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Five Minutes Of Faith by bilms(m): 1:29pm On Mar 30, 2009
FIVE MINUTES OF FAITH


teal]A little faith can bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of faith can bring heaven to your soul.

Keep your faith in all beautiful things; in the sun when it is hidden, in the spring when it is gone.

Feed your faith and ur fears will starve to death.

Every tomorrow has two handles.We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith.

Doubt sees the obstacles,Faith sees the way.
Doubt sees the darkest night, Faith sees the day.
Doud dreads to take a step, Faith soars on high.
Doubt questions WHO BELIEVES? Faith answers I.

Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.
Faith is reason grown courageous.
God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by bilms(m): 9:37am On Mar 31, 2009
a
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by Lolabbey: 9:40am On Mar 31, 2009
wetin b dis
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by benedictac(f): 9:46am On Mar 31, 2009
na FAITH
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Mar 31, 2009
faith na benjy babe name o
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 12:33pm On Mar 31, 2009
yea i remeber her lepacious, fair, tall, fulani nose, elegant neck but bad legs & small cowbell
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by benedictac(f): 12:38pm On Mar 31, 2009
how ur babe be romade?
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 12:42pm On Mar 31, 2009
d left leg na k & d ryt straight
i fit use her hips as chair
her cowbell na blanket 4 winter & pillow 4 summer
her voice na lyk rock & roll & her scream lyk a horror film sound
she cooks lyk she was made 4 it & bla bal lyk it was her only assignment on earth

let me stop there
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sholabanke(m): 12:45pm On Mar 31, 2009
hhmm
na that make u fall for her now
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by benedictac(f): 12:51pm On Mar 31, 2009
pls continue
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 1:13pm On Mar 31, 2009
bene i no wan commit murder cus e b lyk say u don dey trip 4 her already
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sholabanke(m): 1:14pm On Mar 31, 2009
look at his eyes
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 1:16pm On Mar 31, 2009
like that of an owl
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by Lolabbey: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2009
chei
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 1:18pm On Mar 31, 2009
na half pass 5 type of eye
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by Moyola(f): 1:22pm On Mar 31, 2009
romade:

d left leg na k & d ryt straight
i fit use her hips as chair
her cowbell na blanket 4 winter & pillow 4 summer
her voice na lyk rock & roll & her scream lyk a horror film sound
she cooks lyk she was made 4 it & bla bal lyk it was her only assignment on earth

let me stop there


haha!! grin
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sholabanke(m): 1:27pm On Mar 31, 2009
close that mouth
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 1:30pm On Mar 31, 2009
d tyn dey scare me self
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by Moyola(f): 1:39pm On Mar 31, 2009
Lemme swallow yu nau! cheesy
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 2:18pm On Mar 31, 2009
if ur tit dey scary ow ur belle go be
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sholabanke(m): 2:20pm On Mar 31, 2009
scarier
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Mar 31, 2009
i hope moyola is not a cannibal?
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 3:49pm On Mar 31, 2009
kip hopin
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Mar 31, 2009
thanks dear i will
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by bilms(m): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2009
thanks u did
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by bilms(m): 6:09pm On Mar 31, 2009
thanks u did
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by Lolabbey: 6:21pm On Mar 31, 2009
tautology
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Apr 01, 2009
arrant nonsense
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sylve11: 1:21pm On Apr 01, 2009
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! cool
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by clemcykul(f): 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2009
pain is love, happiness is lust
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by romsky: 4:37pm On Apr 01, 2009
hmmm
Re: Five Minutes Of Faith by sylve11: 5:53pm On Apr 01, 2009
clemcykul:

pain is love, happiness is lust


pain is love! cool

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