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How To Light A Joint. by NOIBMUUL(m): 9:16pm On Sep 11, 2013
How to light a joint.
First and foremost, check the quality of the
wrapper. It should be soft and smooth. Selecting
a wrapper shouldn't be problem if you're
meticulous. So by now, your grass is already well
squash, mildly. You can google how to wrap a
joint cause many styles exist. So that's it for the
wrapping, let's focus on the ignition!
Hold the end of the joint i.e. the end you'll light.
This is usually the bigger and more attractive side
of the joint. So hold the end tight and shake
mildly. You see, the grass is a fragile species so
you have to touch it gently. You have to caress
and tickle it until it gives way. So you hold the tip
and shake lightly such that the whole joint
gradually begins to gain density. You need to do
this to make the joint burn slowly and in the
process releasing some heavenly flavours.
If you've shaken the tip well, you'll notice some
additional space at the end of the joint. Roll this
space tight, gentle again, and cut off with the tip
of your canine. Okay, that's the set of teeth by the
side of your mouth. Put your lighter, match stick,
car lighter and in some rare cases smoulding
charcoal from my aboki's suya fire, whatever fire,
put just at the tip and light slowly. Don't inhale
the first two puffs but rather blow gentle and take
in some air but don't swallow. Exhale. Just make
sure your action drags enough air make to make
your blowing reaction spark an internal fire in the
joint.
*Interlude: Please if by now you think I'm
referring to sex or a lady, well yes, you're wrong.*
After giving sufficient internal light to the joint, sit
tight and puff your joint. Don't pass, just puff,
puff, puff!
#Mosco chilling#

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