cococandy:
No wahala
As long as it is not now.
I'll welcome the twins or triplets with open arms.

Did I hear you say triplets? No be childs play o

edwife:

Ok o

Baby how now? When I realised that you are a size 10, my interest gear shifted from 2 to 5

edwife: @cococandy come here biko,there is anointing of pregnancy here.

Oya lynda and Efemenaxy do the needful. Thank you and may the Lord replenish your uterus with plenty akamo.

I ain't greedy. I don chop am tire so tay it's time for me to stand aside for the "new" entrants. As chaircover famously stated once: it's time to fly to Dubai the Seychelles to start rocking life wella, and not looking behind my sofa for Pampers / Huggies...

My only role here is to ensure fairness. Fairness in distributing Lynda's old maternity gowns amongst you lot: Chillisauce, cococandy, and you, Eds, in the ratio of 1:3:7

Eds na you go get the biggest gown..you know like Frauline Maria in "The Sound of Music"

Oya ladies! Line up to receive your blessings!!

7?
And I thought you loved me

EfemenaXY:

I ain't greedy. I don chop am tire so it's time for me to stand aside for the "new" entrants. As chaircover famously stated once: it's time to fly to Dubai the Seychelles to start rocking life wella, and not looking behind my sofa for Pampers / Huggies...

My only role here is to ensure fairness. Fairness in distributing Lynda's old maternity gowns amongst you lot: Chillisauce, cococandy, and you, Eds, in the ratio of 1:3:7

Eds na you go get the biggest gown..you know like Frauline Maria in "The Sound of Music"

Oya ladies! Line up to receive your blessings!!

cococandy: 7?
And I thought you loved me :-

Of course I do dear!

But what kind of love would I be showing if I let you wear just one dress, day in and day out?

That's why you'll have at least 3 maternity gowns, and Eds 7

Oh gown?
I thought you meant 7 kids.

Exhales.
Bring 'em
Bring 'em

EfemenaXY:

Of course I do dear!

But what kind of love would I be showing if I let you wear just one dress, day in and day out?

That's why you'll have at least 3 maternity gowns, and Eds 7

EfemenaXY:

Of course I do dear!

But what kind of love would I be showing if I let you wear just one dress, day in and day out?

That's why you'll have at least 3 maternity gowns, and Eds 7

Hmmmmmmm

Really? ok no wahala.

I can see....... e no go work for you.

On a more serious note,be fair!

edwife:

Hmmmmmmm

Really?ok no wahala.

I can see....... e no go work for you.

On a more serious note,be fair!

Seconded

EfemenaXY:

Of course I do dear!

But what kind of love would I be showing if I let you wear just one dress, day in and day out?

That's why you'll have at least 3 maternity gowns, and Eds 7

lol count edwife out. She is not in because there is something here that makes her feel young again for old time pleasure and adventure. You can imagine that kind of virility that will stir you back to the good old days when pleasure stands firm like a rod

Madam efe may not understand because maybe you are too strict or rigid. But chillisauce and cococandy definitely do as I see.

cococandy: Oh gown?
I thought you meant 7 kids.

Exhales.
Bring 'em
Bring 'em

Lol! No, I meant gowns

But how come you suddenly want them now? You this crafty in-law... I dey look you o!

edwife:
Hmmmmmmm
Really? ok no wahala.
I can see....... e no go work for you.
On a more serious note,be fair!

E don dey work sef. All that remains is your hot coco, flip-flops, and a comfy couch.

And that ratio: 1:3:7 is generously fair na!

EfemenaXY:

Efe.

ileobatojo:
Efe.

Babes, I'm just so angry!

That "thing" just gets under your skin and gnaws away slowly. Fancy carrying all that hate for months! Over what?

I feel so unclean having to retort, I'll need a shower.

EfemenaXY:

Babes, I'm just so angry!

That "thing" just gets under your skin and gnaws away slowly. Fancy carrying all that hate for months! Over what?

I feel so unclean having to retort, I'll need a shower.

I wish you could always let some things go like its not relevant a pinch. I love you too.

EfemenaXY:

Babes, I'm just so angry!

That "thing" just gets under your skin and gnaws away slowly. Fancy carrying all that hate for months! Over what?

I feel so unclean having to retort, I'll need a shower.

Did the exact same thing to me stemming from one of Jenny's abuse threads. Went on for months too, so I know dear. Consider involving the mods to nip it in the bud quickly.

edwife:


This woman has finish me patapata

Me ke ?This 9 months programme back to cococandy and chillisauce

or you wait until 2017 or never

Edwife.... Ya'll know that am a retired member.... Infact I've got my aso villa(vaggy) stitched already .... Btw, who's the new guy? Letsdo....... #continuosly winking#

letsdothis:

I wish you could always let some things go like its not relevant a pinch. I love you too.

My dear, easier said than done...but I wasn't referring to you though.

But thanks all the same for the advice. I'll try.

ileobatojo:

Did the exact same thing to me stemming from one of Jenny's abuse threads. Went on for months too, so I know dear. Consider involving the mods to nip it in the bud quickly.

Thanks darling. Will do.

i can store them and keep for future use

EfemenaXY:

Lol! No, I meant gowns

But how come you suddenly want them now? You this crafty in-law... I dey look you o!




E don dey work sef. All that remains is your hot coco, flip-flops, and a comfy couch.

And that ratio: 1:3:7 is generously fair na!

Efemena.... Vexing and boiling since 1960.....
Na fight abi na quarrel? Biko tell me, u know say I like quarrel pass fight...

EfemenaXY:

My dear, easier said than done...but I wasn't referring to you though.

But thanks all the same for the advice. I'll try.

I know you weren't referring to me. Ive followed you for a while so I know you may get really pissed sometimes. Alright.

LyndaRoyce:

Edwife.... Ya'll know that am a retired member.... Infact I've got my aso villa(vaggy) stitched already .... Btw, who's the new guy? Letsdo....... #continuosly winking#

later dear

LyndaRoyce:

Edwife.... Ya'll know that am a retired member.... Infact I've got my aso villa(vaggy) stitched already .... Btw, who's the new guy? Letsdo....... #continuosly winking#

Lol @ aso villa stitched up!

Just bring out all 'em old gowns for the girls. Time for them to stop the "sisi eko" yanga...

LyndaRoyce: Efemena.... Vexing and boiling since 1960.....
Na fight abi na quarrel? Biko tell me, u know say I like quarrel pass fight...

I was born 1860, not 1960...

cococandy: i can store them and keep for future use

Hehe!

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author=EfemenaXY

E don dey work sef. All that remains is your hot coco, flip-flops, and a comfy couch.


And that ratio: 1:3:7 is generously fair na!

letsdothis:

lol count edwife out. She is not in because there is something here that makes her feel young again for old time pleasure and adventure. You can imagine that kind of virility that will stir you back to the good old days when pleasure stands firm like a rod

Madam efe may not understand because maybe you are too strict or rigid. But chillisauce and cococandy definitely do as I see.

wait o, what are you doing here? you seem to be following edwife around, she has been ignoring you but you dont give up. What do you want from her.

Secondly, are the that username that says he like na8ked children , because you sound like him. Stop stalking people abeg, makes you look creepy.

some can ignore, but me im not good at that, pls just stop it, if you wanna be friends with her, then go about it the normal way.

If you dont stop this your creepy online attitude, i may have to contact the mod to ban you.
I take God beg you, leave her alone.

Phew..

EfemenaXY:

Awww...now isn't this little man cute?

Chilli Abeg carry your mouth commot from there. You too old for the bobo...

@ Mami Lynda: na which one come be onugby soup again? Abi you mean Ogbolo soup?

Hian, young shall grow na. I will come back for him when he turns 18. Lynda is already my future MIL

Chillisauce:

wait o, what are you doing here? you seem to be following edwife around, she has been ignoring you but you dont give up. What do you want from her.

Secondly, are the that username that says he like na8ked children , because you sound like him. Stop stalking people abeg, makes you look creepy.

some can ignore, but me im not good at that, pls just stop it, if you wanna be friends with her, then go about it the normal way.

If you dont stop this your creepy online attitude, i may have to contact the mod to ban you.
I take God beg you, leave her alone.

Phew..

Thank you very much my friend,i just don't know how someone will start stalking a lady he never met or know before.It has been going on for a while,i decided to ignore but when you receive continuous emails then there is a problem.It is not only weird but scary.I have reported to RR who ban him from family section,but i don't know how to get to Seun.

Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
I THOUGHT AS MUCH!!
that young man is obviously all over "ed-wife"..
But edwife willl always be "edwife"...(I no want problem) type.....
Well, chillisause don talk 4 u....since u no get mouth....
Mtcheww, nairaland and its stalkers...
Chilli, when he turns 18? By then u would ve clocked 60(tongue out)... MIL ke? If I catch u dis old woman near my pikin, I'll make sure I personally stitch your aso rock.

LyndaRoyce: Haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
I THOUGHT AS MUCH!!
that young man is obviously all over "ed-wife"..
But edwife willl always be "edwife"...(I no want problem) type.....
Well, chillisause don talk 4 u....since u no get mouth....
Mtcheww, nairaland and its stalkers...
Chilli, when he turns 18? By then u would ve clocked 60(tongue out)... MIL ke? If I catch u dis old woman near my pikin, I'll make sure I personally stitch your aso rock.

Edwife na our angel na.
At bolded, haba mummy, I have hollandies oh. You no see the 84yr old man wey marry 21yr old girl. Love is blind

I understand the feeling my dear.
I have a real life stalker that's been stalking me for close to 2 years now.
Since my nysc. Dude first time he called says he got my number from one of his 'friends' at the L.I's office.

So bad that he gives me 15- 20missed calls a day. On any day I've the misfortune to be remembered by him.
My husband has spoken to him once on the phone and told him to desist from contacting me.
For where?
Block one number he'll begin to call with another. Some months will pass and I'll be glad thinking he's forgotten me only for him to start again

I just thank God such a person doesn't know where I live.the reminds me of those serial killers we read on the news. That's how they operate. Obsession first.then murder if they can't have you.

edwife:

Thank you very much my friend,i just don't know how someone will start stalking a lady he never met or know before.It has been going on for a while,i decided to ignore but when you receive continuous emails then there is a problem.It is not only weird but scary.I have reported to RR who ban him from family section,but i don't know how to get to Seun.

cococandy: I understand the feeling my dear.
I have a real life stalker that's been stalking me for close to 2 years now.
Since my nysc. Dude first time he called says he got my number from one of his 'friends' at the L.I's office.

So bad that he gives me 15- 20missed calls a day. On any day I've the misfortune to be remembered by him.
My husband has spoken to him once on the phone and told him to desist from contacting me.
For where?
Block one number he'll begin to call with another. Some months will pass and I'll be glad thinking he's forgotten me only for him to start again

I just thank God such a person doesn't know where I live.the reminds me of those serial killers we read on the news. That's how they operate. Obsession first.then murder if they can't have you.

Lol 2 years? Yours is even small. Here's Omowunmi from linda ikeji's encounter with a stalker for 6 years and how she dealt with him

lindaikeji..com.es/2011/09/my-experience-with-stalker-for-6-years.html?m=1

Stalkers can be very annoying really especially when it comes to ringing you up on fone. And they never forget. They can keep at it for years. If you are in Nigeria and you want to take it serious I suggest you document all the numbers he's ever called you with, then go to MTN or whichevet network's office and report to them.
They have policies to deal with such. Cheers.

Ok. Thanks

letsdothis:


Lol 2 years? Yours is even small. Here's Omowunmi from linda ikeji's encounter with a stalker for 6 years and how she dealt with him

lindaikeji..com.es/2011/09/my-experience-with-stalker-for-6-years.html?m=1

Stalkers can be very annoying really especially when it comes to ringing you up on fone. And they never forget. They can keep at it for years. If you are in Nigeria and you want to take it serious I suggest you document all the numbers he's ever called you with, then go to MTN or whichevet network's office and report to them.
They have policies to deal with such. Cheers.