deols:

Exquisitely tall

Elegantly tall

Confidently tall

Tall for a lady

Deols deols.....

Na you biko

braine:

Wishes of a short girl•

Sharap there

She's telling the truth.

NL member:

Sharap there

She's telling the truth.

Don't mind him jare.

Since m short, I must marry a tall man by fire by force

deols:

Don't mind him jare.

You guys are hilarious! Love ur sense of humor

How can we possibly get this on the front page? Any suggestions?

infonubia: How can we possibly get this on the front page? Any suggestions?

Ask the mod of this section to suggest it for front page.
Ask her here; https://www.nairaland.com/297224/health-section-guidelines-complaints-thread/10

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ogeoflyf: Since m short, I must marry a tall man by fire by force

Your chances are high. Unlike for us, the tall ones. The short ones, we will not marry.

those with the same height as us are intimidated by our height.

and some of the really tall ones will go for you, shorties.

The odds are against us, sweetie. Your chances are there.

well, no research to back this up. don't ask me for a link.

infonubia:
You guys are hilarious! Love ur sense of humor

NL member:

Ask the mod of this section to suggest it for front page.
Ask her here; https://www.nairaland.com/297224/health-section-guidelines-complaints-thread/10

Done...thanks for the info!

1q an 2q wetin b dat? Hisss

I dont believe this a bit.

lol @ Being bitten by bugs.

[b]
Height Analysis. MEN...know where you belong.

6'4-7'0 ....You are too tall/lanky, you are not aesthetically attractive, clothes are hard to find, can't fit in cars, you are undateable/women will turn you down outrightly for your height, you stick out in a crowd like an id$iot, if you are not a professional athlete or actor, then you are useless on this planet and wasting your life. Employers will be scared to hire you; think one day you will strangle them and take over their business, as you are too intimating except as assassin or body guard. Be prepared for back problems in your 30s. Life expectancy is short. You will die in your 50s. I don't recommend going to school or having a degree...is a waste; your height is your gate way to fame and money. Example Zlatan Ibrahimović and NBA Players. kanu nwankwo is 6'6

6'3-6'4...Borderline lanky...getting too tall, women can still work with you but very limited. Alpha Male height...exudes physical presence. At this height, you don't need to have money and women will still want to marry you...she will take care of your needs, with hope their children will be tall especially the short ones. However, the pool of women will be limited as short ones below 5'6 will not want you. At this height, you should most likely be an actor or professional athlete. Example actor Idris Elba, dwyne Wade, Boris Kodje, e.t.c. This height is getting a bit intimidating and some employers will rather hire someone shorter than you.

6'0-6'3...The height of Gods...Kiss your father and mother and thank them for this height. You are aesthetically attractive, nobody thinks you are too tall, clothes will fit you with ease, you fit in cars with ease and comfortably like it was custom made for you, women will look back when you pass by, look again and again, asking who is this!!! Women will accept you even if you are low life and have no money. AKA Modelling height. You are blessed. You can date any height of woman...5'0 - 5'11 and height will not be the issue; even in their stilettos/heels. Can still be professional athlete and actor. Example Cristiano Ronaldo...looks aesthetically attractive...ask women why More...Mikel Obi, Theiry Henry, Yaya Toure, prince William, prince Harry, Kaka, Barack Obama, Tiger woods, Fashola, Desmond Elliot, RMD, Chidi Mokeme, Rio ferdinand, e.t.c. Most models are these heights...there is a reason behind that

5'10-6'0...The height of gods (Small g). Hug your father and mother every night, and thank them for this height for making the cut-off. You enjoy all benefits of 6'0-6'3. You are very fortunate, no woman will call you short except she is tall above 5'8...if she does, tell her to Bleep off and go kill herself as she is too tall for a woman. You are aesthetically attractive, no problem with getting jobs and stable income. This height has bodybuilding advantage than men 6'0 and above....it's easy to fill out in the gym/build muscles than the heights above. Most people in this height range have very proportionate and muscular body. Example not necessarily muscular but of these heights are Ramsey Noah, eto, Prime minister cameron, Prince Charles, Tuface, Zidane, Ronaldo Brazil, Ronaldinho, Peter Osaze Odemwingie, e.t.c. Most models are these heights...there is a reason behind that As stated, most very muscular guys you see in the streets are this height.

5'8-5'9.555...Still workable in Nigeria since Nigeria average is below this, nobody will call you short. Some women will tower over you in their 4-in stilettos. This is only applicable in Nigeria, Asia and Africa. As soon as you step in in western countries, women there will call you short and can be mean to you. This height is okay as long as you have a handsome face...Van Vicker, Jim Iyke, Mike Ezuruonye are all 5'9. Most Notable...our president Goodluck Jonathan is 5'8.

below 5'7...Suicide reaching, look your parents with bad eye. At this height, you need to have ton of money and fame...example wiz kid, Davido, Farouk Lawan, Oshiomole, Messi, Putin, e.t.c. If not, nobody will look at you at this height, women can be mean to you. Money and fame will solve all problems.


5'5 and below is becoming very critical and now suicidal. Some women will literally push you over the bridge and watch you die.

By Global women poll , ideal/perfect height for a man is 5'10-6'3. If you are a man in this height range, YOU ARE BLESSED! [/b]

Ok

thank GOd d taller pple tend to make more money ha, suckers, that's enough for me.

hello guys most especially ladies,i might be short,but i have made up for it in my nether region,5ft long and 1,feet in diameter is no joke.

Larger people provide larger targets, while producing more heat, moisture, carbon dioxide, and other chemicals that can attract insects.

How I wish the mosquitoes in my area can behave like these bugs so that they can focus all their energies on these Goliath and yokozuna looking creatures. At least they can be useful in this area helping us to reduce suffering unleashed on us by these tiny insects.

Me weh be 6ft 3inch. how my matter?

Me weh be 6ft 3inch. how my matter?

Fake, delusional, unverifiable and totally misleading facts... None of the aforementioned are generally true.. Which one is tall people have higher IQs, "shola", easily one of d smartest bois I have ever met is very short... Dangote nd the likes are not tall pple, which one come be short people live longer, na dat one vex me pass.... How can dat be?? Nawaoh

Omo I be 6'5 ooo

A tall man cannot fully hear wat a short man says cuz most the words passes under his legs

A short man cannot fully hear wat a tall man says cuz most of the words passes above his head

choi! What a life!

tankara1010:

below 5'7...Suicide reaching, look your parents with bad eye. At this height, you need to have ton of money and fame...example wiz kid, Farouk Lawan, Oshiomole e.t.c. If not, nobody will look at you at this height, women can be mean to you. Money and fame will solve all problems.

Lmao!!!!
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All izz well!

I'd give d fact a 55%.... Big for nothing fool equals Agun ma niye...

But how come short parents sometimes give birth to tall children ? I have this neighbour whom both the parents are short but the first 3 children are very tall. The last one though might be short.

bluejeff: But how come short parents sometimes give birth to tall children ? I have this neighbour whom both the parents are short but the first 3 children are very tall. The last one though might be short.

It's very rare. Depends how short and history of tall people in both sides of the family. Aside from this, I can authoritatively say that the man should go an DNA all those 3 children....she may be hiding something.

Facts about height....80% of it is genetics. Lifestyle is 20%...Diet and Exercise.

rodeo0070: Abeg, I be 5'5. I short?
Lol...

Na small thing wey you take pass Baba Oshiomole.

5'10-6'0...The height of gods (Small g). Hug your father and mother every night, and thank them for this height for making the cut-off. You enjoy all benefits of 6'0-6'3. You are very fortunate, no woman will call you short except she is tall above 5'8...if she does, tell her to Bleep off and go kill herself as she is too tall for a woman. You are aesthetically attractive, no problem with getting jobs and stable income.

Yes, I made it. God bless daddy o. Mummy would have disappointed me.

For me.. Being short or tall is a state of mind!

ogeoflyf: Since m short, I must marry a tall man by fire by force

Ah! You still never marry?!