Nice one bro!

Christar.......Tnk u so much for entertaining us!.......pls keep up the good work!......shalom!

Incredible.me:
Chai!!!
i miss oh. First of all which E.A z it E.A Adeboy....lolz just kiding.

Bro am realy enjoying myself o, tnks to ur story. I swear if i catch you i go thief ur brain.

wlcm to d club. 5000 for registration and 1000 for form.
*straight face*

z free oh u kanno cheat me

Ehya feel so sorry for my dear jummy. Who kon theif car na.
TeamJummy.

sкчscrαρεr™:
Nice one bro!

thanks

Chuksemi: Chistar, somebody must marry somebody oh. I need to attend wedding.... In other news, ea was inconsiderate, leave that I am only human talk. If he really wanted her. He should get angry in a dialogue kind of way................ Nice story by the way. I am feeling henry already. Zainab appeared cheap at the last update.

lol, marriage scenes are hard to write oh. Hmmm.. Lol, very soon I'll see #TeamHenry .. Thanks

kadas-01:
Christar.......Tnk u so much for entertaining us!.......pls keep up the good work!......shalom!

hmmm.. You are welcome and thank you for reading

Eni~girl:
z free oh u kanno cheat me

lol.. I trust my eni-gurl.. @incredible

Eni~girl:
Ehya feel so sorry for my dear jummy. Who kon theif car na.
TeamJummy.

lol.. Wen I c d person, I'll let you know

thanks chistar.u made my day.so aw is ur teeth nw.wat did u use

Babie Ghagha: thanks chistar.u made my day.so aw is ur teeth nw.wat did u use

warm salt water, didn't work much so I'm on my way to the dentist right now.

chistar01: warm salt water, didn't work much so I'm on my way to the dentist right now.

wen i tried using warm salt water during my own pain,little did i know dat i was planning death

Afta wat seem to b like ages,i'm here again nd i'm nt disappointed.....keep it rolling. Take care of ur teeth...grit bro dentist for me

Babie Ghagha: wen i tried using warm salt water during my own pain,little did i know dat i was planning death

, I can relate to this though

Ghyft: Afta wat seem to b like ages,i'm here again nd i'm nt disappointed.....keep it rolling. Take care of ur teeth...grit bro dentist for me

lol, check out this scenerio.. Me: doctor, Ghyft said I should greet you. Doc: who dafucck is ghyft?. Me: err.. A follower of my write ups, I think. Doc: (slaps face) Chistar, can I ask you a question?. Me: yea sure, go ahead. Doc: are you high on weed or something? Me: (confused) what do you mean?. Doc: listen to your self, some1 I no nothing about said you should greet me and you actually did, infact, I know what to do! Open your mouth *evil grin*... So now do you think I should still great him? .

THEY SAID GOVERNTMENT OWNED HOSPITALS ARE FREE RIGHT? Somebody lied!!!...

Once again, I might have to update a quite short updat today and it might come up late, I'm stucked in the hospital at the moment and judging from the queue, I'm going to be here a long time!!! I'm so sorry guys.

chistar01: , I can relate to this though lol, check out this scenerio.. Me: doctor, Ghyft said I should greet you. Doc: who dafucck is ghyft?. Me: err.. A follower of my write ups, I think. Doc: (slaps face) Chistar, can I ask you a question?. Me: yea sure, go ahead. Doc: are you high on weed or something? Me: (confused) what do you mean?. Doc: listen to your self, some1 I no nothing about said you should greet me and you actually did, infact, I know what to do! Open your mouth *evil grin*... So now do you think I should still great him? .

THEY SAID GOVERNTMENT OWNED HOSPITALS ARE FREE RIGHT? Somebody lied!!!...

Once again, I might have to update a quite short updat today and it might come up late, I'm stucked in the hospital at the moment and judging from the queue, I'm going to be here a long time!!! I'm so sorry guys.

d doctor cnt b dat cruel na....u gat me laffing anyway...get well soon anyway nd make sure u mnake d update a bit longer

Ehya xowi u hear nd tke kia @ least i felt sori 4 u tudae #qrin

Y u no give us update yesterday na?

Get well soon, Chistar. So you have a sweet tooth, huh?

@ghyft
@daniel
@enigurl
@leebliss
@araregem

Thanks...

Am off to type a new update now.. CHIsTAR is Back... And just so you know, I just posted a "Skelewu music Review" on my blog (Caro would come up later, skelewu seemed more pressing), so run and check it out and please drop your thoughts, thanks.

PEACe

Leebliss13: *reads the p0st ab0ve me* eh? *running t0 chistar's bl0g*

check out the new episode of #b1tch too, ill post it here by 6pm

EPISODE 19B.

They say in Jos, you don't keep a bucket of warm water outside and run inside your house to paste your tooth brush unless you don't mind bathing with cold water. Well, I say you don't leave your car, or any valuables parked outside in certain areas in Lagos without any form of security if you still like the car.

* * * * *

Its amazing how the roads of Lagos are free early in the morning and before one can blink his eye twice, the roads suddenly becomes blocked with traffic.

Jummy still hadn't said much through out the journey and someone who didn't really know what has happened would have thought she was the owner of the stolen car.

Clinton he knew following Jummy home would be a waste of time as nothing would have "happened," so after he took her contact details, he went his way.

Zainab knew she was supposed to be thinking about something but didn't know which one in particular she was to think about. There was the case of Richard, Boniface the lawyer, E.A at work and now she was car-less. She just stared blankly at the road side as Henry drove them home.

Henry attention was divided into two parts. While one part was focused on the road, the other was weighting his options in terms of "bedding" Zainab. He was the player type and didn't think it would be cool on his part if after all his effort all he gets was a "thank you and bye bye."

He turned to look at Zainab who sat by his side and thought it would be nice to try and start a conversation.

"You know thinking too much won't bring the car back right?" He asked her, but she wasn't even listening, so he tried again, "Hey! Zain!!" He said.

Zainab was startled, she knew only one person called her "Zain" and she also knew that one person wasn't around, that made her scared at first because she thought she was now hearing voices.

"Thinking too much don't bring back cars anymore," Henry said with a tone of sarcasm.

She heard him this time but didn't quite understand, "I don't get you," she said.

"I noticed you've been quite all through the journey and counting all the cars we passed, thinking too much won't bring back the car, you just have to let it go!" Henry expantiated.

"Oh! I know jhur, it just kind of annoying," Zainab hissed.

"Yea! I know exactly how you feel, but come on! Its just a car and judging from you looks, you can get a better one with the snap of a finger," Henry flattered indirectly.

Zainab smiled, "I know what you are trying to say and am not that kind of girl so don't even go there."

"So which kind of girl is Zain?" He asked, pushing forward with a grin.

"Err.. I don't know much about Zain, when you see her, ask her," Zainab replied grinning. It seemed she had somehow forgotten about the stolen car.

Henry laughed, "you seem like a very smart lady, where do you work anyway?"

"Smart? Yes I am!" Zainab tossed her her back over her shoulder in a mocking way, "I'm an actress and TV personality," she added.

A bell rang in Henry's head, "Oh! Yes!!! I should have sworn I've seen your face somewhere but didn't want to jump into conclusion. You the host of singles and married right?"

Zainab's eye suddenly shone bright, "am a co-host actually, but yes I am anyway, you watch the show?"

"Watch?" Henry asked sarcastically, "I adore it! The issues you guys talk about is just so so on point, at times I feel you guys are talking directly to me," he added.

Zainab blushed, "Hmmm.. Thanks, so how about you, where do you work?"

"Me? Nah!! I can't tell you... You going to laugh at me," Henry replied.

"Why would I laugh? Just tell me na," Zainab pushed, suddenly interested.

"That's what you would say, but when I tell you, you would definitely laugh, all girls laugh," Henry replied.

"Are you an truck pusher?" Jummy who had been eaves dropping chirped in sarcastically.

Henry paused for a bit and busted out in an uncontrollable laughter, "hairdresser ke? Me? Hell now!!!" He literally screamed.

"So what are you then, tell us na. Okay, we promise not to laugh," Zainab replied. "Yes, we promise," Jummy added.

Henry turned and looked at both of them, "Okay, I'll tell you guys but remember! You promised not to laugh oh!" He said.

"Yes! We promise," they both replied in unison.

"Alright then, well, am a part time writer and blogger..." He replied.

"That's cool, so you are a full time what then?" Jummy asked, she seemed to have gotten back her speech.

"Am a hairdresser," Henry replied and looked at the road.

Zainab and Jummy forgot their promise as they both bursted out in laughter, that was the last thing on their mind.

"You see, you both promised not to laugh," he lamented.

"Am sorry.. Am really sorry," Zainab then made a mocking zip sound, "my mouth is zipped, no more laughing from me," Jummy on the other hand didn't seem to give a fucck, she literally rolled on the floor as she kept on laughing for over ten minutes, Henry thought she had ran mad. "That's how she is!" Zainab replied in Jummy's defence.

"Okay, so where exactly do you stay in Festac?" Henry asked as he drove passed a platform which said: "Welcome to the Festival of Art and Culture (FESTAC)."

"Just drive, I'll tell you where to turn and where to stop," she replied.

Few minutes later, they arrived at the front of Zainab's house.

As Jummy and Zainab jumped out of the car Henry asked Zainab, "should I still delete your number?".

Zainab looked at Jummy and Jummy shook her head in disagreement, Zainab then turned to Henry and replied, "your choice."

"Okay, I'll call you later on, maybe to make your hair," Henry replied in a sarcastic tone and drove off before Zainab could think of a suitable reply.

Jummy boarded a bike to her own house.

* * * * *

It all seemed to be a very cool day for Richard, after Tony (the lawyer) had postponed their meeting twice, he finally booked an appointment and promised not to fail Richard this time.

Richard walked out of his hotel room by 2:24PM and headed to the bar to chill till 4:00PM which was his scheduled time for his meeting with Tony.

He sat down at the seat close to the air conditioner and signalled the waiter to come over. He ordered for bottle of red wine and leaned back to survey his environment in search of any single lady to spend time with, and he spotted one.

She dressed and looked like a hooker and Richard noticed this, he knew he could just go straight to the point, pay her and drag her up to his room but that wouldn't be fun so he decided to just play around.

He walked up to her table, "is this the latest trend?" He asked.

She slowly looked up at Richard with an obvious look of confusion, "pardon?" She replied.

"Oh! I was just wondering if its now a trend for beautiful ladies to sit alone in a bar," Richard replied grinning.

The lady blushed, "I don't know, maybe you should ask any beautiful lady," she replied.

"Oh! But I'm already talking to the most beautiful lady in this club," Richard flattered, he definitely had a sugar coated tongue.

She just smiled in silence.

"Is this seat taken?" He asked, referring to the seat beside hers.

"No, not at all, please seat," she replied.

"Thanks, am Richard by the way," he said as he sat down.

"Am Bukky," she replied with a smile.

"Nice name, so where is Bukky fro..." He suddenly felt his phone vibrate in his pocket so he brought it out and picked the call.

"Boss," he heard the caller say over the call.

"Yes? How did it go?" Richard asked.

"Smooth boss, we ditched the car along Lagos Ibadan express way as you ordered," the caller replied.

"Good job! I'll send you your balance later on," Richard replied and hung up. That would teach her a lesson, since she wants to play rough then I'll show her what "rough" is, he thought.

With a wide grin on his face, he turned back to Bukky, "Okay, enough chit-chat, why don't you follow me up to my room and let's get down to business?" He asked.

Bukky smiled, "I was wondering when you would say that."

They both stood up and went to Richard room.

As they got to the room, Richard laid on the bed and watched her admire the room.

"Where is your bathroom? I need to freshen up first," she said seductively.

"First door on your left," Richard replied, pointing to the corridor.

"Okay, I'll be back in a giffy," she winked and shaked her huge arse as she walked away.

Richard looked down at the bulge on his trousers and smiled.

But once again, he too forgot that things don't always go as planed.

TO BE CONTINUED.

thanks chistar.av realy missed u nd ur write up.nd aw is d teeth nw? op u ar a bit relieved

Hehehehe.... Everyday 4 d thief.

I like the twist and turns that this story is building.

Btw, nice review on "skelewu" you've got on your blog.

-clemzy, reporting live from yaba left!

Hehehe suspense aqn m nt suprised sha.
#TeamJummy.

Babie Ghagha: thanks chistar.av realy missed u nd ur write up.nd aw is d teeth nw? op u ar a bit relieved

awwww.. Thanks babes, yup, am a lot relieved , I can smile now

Incredible.me:
Hehehehe.... Everyday 4 d thief.

lol, one day 4 incredible me

sкчscrαρεr™:
I like the twist and turns that this story is building.

Btw, nice review on "skelewu" you've got on your blog.

-clemzy, reporting live from yaba left!

lol.. Thanks bro, you one of the best "readers" any writer can hope for

Eni~girl:
Hehehe suspense aqn m nt suprised sha.
#TeamJummy.

lol.. , that's good

Hahahaha.... Jst laughin richard tym 2 pay back. Cnt wait 4 d next update. Wel don bro lv ur story

Richard wants some action.

so werrin go kum hapn na??...Chistar u ehn...kai....
Fire on bro!!....#Anticipating

Nice update chistar, u sure know how to twist sha, so like play like play, u have pinned Zainab missing car on Richard? Lol... That was unexpected. BTW I love ur skelewu review on your blog.
Reporting life from yaba left
Mz_chistar

smithe113: zum zum*parks my car nd enter thread*

are u driving okada

chistar,if a man lifts you up,its only to the limit of his height,but if God does,it goes beyond all limits.may you be lifted up today and forever.HAPPY BIRTHDAY.enjoy your day and have fun.#i care a great deal#

HBD chistar.. have a blast chistar and u must update 4 us oh whether its ur bday or not

HBD Chistar, WULLNP. ve fun dear it yo dae. Where re we clebratinq it na?