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Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 3:27am On Jun 15, 2008
Its beats the human imagination for a reasonable society such as Nigerians to believe in such a trashy contraption called the bible and revere it with so much passion. 99% of Christians havent sat down to read the bible and see the various absurdities, falsehood and ballyhoo that are abound in all the various passages that even a 3 year old would point out as totally imbecilic.

Christian apologists will be quick to point out that:

1.The bible is inspired by god

2. It was written by gods anointed chosen prophets ( but forgetting to remember that it was Ireanus that chose the books he wanted and that's minus the shamelessly plagiarized version of Mark by Matthew)

3. That god is love

4. That god is perfect and is knows all.

Hmmm, ok lets see if thats true:

CANNIBALISM


The lord commanded:

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight." --Ezekiel 4:12

What senseless lord or god can say such rubbish? Bake barley cakes with Dung (Shit)* and EAT IT

How come the pastors forget to expaniate more on this passage?


"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." --Levitcus 26:29

If this isnt cannibalism and barbarism at its best, i dont know what else this passage means? Can one of the holy spirit filled christians reading this help me out by interpreting this monsterous and totally dispeakable act?


"And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons, and of thy daughters which the LORD thy god hath given thee, " --Deuteronomy 28:53

Ouch i think i have lost my appetite after reading this lipsrsealed

god encourages flesh eaters?


"So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son." --2 Kings 6:29.

Now you have to boil human flesh before you eat your own child? lipsrsealed

Even the primitive azetecs of Mexico werent this brutally barbaric talkless of an ominscent and perfect god coupled with his chosen prophets!

JUSTICE ACCORDING TO GOD


"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets; then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." --Deuteronomy 25:11-12.

Cruelty at its best. So much for the all forgiving and merciful god!


", the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction; and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods (piles) in their secret parts." --1 Samuel 5:9.

Jungle Justice at its best. Why then are christian apologists angry with Hitler or Saddam?


god as a Comedian and Sport loving Dictator

The lord threatened his children: "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." --Malachi 2:3.

Whats god's own with Shit? He seems to value shit very highly grin


"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." --Psalms 137:9

Hmmm, so if i pick up a baby and throw him against stones or walls i would be very happy and find favour in gods eyes huh? I'll keep that in mind next time i see a 3 year old child!

How senseless can such a passage be to be believed?


"And he (David) brought out the people that were in it and cut them with saws, and with harrows of iron, and with axes. Even so dealt David with all the cities of the children of Ammon." --1 Chronicles 20:3.

"And he (David) brought forth the people that were therein, and put them under saws and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brick-kiln." --2 Samuel 12:31.

Now tell me the difference between david and Bin ladins band of be-heading terrorists?

And christian apologists have the effontry to tell me that jesus came from the line of david. So much for a very evil lineage!

god as a Promiscus Yansh Lover

God said to Moses: "And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen." --Exodus 33:23.

Wuz up with god and him showing his yansh to moses but not his face? If god is truely a "he" and Moses is a man, and one "He" shows his yansh to another "He", what does that make him?? I am beginning to think god is , shhh!

No wonder christians have a very good excuse to show god exists because they claim he cant be seen but they forget to tell us that he can still show his yansh to unbelievers. If he can show it to Moses why not the rest of the world? grin

god as a lover of incest, buggery and Prostitute hater

"And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto they brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."
--Genesis 38:8-9.

Encouraging a man to sleep with his brothers wife!!! And Nigerians complain that its wrong and cheating? Whose more wiser? You or god! grin


The men of Sodom wanted to bugger two angels abiding with Lot. Lot said, "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known a man; let me, I pray you, bring them unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes." --Genesis 19:8.

But the Sodomites preferred male angels. The Lot family escaped; Mrs. Lot looked back, became a pillar of salt; father Lot and daughters fled to a cave, at which time the elder daughter proposed: "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father." --Genesis 19:32.

"Thus were both daughters of Lot with child by their father."
--Genesis 19:36.

No comment! This Pornographic Incest Orgy movie is getting outta hand!


Now to Jesus lovers.

You claim jesus is a peaceful man and he came to save the world and bring peace upon all man. Ok, but why did he say this:

Christ announced: "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." --Matthew 10:34.

Who is lying now? jesus, matthew or you!


Only highly delusional, illiterate and imbecilic Afghanistanese cattle rearers can write such garbage and trash called the bible that so called intellectual geniuses have swallowed hook line and sinker without ever reading the the bible thoroughly to discover such junk in it. You rely so much on doom sayers, pastors, jehovah witnesses and other jobless people to inform you about its contents in a very selective manner but you fail to read this ballyhoo to find out the falsitudes and irrationality of its content in a full perspective.

If these verses were inspired by a perfect god, then this god must either be crazy, morally depraved or brutal extremist that should stand trial as a war criminal.

In this "sacred" book of family scandals we find filth, sex orgies, cannibalism, atrocities, sex perversions, incest, bloody violence unparalleled in any other chronicle in all the literature of the world. Fortunately, not one-third of the human race has ever heard of the Christian Bible; not one-tenth of the Christians have ever read it, and no two who have read it agree as to its meaning.

Won't you help get this book out of the hands of our children, out of decent homes, and out of hotel and motel rooms?

I leave you with a wise quote by Joseph lewis who said:

THE HUMAN RACE HAS SUFFERED FOR CENTURIES AND IS STILL SUFFERING FROM THE MENTAL DISORDER KNOWN AS RELIGION, AND ATHEISM IS THE ONLY PHYSICIAN THAT WILL BE ABLE TO EFFECT A PERMANENT CURE.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 3:34am On Jun 15, 2008
Another one of satan's worshippers is on the loose. So . . . who let you out of your cage?
I suppose your 'Sun God' is a better deity? Fool.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 3:44am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

Another one of satan's worshippers is on the loose. So . . . who let you out of your cage?
I suppose your 'Sun God' is a better deity? Fool.

Haaaaaaa, typical christian fundamentalist!, Instead of you to go and bury your head in shame for worshipping such a morally depraved monster or possibly try to defend these wildly outrageous passages, you resort to your usual christian mantra of tagging a non believer as a Satanist ( As if i care what that even means), lol

At least from your reply, you acknowledge god being a deity since you tried to challenge whose a better diety, SUN GOD or god, Hmmm, for the sake of argument, since both of them are fairy tales, i guess none grin

Look try a better tactic other than the usual brandishing of Fear or woe unto the unbeliever or antichrist or devil worshipper slogans. Thats so yesterday man. Grow up and ask your pastor why these silly passages are in the bible and watch him squirm for hours trying to defend the irrationality of these verses
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 3:54am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

Haaaaaaa, typical christian fundamentalist!, Instead of you to go and bury your head in shame for worshipping such a morally depraved monster or possibly try to defend these wildly outrageous passages, you resort to your usual christian mantra of tagging a non believer as a Satanist ( As if i care what that even means), lol

At least from your reply, you acknowledge god being a deity since you tried to challenge whose a better diety, SUN GOD or god, Hmmm, for the sake of argument, since both of them are fairy tales, i guess none grin

Look try a better tactic other than the usual brandishing of Fear or woe unto the unbeliever or antichrist or devil worshipper slogans. Thats so yesterday man. Grow up and ask your pastor why these silly passages are in the bible and watch him squirm for hours trying to defend the irrationality of these verses
It's not about fundamentalism. You're just ranting like an isolated juvenile lunatic. You should be more ashamed of yourself for putting up this joke you call a thread, while at the same time brandishing some artificial 'Sun God'. If you don't believe in the existence of God that's your preference. People don't always have to agree, that's the beauty of the world and what makes it so colorful. We are also entitled to our preferences and shouldn't be castigated for what we choose. You chose the 'sun god' we chose the 'Christian God' and we believe in him. I live with-and-for a purpose and your chosen religion (or lack thereof) dictates that your existence is meaningless. I prefer the former hence my choice for sticking with it.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 4:09am On Jun 15, 2008
Oh . . . and to combat your idea of fairy tales, just for the sake of argument, might I add that your stupid elitist mindset makes you look worse than the people you're attempting to put down.  It also highlights the fundamentalist stupidity and hypocrisy that plagues your reasoning - and other atheists alike.  Why would you think it is okay for you to deny someone the right to practice their own religion?  What gives you the right to practice your atheism?
If you understand the idea of a religion, you would see that a person's choice to engage a religion is accompanied by an obligation to practice, and even believe, what is taught by the religion. Hence the reason for the religion. At least in America, where I assume you're residing, you're free and allowed, by law, to change your religion if it doesn't suit you.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 4:16am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

It's not about fundamentalism. You're just ranting like an isolated juvenile lunatic. You should be more ashamed of yourself for putting up this joke you call a thread, while at the same time brandishing some artificial 'Sun God'. If you don't believe in the existence of God that's your preference. People don't always have to agree, that's the beauty of the world and what makes it so colorful. We are also entitled to our preferences and shouldn't be castigated for what we choose. You chose the 'sun god' we chose the 'Christian God' and we believe in him. I live with-and-for a purpose and your chosen religion (or lack thereof) dictates that your existence is meaningless. I prefer the former hence my choice for sticking with it.

Another senseless post from a senseless bible wielding fundamentalist.

1. The name sungod is a joke and parody to mock the tag lines of various gods such as ZEUS, HELIOS, MITHRA, BUDDAH, OSIRIS and a host of comical and fairy tale gods. It was never meant to mean i ama god of sort or believe in one. If you dont understand what parody or satires are then consult your nearest physician.

2. As for your bloviates in reference to your choice of gods, dont you find it contradictory that because an atheist wrote about your god and the illogical things in the bible that makes you now on the defensive? If the thread was about how i prayed to god and i won a million bucks, you would have been gloating and joining me in some fairytale prayer session and praising this thread.

But the fact that i have exposed the hypocrisy of this nonsense called the bible, you automatically brandish what you christian fundamentalists know how to do best: ABUSE PEOPLE!

Thats the hall mark of a christian when he knows he has no defence and take solace in dishing out tags such as devil worshippers, the beast, jezebels and a host of nonsensical things that befuddles the mind.

3. I dont believe in the existence of a higher power and would never believe in one. If your dim witted brain cannot understand the difference between a sun god that is totally imaginary and your god that is also imaginary and ask me to choose, then your far worse than the illiterate albanian farmers who wrote the bible.

All i asked from you christian apologists is to read the bible more carefully and see the absurdities inherent in it and give your opinions. I didnt tell you to engage in a words slug fest with me and you would probably never win in such a negative word play with me.    

Just go to church and ask your pastor why god is the greatest commiter of genocide and come back to me with a plausible answer. Until then, wallow in your ignorance and zombie like follow follow bible until the truth probably hits you!
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 4:32am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

Oh . . . and to combat your idea of fairy tales, just for the sake of argument, might I add that your stupid elitist mindset makes you look worse than the people you're attempting to put down. It also highlights the fundamentalist stupidity and hypocrisy that plagues your reasoning - and other atheists alike. Why would you think it is okay for you to deny someone the right to practice their own religion? What gives you the right to practice your atheism?
If you understand the idea of a religion, you would see that a person's choice to engage a religion is accompanied by an obligation to practice, and even believe, what is taught by the religion. Hence the reason for the religion. At least in America, where I assume you're residing, you're free and allowed, by law, to change your religion if it doesn't suit you.

hmm talk about the kettle calling the pot black!, hmm let me see how the christian world has virtually taken control of the whole society!

1. You cant sign any form without being asked about whether your a christian or muslim. If you say christian, it moves to what denomination, from denomination, it moves to what church, pastor and so on until you you finally doze off.

2. You cant rest in peace without some silly pamphlet weilding twit comes to you trying to spread the gospel.

3. Not a day goes by without you being refered to god and to put god first in your life.

4. Parents wont allow you to mix with non christians

5. Offices are abound with various early morning praise worship and prayer sessions and if you fail to participate, your a devil

6. You dont go to church on sunday, your the devil

7. You dont believe in god, you are looked down upon like a leper

8. You speak out against it, you are being supressed by the fundamentalists

9. It is better to be a hypocrite and smile to the world that your a xtian than for you to be tagged as a non believer.

So what nonsense are you telling me about being free to practice my religion (Thats if there is a need to) and go scot free if it is tantamount to what the christian politicians, liberalist, pastors, fundamentalists and businessmen want you to be.

Its time to expose such hypocrisy and shenanigans of the bible and if it is going to cause you the much needed discomfort that you so dutifully pray that it shouldnt happen, then thats our pride and joy.

We have suffered so much in your hands and the time of suffering has gone. The smoking gun is now faced at you fundamentalists and nothing and i say nothing can deter us. No amount of fire branding insults or quotes from these senseless afghanistanese prophets in the bible will prevent us now from exposing the truth that you lots are hypocritical charlatants!

So disappear o yea ignorant one! and come back when your popes or theological experts are ready to confront their waterloo with me! Your a little fry in the scheme of things. Am awaiting your bigger fishes that have the guts to prove the bible is indeed perfect and holy!
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by 4Him1(m): 4:43am On Jun 15, 2008
this is as ridiculous as it gets.

1. You can't sign any form without being asked about whether your a christian or a great one. If you say christian, it moves to what denomination, from denomination, it moves to what church, pastor and so on until you you finally doze off. - You have a right to tick N/A on such forms.

2. You can't rest in peace without some silly pamphlet weilding twit comes to you trying to spread the gospel. - Neither can you rest in peace without some silly telemarketer eh. Should we ban all forms of advertising too?

3. Not a day goes by without you being refered to god and to put god first in your life. - Tell them to shut up if you dont like it or plug your ears.

4. Parents wont allow you to mix with non christians - Muuslim parents dont allow their daughters to marry non musslims, some white parents dont allow their kids to mix with non white kids . . . so what are you driving at here?

5. Offices are abound with various early morning praise worship and prayer sessions and if you fail to participate, your a devil - what rubbish! No one forces you to join.

6. You don't go to church on sunday, your the devil - church attendance has dropped to an all time low in advanced countries, no one is calling them devils yet. Why are you bothered about being called a devil if you dont believe one exists?

7. You don't believe in god, you are looked down upon like a leper - FALSE!

8. You speak out against it, you are being supressed by the fundamentalists - Again FALSE.

You really dont have to make up stupid reasons. Your IQ is now a subject of worry.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 4:52am On Jun 15, 2008
4 Him:

this is as ridiculous as it gets.

1. You can't sign any form without being asked about whether your a christian or a great one. If you say christian, it moves to what denomination, from denomination, it moves to what church, pastor and so on until you you finally doze off. - You have a right to tick N/A on such forms.

2. You can't rest in peace without some silly pamphlet weilding twit comes to you trying to spread the gospel. - Neither can you rest in peace without some silly telemarketer eh. Should we ban all forms of advertising too?

3. Not a day goes by without you being refered to god and to put god first in your life. - Tell them to shut up if you don't like it or plug your ears.

4. Parents wont allow you to mix with non christians - Muuslim parents don't allow their daughters to marry non musslims, some white parents don't allow their kids to mix with non white kids . . . so what are you driving at here?

5. Offices are abound with various early morning praise worship and prayer sessions and if you fail to participate, your a devil - what rubbish! No one forces you to join.

6. You don't go to church on sunday, your the devil - church attendance has dropped to an all time low in advanced countries, no one is calling them devils yet. Why are you bothered about being called a devil if you don't believe one exists?

7. You don't believe in god, you are looked down upon like a leper - FALSE!

8. You speak out against it, you are being supressed by the fundamentalists - Again FALSE.

You really don't have to make up stupid reasons. Your IQ is now a subject of worry.

hmm i see the apologists are coming out in their droves to defend the undefendable.

No need to answer you Q/A. I just need you to tell me why god is

1. A murderer and a known harbinger of war and genocide specialists

2. Why god is a baby specialist killer

3. why god encourages slavery

4. why god promotes orgies and promiscus sexual activities

5. Why god enjoys cannibalism

If you can tell me why such a perfect god does all this, then maybe i might answer your Q/A. Until then cheerio! and continue to spread the "good news" or should i say barbaric news!

P:S: Wats up with god showing his arse to Moses? Am still confused about that one undecided

As to answering one of your q/a's , number 8 refers to the dumb twit mytemp id who was quick to supress free speech by calling me a fool for not believing iin the bible! I guess your i.q is the one that deserves a brain scan if you could fathom that out
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 4:53am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

Another senseless post from a senseless bible wielding fundamentalist.

1. The name sungod is a joke and parody to mock the tag lines of various gods such as ZEUS, HELIOS, MITHRA, BUDDAH, OSIRIS and a host of comical and fairy tale gods. It was never meant to mean i ama god of sort or believe in one. If you don't understand what parody or satires are then consult your nearest physician.
Why would you create a handle to mock something you don't believe in? In essence you're glorifying the idea of a sun god, making it more popular and developing even more of a fan base for it.  Those who aren't interested in the sun god before might see your handle and research the thought of worshipping this god.

And this your signature, "All hail me the SUN GOD HELIOS," doesn't seem like a mockery of the sun god helios. It will be interpreted by many, as a glorification of the sun god helios. Dummy.

2. As for your bloviates in reference to your choice of gods, don't you find it contradictory that because an atheist wrote about your god and the illogical things in the bible that makes you now on the defensive? If the thread was about how i prayed to god and i won a million bucks, you would have been gloating and joining me in some fairytale prayer session and praising this thread.
I don't find it contradictory. But what is stupid is the claim that I'm on the defensive because an atheist wrote this.  It is just a claim which holds no merit; it is perhaps an allusion of your schizophrenic and paranoid atheistic thoughts.  And, I don't see how a natural celebration that you won a million bucks is of any detriment?  If you or anyone you know won a million bucks, your natural response would be euphoria.  This is common sense.
But the fact that i have exposed the hypocrisy of this nonsense called the bible, you automatically brandish what you christian fundamentalists know how to do best: ABUSE PEOPLE!
you have exposed nothing. All you did was injure your fingers and made yourself seem imbecilic by denigrating another man's decision to choose his own practice.   As an aside, I think it's not only funny, but definitely stupid that you have used ad hominems yet still call me an abuser for using ad hominems.  Can't you see that the finger points back at you? You haven't done any better.

Thats the hall mark of a christian when he knows he has no defence and take solace in dishing out tags such as devil worshippers, the beast, jezebels and a host of nonsensical things that befuddles the mind.
I don't see how you were able to arrive at this premature conclusion.  Try again.

3. I don't believe in the existence of a higher power and would never believe in one. If your dim witted brain cannot understand the difference between a sun god that is totally imaginary and your god that is also imaginary and ask me to choose, then your far worse than the illiterate albanian farmers who wrote the bible.
But you do believe in the idea that atheism is the best agenda.  That'something which beffudles MY mind, and to me is meaningless.

All i asked from you christian apologists is to read the bible more carefully and see the absurdities inherent in it and give your opinions. I didnt tell you to engage in a words slug fest with me and you would probably never win in such a negative word play with me.
And all i ask you, tart, is to live and let live.  Mind your own silly little business.  You're not being forced to conform to a practice you're not interested in.  You're just hateful and will continue to be . . . that millions and millions, if not billions, of people in the world are Christians.    
I don't mind engaging in what you call a slugfest, with you.  Afterall, this is a public forum and I didn't hold a gun to your head and force you to respond to my query.  I saw something I disagree with and am responding accordingly.

Just go to church and ask your pastor why god is the greatest commiter of genocide and come back to me with a plausible answer. Until then, wallow in your ignorance and zombie like follow follow bible until the truth probably hits you!
you think christianity is an abomination yet you want me to go to church.  Are you brainless or is your brain filled with peanuts.
I see you've chosen to continue coveting the idea that the Christian religion is a wrong practice.  Do realize that you're pursuing a failed agenda.  As a hint, you failed before you even started.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 5:09am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

hmm talk about the kettle calling the pot black!, hmm let me see how the christian world has virtually taken control of the whole society!
The government has also taken control of society, corruption has taken control of society, criminals have taken control of society, other things have taken control of society.  Why the dull fixation on Christianity?

1. You can't sign any form without being asked about whether your a christian or a great one. If you say christian, it moves to what denomination, from denomination, it moves to what church, pastor and so on until you you finally doze off.
Null.  I have signed many forms without shedding any info about my religious affiliation.

2. You can't rest in peace without some silly pamphlet weilding twit comes to you trying to spread the gospel.
Doink!  It seems your brain is malfunctioning.  I also can't rest in piece without some jobless dweeb nagging me about the wickedness of my God. Better yet, if you dislike it you can always walk away.

3. Not a day goes by without you being refered to god and to put god first in your life.
Which God, be more specific. By the way, null for other reasons.  Many days have gone by without ME encounteringg such fierce advocacy.  I guess you just have bad luck.  Or, good luck I would say.  They're trying to involve you in something good.  grin
Again, if you dislike it you reserve the right to say NO. Don't be such a cry baby.

4. Parents wont allow you to mix with non christians
That's clearly the reason you decided to pursue this rebellion online.  unfortunately , to no avail.  Sucks for you, eh?
you are a victim of your mother's dictatorship.

Blah blah blah . . . .
I could continue, but I bet everything else you've written is filled with invalidity.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 5:18am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

Why would you create a handle to mock something you don't believe in? In essence you're glorifying the idea of a sun god, making it more popular and developing even more of a fan base for it. Those who aren't interested in the sun god before might see your handle and research the thought of worshipping this god.

And this your signature, "All hail me the SUN GOD HELIOS," doesn't seem like a mockery of the sun god helios. It will be interpreted by many, as a glorification of the sun god helios. Dummy.
I don't find it contradictory. But what is stupid is the claim that I'm on the defensive because an atheist wrote this. It is just a claim which holds no merit; it is perhaps an allusion of your schizophrenic and paranoid atheistic thoughts. And, I don't see how a natural celebration that you won a million bucks is of any detriment? If you or anyone you know won a million bucks, your natural response would be euphoria. This is common sense.you have exposed nothing. All you did was injure your fingers and made yourself seem imbecilic by denigrating another man's decision to choose his own practice. As an aside, I think it's not only funny, but definitely stupid that you have used ad hominems yet still call me an abuser for using ad hominems. Can't you see that the finger points back at you? You haven't done any better.
I don't see how you were able to arrive at this premature conclusion. Try again.
But you do believe in the idea that atheism is the best agenda. That'something which beffudles MY mind, and to me is meaningless.
And all i ask you, tart, is to live and let live. Mind your own silly little business. You're not being forced to conform to a practice you're not interested in. You're just hateful and will continue to be . . . that millions and millions, if not billions, of people in the world are Christians.
I don't mind engaging in what you call a slugfest, with you. Afterall, this is a public forum and I didn't hold a gun to your head and force you to respond to my query. I saw something I disagree with and am responding accordingly.
you think christianity is an abomination yet you want me to go to church. Are you brainless or is your brain filled with peanuts.
I see you've chosen to continue coveting the idea that the Christian religion is a wrong practice. Do realize that you're pursuing a failed agenda. As a hint, you failed before you even started.

Wow, so much insult coming from a christian apologist, hmmm, why am i not suprised. Your only following what you god has being doing over the centuries. Like father like son. ( NO PUN INTENDED)

Now to address your caterwauls:

1. Ma bad may be i should have renamed my self Zeus or pegasus and it wont create so much flack. but i didnt know using the sungod allegory would probably throw some christians off balance. I forgot god is a jealous god so, he detests competition, lol

2. Who is raising a fan base for the name sungod? Have you seen me preach or try to eulogise any form of sun god so far to people? Man your in desperate need of Vitamin k.

3. Anybody that reads about the sun god would know it is an old descredited pagan form of worship and god not to be taken seriously. But if you choose to re convert, then your dumber than i thought!

4. For all your feeble defences, i have found out that you havent even come up with one plausible defence to contradict what the bible says and your just trying to beat about the bush using the sun god as an escape mechanism. I rightly remember your first words to me was that i was a fool. In my mind i was like, ok i am a fool but why does god kill people? It takes only a fool to appreciate the atrocities of a cannibal and raise him to the heights of a holy deity.

Quit yapping around and face the dilema of realising that no holy man of god wrote such nonsense but only fickle minded and extremely illiterate bunch of drunken buggers wrote the bible. Prove thats not the case and see how you would systematically get your ego and spirituality burned.


Anyway, i see your also a good plagiarizer like your apostolic ilk of matthew and luke when you had to wait for 4him to write his defense before you hurridly scribbled yours, lol

I understand, its a christian thing!
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 5:25am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

hmm i see the apologists are coming out in their droves to defend the undefendable.

No need to answer you Q/A. I just need you to tell me why god is

1. A murderer and a known harbinger of war and genocide specialists

2. Why god is a baby specialist killer

3. why god encourages slavery

4. why god promotes orgies and promiscus sexual activities

5. Why god enjoys cannibalism

If you can tell me why such a perfect god does all this, then maybe i might answer your Q/A. Until then cheerio! and continue to spread the "good news" or should i say barbaric news!

P:S: Wats up with god showing his arse to Moses? Am still confused about that one undecided

As to answering one of your q/a's , number 8 refers to the dumb twit mytemp id who was quick to supress free speech by calling me a fool for not believing iin the bible! I guess your i.q is the one that deserves a brain scan if you could fathom that out
You're bluffing and illiterately exaggerating and mis-interpreting what you read in the bible. Not to worry, you're not a lone. It's a common disease among atheists and other non christians.
As per the number 8 q/a which you distinguished as mine. I think you need to re-think these silly little claims you fancy. If anything, you're guilter than I am for calling people 'imbeciles and retards' for believing the bible. Gosh can you get any dumber. You're irritating. It's like you don't think before typing.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by 4Him1(m): 5:29am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

hmm i see the apologists are coming out in their droves to defend the undefendable.

No need to answer you Q/A. I just need you to tell me why god is

hypocrisy is the hallmark of the dumb. You wont answer my QA and yet promptly require me to answer another list?  grin Are you alright in the head by any chance?

Sun God:

1. A murderer and a known harbinger of war and genocide specialists

Stalin, Mussolinni, Hitler . . . were not christians by any stretch of the imagination . . . surely if God is the only known harbinger of war these men shld never have started a war no?

Sun God:

2. Why god is a baby specialist killer

When did he kill ur baby?

Sun God:

3. why god encourages slavery

Ask the arabs who still enslave blacks in mauritania today . . . perhaps they have the wrong God.

Sun God:

4. why god promotes orgies and promiscus sexual activities

Surely the porn industry folks are all christians no?

Sun God:

5. Why god enjoys cannibalism

has he eaten you yet? I cant wait. One less numbskull to deal with.

Sun God:

If you can tell me why such a perfect god does all this, then maybe i might answer your Q/A. Until then cheerio! and continue to spread the "good news" or should i say barbaric news!

If you're simply rebelling against your parents then be a man . . . grow some balls and tell them you dont believe in God instead of coming here like the coward you are to whine.

Sun God:

P:S: Wats up with god showing his arse to Moses? Am still confused about that one undecided

You have a worse confusion you just dont know it. Hope you find out before its too late.

Sun God:

As to answering one of your q/a's , number 8 refers to the dumb twit mytemp id who was quick to supress free speech by calling me a fool for not believing iin the bible! I guess your i.q is the one that deserves a brain scan if you could fathom that out

But you werent going to answer them before no? Still too confused to take one position on issues?

If by calling you a fool you assume u're free speech was being suppressed then i wish this was the same in Saudi Arabia . . . i'd be happy for the chance to read my bible on their aircraft even though they call me a fool 20000 times.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 5:49am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

Wow, so much insult coming from a christian apologist, hmmm, why am i not suprised. Your only following what you god has being doing over the centuries. Like father like son. ( NO PUN INTENDED)
I doubt you're in any position to be shocked by insults.  It should be normal territory to you by now.  As for your bogus claims.  Claims seem to be your speciality.  Was that your course of study in school.   Pardon me, you don't seem so educated.  If you were, you would realize how difficult it is to disprove claims that you YOURSELF have yet to support.

Now to address your caterwauls:

1. Ma bad may be i should have renamed my self Zeus or pegasus and it wont create so much flack. but i didnt know using the sungod allegory would probably throw some christians off balance. I forgot god is a jealous god so, he detests competition, lol
Or maybe you shouldn't have flaunted the 'sun god' moniker or referred to yourself as the 'sun god' since you didn't believe in the idea that 'gods' exist. slowpoke.
On the contrary, try to stay on point will you?  The sun god holds a small relevance in this discussion.  It already served its purpose.  It was used as a means to expose the fart in your brain.

2. Who is raising a fan base for the name sungod? Have you seen me preach or try to eulogise any form of sun god so far to people? Man your in desperate need of Vitamin k.
Yes.  it's written all over your tag and your profile, stupid. Did you lose your glasses?
not that there's any wrong in choosing whatever username you prefer.  just don't' attack other people's choice of 'God' and expect yours to go unscathed.

3. Anybody that reads about the sun god would know it is an old descredited pagan form of worship and god not to be taken seriously. But if you choose to re convert, then your dumber than i thought!
And anybody who hasn't heard about the sun god or welcomed the idea of 'god' will now know about it from your name.  something you obviously detest. contradicts your purpose.  
I, for one, don't care about the sun god. not even the moon god for that matter.   I didn't realize it would hurt your feelings this much.
4. For all your feeble defences, i have found out that you havent even come up with one plausible defence to contradict what the bible says and your just trying to beat about the bush using the sun god as an escape mechanism. I rightly remember your first words to me was that i was a fool. In my mind i was like, ok i am a fool but why does god kill people? It takes only a fool to appreciate the atrocities of a cannibal and raise him to the heights of a holy deity.
hear ye.  At least you understand and accept that you are a fool. You have been moping and whinning all night long.  faultily categorizing people as imbeciles for believing their bibles.

Quit yapping around and face the dilema of realising that no holy man of god wrote such nonsense but only fickle minded and extremely illiterate bunch of drunken buggers wrote the bible. Prove thats not the case and see how you would systematically get your ego and spirituality burned.
You crack me up, dunce.  It's like you're sick in the head. Prove that's not the case?  Have you proven that's the case? Is it your prerogative to outstretch your unproven claims?


Anyway, i see your also a good plagiarizer like your apostolic ilk of matthew and luke when you had to wait for 4him to write his defense before you hurridly scribbled yours, lol

I understand, its a christian thing!
You are a daft.   I was too busy responding to your other foolish allegations.  Did you expect me to split my screen in half and respond to two of your posts at the same time?  I responded to your second post soon after responding to the first.   Weird how my alleged plagiarized post seems nothing like the post you claim i plagiarized.  Moreover, it seems you're getting worked now.  You're beginning to lose sight of your purpose and would rather get into silly blabbers with me.  I tend to do that to people.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by 4Him1(m): 6:00am On Jun 15, 2008
sun god has gone to sleep? grin
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 6:08am On Jun 15, 2008
sun god has gone back to his lonely cage. mama's boy looking for an avenue to vent his frustrations.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 6:08am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

You're bluffing and illiterately exaggerating and mis-interpreting what you read in the bible. Not to worry, you're not a lone. It's a common disease among atheists and other non christians.
As per the number 8 q/a which you distinguished as mine. I think you need to re-think these silly little claims you fancy. If anything, you're guilter than I am for calling people 'imbeciles and retards' for believing the bible. Gosh can you get any dumber. You're irritating. It's like you don't think before typing.

@mytempid

Still no rational defense from you concerning the passages and verses so i think your already a spent horse in this discuss. Like i told you earlier, if you can provide a defense to just one then its game on, but so far, you prefer to engage in rambles and side shows. Go and read your bible more and get back at me when you have a concrete defence!

Yes i called you a retard for believing in the bible and i backed it up with claims from the bible. Until you can propound a reasonable defense to your holy passages, you still remain a retard and i stand on my words.

@4him

Yours is quite laughable because i chose to handle you lightly because you were just a meddlesome interloper in the game i had wit mytemp but since you want to play along, welcome to the show.


Stalin, Mussolinni, Hitler . . . were not christians by any stretch of the imagination . . . surely if God is the only known harbinger of war these men shld never have started a war no?

Ouch! History 101. Hitler was a catholic and had a weak spot for catholicism. Catholics are christians, so therefore your argument falls like a pack of cards. As for stalin, he had a friendly communion with the Russian orthodox church and churches were allowed after world war 2 in russia and he was tagged as a great friend of the church until the division between them arose. Only benito mussolini wasnt a christian but ruled in a very heavily catholic country.

As for comparing god to these mad men is beyond my stretch of imagination and if you say god is as murderous as these men since they are all war harbingers, then no such god exist except a man made god like these 3 people you mentioned.

Also doesnt this statement negates the all knowing god slogan you apologist love to tag god? If he is perfect and all knowing, he should have prevented all this men from killing millions but instead, he loves to keep company with these lunatics as his buddies in war and genocide.

Some freaking god that must be!


When did he kill your baby?

Nah not mine but he ordered the first born of every male child in egypt to be killed. No better way of commiting infanticide than the almighty merciful god slaying innocent babies and christians are so proud to tell the world the story and pump up this brave display of machoism!


Ask the arabs who still enslave blacks in mauritania today . . . perhaps they have the wrong God

What a very senseless reply. I ask why god encourages slavery and you refer me to arabs who enslave blacks in mauritania? I guess god doesnt like people like william wiberforce who fought against slavery. So since the arabs enslave blacks in mauritania, it is gods doing and wishes?? Kai! Your worse than i thought in terms of your reasoning.

Am sure god is not happy today that reasonable and rational people condemn slavery in its highest form. He ought to smite all those slavery abolutionist for contravening his word grin  

Surely the porn industry folks are all christians no?

Surely again what has god and porn stars have to do with this reply? The question was why does god encourage Indecency as expounded in the bible and you refer the bible to mordern day porn stars, haaaaaaa! Men your i.q get as e be!

Instead of you to try and save yourself from this embarrassing part of the bible your telling me that most porn stars are not christians.  

I have looked at your remaining responses and they are too imbecilic to respond to because you are just talking out of sync and further convincing me that you represent a christian nation that is all noise but no defense.

You carry your bibles and read them sheepishly and go out to preach nonsense. But when your being asked a simple question to explain further, you just end up rambling. If your truely a christian, your church should be embarrased at these answers to these questions propounded by you.

Just like your silly side kick mytempid, you cannot logically defend one single verse from the bible that makes sense. I can imagine a non christian or unbeliever trying to join the christian race and hoping he could get some plausible answers from a christian like you, but instead, he gets thrown back to the stonage and realises that the christian nation has nothing to really offer except silly smoke screens.

Abeg no humilate yourself again for here and disgrace your church o!
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 6:23am On Jun 15, 2008
@mytemp and 4 him

So shameful that you cant defend your christian faith and you think insults would cover up the shame, lol

I dont know why you dont believe in the harry potter chronicles too since they both share one thing in common. ( Fiction)

Well i expect you to put a stronger performance when i end up denouncing the new testament as a bunch of hog wash!

But on a second thought, if you cant defend a single verse in the old testament, how can you defend the new testament?

Nah, that would be beyond your level on intelligence, i'll rather wait for your bible teachers or pastors!

Fake ass christians! grin
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by MyTempID: 6:25am On Jun 15, 2008
Sun God:

@mytempid

Still no rational defense from you concerning the passages and verses so i think your already a spent horse in this discuss. Like i told you earlier, if you can provide a defense to just one then its game on, but so far, you prefer to engage in rambles and side shows. Go and read your bible more and get back at me when you have a concrete defence!
I chose not to bother decihpering your two-million word post.  Yes. 'choice' that's a word you need to get more familiar with.  your post is too long and predictable.  Probably filled with claims and non-contextual interpretations ofr the bible from YOU, a ranting-empty head. I am only interested in toying with the ridiculous and illogical script you're pursuing.

Yes i called you a retard for believing in the bible and i backed it up with claims from the bible. Until you can propound a reasonable defense to your holy passages, you still remain a retard and i stand on my words.
And I called you a mumu (translation - slowpoke) for thinking you're any better off as an atheist.  Until you can accumulate a good excuse to your superiority mentality, you remain an angry claim emitting nobody.
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by SunGod1: 9:31am On Jun 15, 2008
MyTempID:

I chose not to bother decihpering your two-million word post. Yes. 'choice' that's a word you need to get more familiar with. your post is too long and predictable. Probably filled with claims and non-contextual interpretations ofr the bible from YOU, a ranting-empty head. I am only interested in toying with the ridiculous and illogical script you're pursuing.
And I called you a mumu (translation - slowpoke) for thinking you're any better off as an atheist. Until you can accumulate a good excuse to your superiority mentality, you remain an angry claim emitting nobody.

Yawns at an slowpoke called mytempid

Running around in rings like a headless chicken and not facing the point at hand.

I called you a retard point blank and told you that because of your belief in such irrational wordings in the bible. Instead you choose to hide under the toga of "choice" and spew out irrelevant words as a defence. Not a single script to contradict what i have alluded or a sane defense of a silly faith you so idiotically proclaim.

Anyway as i said earlier on, i dont expect much intellectual reasoning from a christian fundamentalist. Continue doing what you know how to do best. BLINDLY DEFEND A FAITH THAT HAS NO HEAD OR TAIL.

As for the angry emiting nobody, hmmm, i dont know what part of the biblical scriptures i wrote that made you so bitter. Is it the brutality and wickedness of your christian god or the shameful endorsing of sexual orgies between father and daughters or god exposing his ass to a man but finds it difficult to expose his face ! grin

Trust me twit, i am not angry but extremely amused at the christian idiocy at play and am relishing every moment of it ridiculing you. The more it makes your blood boil with anger, the more i select verses written by these mongolian shepards whom you adore as prophets.

P:S: Quick Quiz for you:

It is written that jesus was born in Nazareth and the wise men followed the star to find him.

1. How come there is no known empirical or archeological evidence has yet been found to show that there was a city called Nazareth in the year 1 CE. No building of any kind datable to the first centuries BCE or CE has ever been found at "Nazareth."?

2. ." Matthew 2:9 reads:
The star which they [the astrologers] had seen at its rising went ahead of them until it stopped above the place where the child lay.



Hmmm, on a second thought let me answer that second question for you:

[b]This following-the-star story is the most delightfully mad fairy tale known to me. How does one follow a star, anyway? If you start to follow a star, such as described here, shortly after its rising you will begin to head east (after all, it is said to have risen in the east). Thus, the Magi would have begun to head back home to Iran. By midnight, however, the star would have been south of our wise guys and the Magi would have been heading toward Saudi Arabia. As the night wore on toward morning, they would head westward toward the Mediterranean Sea. With the beginning of a new night of travel, this mad hatter behavior would replay again, the path of our unwise men describing a series of curlicues on the earth's surface. Depending on how fast they walked, how regular their rate, the absolute sizes of these curlicues would differ greatly, and the final destinations would be incredibly different.

Even allowing for the miraculous stopping of the star over the nativity scene -- an impossibility of literally astronimical dimensions -- how would the wise men know which house was under it? Every time they came to a house apparently under the star, if they just walked around to the other side of the house, they would find the star apparently had moved to be over the next house, and so on! If there are any true christian believers reading this , I have a challenge. Tonight go out and try to follow a star -- any star except the North Star. See where it gets you!

On second thought, don't exclude the North Star. Go for it! When you get to Santa Claus's house, give my regards to the elves. Only Retarded christians can believe such hum dung!!! grin[/b]
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by huxley(m): 11:15am On Jun 15, 2008
The god of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction:

Jealous and proud of it
A petty, unjust unforgiving control freak
A vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser
A misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully


Those of us schooled from infancy in his ways can become desensitized to their horror. A naif blessed with the perspective of innocence has a clearer perception. Winston Churchill's son Randolph somehow contrive to remain ignorant of scriptures until Evelyn Waugh and a brother officer, in a vain attempt to keep Churchill quiet when they were posted together during the war, bet him he couldn't read the entire bible in a fortnight: "Unhappily it has not had the result we hoped. He has never any of it before and is hideously excited; keeps reading quotations aloud " I say I bet you didn't know this came in the bible . . . " or merely slapping his side and chortling "God, isn't God a shit"' Thomas jefferson, better read, was of a similar opinion: "The Christian God is a being of terrific character - cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust."

Taken from The God Delusion, Page 31, by Richard Dawkins,


Can anyone make a case that these attributes of God as described above are unjustified?
Re: Only Illiterates, Imbeciles And Retards Believe The Bible Word For Word by Backslider(m): 1:44pm On Jun 15, 2008
@sungod

Thou art weighed and found wanting.

Who art thou to question your maker.

Your soul and spirit is from the Most High God (Jesus).

Your spirit was never created.

You have asked questions but with irritations in your heart. if you are answered it will only feed your stone heart.

Read hebrews 11 v 6b
"for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him."


I just hope that you can escape the Wrath of the Dreaded Angry God.

I know you are thinking you are so smart as you ask these questions.

But God will have his time to ask you question.

You will remember a billion times a second how you missed the everlasting mercy of a Loving God.

God does not need you.

You are the one that need God.

Lake of fire awaits all that is satan's. You may Laugh at this as I used to laugh but you will not be able to laugh in Hell fire.

lets us take a look at your belief. When did it start?

were you born in the belief?

Jesus is the sacrificial lamb a scape goat now but soon he will be changed to a lion and you dont want to face him then.

IF YOU DIE IN YOUR STATE YOU WILL FACE SATAN LAUGHING AT YOUR FOLLY.

I challenge you to Challenge God Privately to Show himself to you. He will show himself to you in his word.

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