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Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 9:42pm On Jan 26, 2010
Wat do u have in mind
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:58pm On Jan 26, 2010
hmmm smiley *watches and listens with the keenest interest*
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:05am On Jan 27, 2010
kunbee, oya, bark like a dog.

Kelevra, wetin dey your evil mind?
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 9:38am On Jan 27, 2010
Nigerians. . . unnecessarily defensive. . . why u think say na evil dey ur mind if evil no dey cloud ya mind? cheesy grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 9:31pm On Jan 27, 2010
Meow cheesy
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 11:14am On Jan 28, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Nigerians. . . unnecessarily defensive. . . why u think say na evil dey your mind if evil no dey cloud ya mind? cheesy grin

hmmm, please, speak English. tongue grin

@kunbee
if you have any dog that barks ''meow'' anywhere around you, pleeeeeease, for my sake, run away from it. embarassedcry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2010
na chicken dey her side smiley
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 11:17am On Jan 28, 2010
you haven't explained your previous comment . . .yet angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2010
leave me jo! na fight? u be tout?
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 11:32am On Jan 28, 2010
i used to be , .so i've got the skills grin

and you aint going no where till you explain yaself. . .young man angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:35am On Jan 28, 2010
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but and what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. . . be warned grin grin grin tongue
Re: Please Don't Lauf by chibaby5(f): 11:44am On Jan 28, 2010
@topic

y u tellin us not 2 laff naw?? undecided
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 11:46am On Jan 28, 2010
@kelevra
i know you've watched TAKEN, so have i.
but what has that got to do with you explaining ya self? angry

@chi baby
have you ever hear of a word called IRONY? sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:47am On Jan 28, 2010
leave chi-chi out of this. . . wetin u wan make i explain? oya. . .
Re: Please Don't Lauf by chibaby5(f): 11:50am On Jan 28, 2010
@mykali

errrr nope!  tongue
Re: Please Don't Lauf by chibaby5(f): 11:51am On Jan 28, 2010
D1KeleVra:

leave chi-chi out of this. . . wetin u wan make i explain? oya. . .

grin grin bn awhile. . . hpe u gd cool
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 9:54pm On Jan 28, 2010
Mykali i dont like running
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:15pm On Jan 28, 2010
chi-baby:

grin grin bn awhile. . . hpe u gd cool

yea i'm good. . . u?

Kunbee:

Mykali i dont like running

No theif likes running. . . doesn't mean they can't run tho hehe grin grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 12:20am On Jan 29, 2010
When did i become a thief embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 9:37am On Jan 29, 2010
i no call u thief. . . i just dey yarn. . . or. . . why the guilty conscience? undecided did u have somthng to do with mykali's missing akamu?
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Jan 29, 2010
so you guys have been playing with my akamu? angry angry angry angry


@kunbee
you dont like running?
is not you i saw last week? . . .
when that mad man wey escape from yaba dey pursue you
wey you throway your Gucci . . .borrow leg?
abi no be you . . .
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 2:40am On Jan 30, 2010
The akamu was just too tempting sad
Mykali it wasnt me by Shaggy cool
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:42pm On Jan 30, 2010
@Mykali
No be Kunbee dey run from Ben. . . na someone else. . . Ben dey run catch bus na so the girl think say Ben dey pursue am. . . cheesy it was a hilarious sight grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 12:39am On Jan 31, 2010
:d
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 5:42pm On Feb 01, 2010
@kelevra

so you were there shocked
ok . . i remember now, you were that guy selling buns by that junction abi? grin


@kunbee
it was you jare . . .shaggy just confirmed it. . .i called him. grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 5:49pm On Feb 01, 2010
it was akara not buns. . . olodo, abi u need med. glasses? those sun shades no dey helep u
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:12pm On Feb 01, 2010
omo . . .those things looked like buns, i swear cheesy
ok, maybe i need glasses. or even goggles. grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 7:35pm On Feb 01, 2010
ehn! anyhow sha na akara. . . na the way abbey dey make am
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 8:07pm On Feb 01, 2010
It was not me jare sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 9:00pm On Feb 01, 2010
i know that. . . u make the best buns na smiley
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 10:48pm On Feb 01, 2010
Thanks babe
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:04pm On Feb 01, 2010
no problemo

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