaga proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. " "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mum, he. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/beautiful-truth-from-mother.html

An old man went to a native doctor to ask him if he can remove a curse he had been living with for the past forty years.
The native doctor said, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-old-man-and-curse.html

One day I was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so I raised my hand to ask the teacher's permission.
The teacher told me if I could say the alphabet I could go to the bathroom. I stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it.
So I studied and studied and felt as though I knew the alphabet perfectly.
The next day when I had to use the toilet I rose my hand to ask the teacher could I go. The teacher. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/an-encounter-with-my-class-teacher.html

One day a nursery one teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-pig-said-to-man.html

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A pool diver was six feet below pool level when he saw another guy with no swimming float.
He goes down another twelve feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He took out a waterproof chalkboard and wrote, "How can you. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-diver-played-with-drowning-man.html

I, fresh out of school, went for an interview in an accounting firm for a good paying job. The company boss asked me, "What is three times seven?” "22," I replied.
After I left, I double-checked it on my. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/i-failed-question-3x7-but-still-got-job.html

A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled. The pilot ejected and drifted gently down to land. Unfortunately he landed in a large cooking pot which was. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-day-plane-landed-in-cooking-pot.html

A farmer was lying in bed with his wife when he turned to her, grabbed her breasts and said, "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabbed her Kitty- Cat and said, "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens".
She turned to him, smiled, grabbed his dick and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/farmers-wife-breaks-his-heart-with.html

The manager was reviewing my application and notes that I had never worked in a retail before. "For a man with no experience," said he, "You are certainly asking for a high wage." "Well sir," I. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/my-answer-to-manager-who-complained-of.html

LEICESTER is like that poor kid that comes from a humble background, even without being able to purchase the expensive textbooks and past questions, he always top in the class.

MANCHESTER UNITED is that student whose father used to be a class teacher and bribes for him to pass exams and be at the top in those days. But after the retirement of his father he is always number 7 because he can no longer be bribed for. Instead of concentrating in today's work he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past while others are progressing.

ARSENAL is. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/english-premier-league-clubs-as.html

Police Inspector Oyoma Uwaomano (retired) was known to be the number one enemy of pick- pockets in Warri. He was so great that when he saw a pick- pocket pick a pocket, he picked the pick pocket's pocket and pocketed the. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-man-who-stopped-picking-of-pockets.html

A very zealous soul-winning preacher came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "My good friend, are you labouring in the vineyard of the Lord ?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, "No, these are maize." "You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?" With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-preacher-and-deep-lost-farmer.html

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window. The driver rolled down his window and asked, "What's going on? The man responded, "Boko Haram have kidnapped GMB, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed, Amaechi, OBJ, Saraki. They are asking for a 500 Million dollars ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we are. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/unholy-ransom.html

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A guy took his girlfriend on a fishing trip to Lagos island. They rented all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin near the beach. They spent about fifty thousand naira hiring all these.
The first day, they went fishing, but they didn't catch anything. The same thing happened the second day, and the third day. It. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/lagos-island-badluck.html

A man was driving down a country road, when he spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulled the car over to the side of the road and noticed that the farmer was just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man got out of the car, walked all the way out to the farmer and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-farmer-who-wants-to-win-nobel-prize.html

Watch Ofego as he demonstrates what he wants to become when he grows up to his loving Daddy
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I'm tired of all these new generation churches . This days you hardly differentiate a church program poster from a nollywood movie poster because all are action packed. You will see a church program on a poster titled, "WHO TIE THE GOAT?"
What is all these? Please pastor untie the innocent goat and stop disturbing our Lord Jesus Christ.
http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/new-generation-churches.html

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looked in his rear view mirror and noticed a police car with its red lights. He thought, "I can outrun this guy", so he floored it.
The cars were racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realised he can't outrun the policeman so he gave up and pulled over to the curb.
The police officer got out of his car and approached the car. He leaned down and said, "Listen mister man, I have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I will let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your car in my rear view mirror I thought you were the officer and you were trying to give her back to me!" http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-good-excuse.html

Obasanjo and his driver were out driving in Ogun state and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on the road.
Baba told the driver to drive up to the farm and apologise to the farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the driver got out and knocked on the front door and was allowed in.
He was in there for what seemed like hours.
When the driver came out, Baba was confused about why his driver had been in there so long.
"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me an Orijin, then his wife brought me some eba and soup with heavy meats, and his daughter showered me with kisses." explained the driver. " What did you tell the farmer?" Obasanjo asked. The driver replied, "I told him I was Obasanjo's driver and I just killed the pig." http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-obasanjos-driver-did-for-him.html

A little boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The Policeman said, "What is he like?" The little boy replied, "Alcohol and women!" http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-what-your-child-knows-you-like.html

Tuface walked into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asked him, "2baba why is the front of your shirt all bloody" . He answered in a slurred voice, "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis." "Oh! Come on" replied the bartender.


Tuface then said, "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
He proceeded to rifle through his suitcase and pulled out a long thin thing and laid it on the bar. The bartender bent down and looked closely and said, "Why? This is just a cigarette". Tubaba looked puzzled and said, "I have it here somewhere" and proceeded to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar desk, and said, "See that".
The bartender again inspects it closely and said, "2baba that's just another cigarette." Now 2face staggered backward and steadies himself, leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice, he said, "My brother I must have smoked it!" http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/2babas-wife-catches-him-with-another.html

Olamide Baddo's father a retiring farmer in preparation to sell his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. He went to every house in the town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the town and saw a couple outside gardening. " "Who is the boss around here?" he asked. " "I am." said the man. " "I have a black horse and a brown horse," Olamide's father said, "Which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, come on, take the brown one." the man's wife shouted. " Here's your chicken." said Olamide's father. http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-olamides-father-exposed-husband.html

I was helping my little brother who was in the kindergarten to put on his shoes? He asked for help and I could see why. With me pulling and him pushing, the shoes still didn't want to go on. When the second shoe was on, I had worked up a sweat. I almost whimpered when he said, "Brother Ofego, they are on the wrong feet." I looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the shoes off than it was putting them on. I managed to keep my cool as together we worked to get the shoes back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, "Brother Ofego these aren't my shoes." I bit my tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like I wanted to. Once again I struggled to help him pull the ill- fitting shoes off. He then said, "They are Mitchell's (Our last born) shoes. Mummy made me wear them." I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. I mustered up the grace and courage I had left to wrestle the shoes on his feet again. I said, "Now, where are your socks?" He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my shoes".