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How To Light A Joint. by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:16pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
How to light a joint. First and foremost, check the quality of the wrapper. It should be soft and smooth. Selecting a wrapper shouldn't be problem if you're meticulous. So by now, your grass is already well squash, mildly. You can google how to wrap a joint cause many styles exist. So that's it for the wrapping, let's focus on the ignition! Hold the end of the joint i.e. the end you'll light. This is usually the bigger and more attractive side of the joint. So hold the end tight and shake mildly. You see, the grass is a fragile species so you have to touch it gently. You have to caress and tickle it until it gives way. So you hold the tip and shake lightly such that the whole joint gradually begins to gain density. You need to do this to make the joint burn slowly and in the process releasing some heavenly flavours. If you've shaken the tip well, you'll notice some additional space at the end of the joint. Roll this space tight, gentle again, and cut off with the tip of your canine. Okay, that's the set of teeth by the side of your mouth. Put your lighter, match stick, car lighter and in some rare cases smoulding charcoal from my aboki's suya fire, whatever fire, put just at the tip and light slowly. Don't inhale the first two puffs but rather blow gentle and take in some air but don't swallow. Exhale. Just make sure your action drags enough air make to make your blowing reaction spark an internal fire in the joint. *Interlude: Please if by now you think I'm referring to sex or a lady, well yes, you're wrong.* After giving sufficient internal light to the joint, sit tight and puff your joint. Don't pass, just puff, puff, puff! #Mosco chilling# |
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