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Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 4:35pm On Jun 02, 2006
A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."


So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"


God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."


The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"


God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."


The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"


God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"
Re: Just Five Minutes! by hotangel2(f): 7:26pm On Jun 02, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


Ohhhhhh, NICE ONE!!
Re: Just Five Minutes! by ami89(f): 11:08pm On Jun 02, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin really nice one
Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 12:08am On Jun 03, 2006
hehe!
Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 1:22am On Jun 03, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Just Five Minutes! by sade511(f): 2:06am On Jun 03, 2006
ha!!!
Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 8:59am On Jun 03, 2006
He can wait for a millenium can't he?
Re: Just Five Minutes! by kamsy(f): 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2006
ha  cheesy ha  cheesy  ha  cheesy  that serves him right.he thinks his wiser than God.
Re: Just Five Minutes! by dabby(f): 3:37pm On Jun 05, 2006
heard it before but it still cracks me up. cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Just Five Minutes! by micklplus(m): 3:54pm On Jun 05, 2006
Very nice joke !
Cheers cheesy
Re: Just Five Minutes! by ToyM28(f): 4:54pm On Jun 05, 2006
he he he. LOl. nice one. U seee, God is even wiser dat the wisest.
Re: Just Five Minutes! by spikelord(m): 9:24am On Jun 10, 2006
That's just the issue!
Re: Just Five Minutes! by kellygirl(f): 10:05am On Jun 10, 2006
nice one spiky cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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