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Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 11:29pm On Feb 01, 2010
haw much r d buns sold at wholesale, ive got a buns outlet in KFC grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:34pm On Feb 01, 2010
see ur teeth!
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 11:39pm On Feb 01, 2010
grin they are at least white grin

oya shine ur own lipsrsealed
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:50pm On Feb 01, 2010
sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 11:54pm On Feb 01, 2010
undecided
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 11:56pm On Feb 01, 2010
D1 why d sad face, ?
sowi kiss

naw turn dat frown upside down
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:53am On Feb 02, 2010
sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 2:06am On Feb 03, 2010
:d
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 10:09am On Feb 03, 2010
D1KeleVra:

ehn! anyhow sha na akara. . . na the way abbey dey make am

Abbey made those buns? cool. at least i will never be hungry again

@kunbee
wetin dey do you
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:07pm On Feb 03, 2010
she get stomach upset sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 1:16pm On Feb 03, 2010
:oshodi§goat:
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 1:19pm On Feb 03, 2010
D1KeleVra:

ehn! anyhow sha na akara. . . na the way abbey dey make am
shocked shocked shocked fear no dey catch u again shei!!!
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:39pm On Feb 03, 2010
fear dey only catch me when i dey enter studio molue smiley

Abbey_city:

:oshodi§goat:

wazzup! wazzup!! grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2010
dekele come here! angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Feb 03, 2010
what for?
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 4:10pm On Feb 03, 2010
as if u dnt knw u're to dust dis table for me. angry angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:13pm On Feb 03, 2010
na on top the table u wan lie down? cheesy
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 4:23pm On Feb 03, 2010
shaatap! & do d job u're paid 4 angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2010
angry hey! i'm no gigolo. . . it's  do or die that has got me here angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2010
dnt talk to me like that again ^^moves close to him & gives him a knock on his head^^ angry angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:51pm On Feb 03, 2010
*clearly disgruntled, dickele storms out of the office. . . slaps one okada rider that nearly matched the newly acquired Prada loafers* angry angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 1:51pm On Feb 05, 2010
why una dey quarrel like husband and wife? grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Feb 05, 2010
i nor fit husband tortoise o smiley
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 2:26pm On Feb 05, 2010
cheesy

no comment lipsrsealed
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2010
mykali i no go fit marry pig na.
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 2:32pm On Feb 05, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

infact . . .i did not click ''Login to Nairaland'' today lipsrsealed

bye bye . . . tongue
Re: Please Don't Lauf by dani1luv: 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2010
what going on in hia cool
Re: Please Don't Lauf by kodylicky(f): 3:12pm On Feb 05, 2010
dani1luv:

what going on in hia cool

its a live show

"THE HUSBAND AND WIFE FIGHT"
just sit with me n enjoy the show not too close ooo
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 3:14pm On Feb 05, 2010
^^Give way!

dani1luv:

what going on in hia cool

@Dani smiley A recap. of the headlines. . .

Abbey city is bald and is disgruntled about her parents wanting her to marry a pig. . . an actual pig smiley

Mykali thinks he didn't log in to NL today even after posting comments. . . me thinks he is clearly delusional

D1 i the king of the pride. . . just like Mufasa or Simba smiley

Kunbee is Sarabi or Nala

Ben-10 in Rafiki smiley

Stay tuned for details smiley
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 6:10pm On Feb 05, 2010
i wonder why D1 is MUFASA shockedi thought mufasa was villain
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:21pm On Feb 05, 2010
then you musta be dreaming when you watched Lion King

@D1
who's delusional angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:23pm On Feb 05, 2010
@babybootz

nice pix cheesy
didnt realize you were this pretty.
e remain small, you for fine pass my mama grin

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