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Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Mintayo(m): 3:51pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Where will satan rule? Hell? |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Slyder(m): 3:54pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Rilwayne001: The wrath of God will fall upon u both @ Slyder nd alfaAre you crazy? The wrath of GOD shall befall your house hold. Look before you type shit. |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:02pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Mintayo: He rules everywhere except heaven. His Kingdom is already here. |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by ammyluv2002(f): 4:19pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:shey u think God is powerless ba? Tell your papa (satan) to smell heaven now |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:20pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
ammyluv2002: shey u think God is powerless ba? Tell your papa (satan) to smell heaven now He doesn't need heaven. He has more than He needs. |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Mintayo(m): 4:25pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:some how true,but his time is fast going,depleting,He has a short time. Btw,He rules over unbelievers and his follwers,like you, and if you don't accept Jesus,you will end up with Him,in hell...He is not ruling the christains,they are not under Him. |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Slyder: Are you crazy? The wrath of GOD shall befall your house hold. Look before you type shit. keep calm and follow Satan! You know want to! |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Slyder(m): 4:43pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
tony_runo:I guess you're already his right hand man isn't it? |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Nobody: 5:52pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Slyder: I guess you're already his right hand man isn't it? Lol! Not necessarily but I do know I own quite a good amount of shares in that company/Organization called Hell! You better start buying yours now. Who knows, in no time you could even become Chairman. Now how good would that feel? |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Slyder(m): 6:11pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Sure. Its notin compared to you who have your whole lineage in it. *cheers* |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Nobody: 2:24am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Slyder: Sure. Its notin compared to you who have your whole lineage in it. *cheers* Lol who cares If my whole lineage is in it or not. What matters is that in the end, we are all going to the same place. It is inevitable! .... You, me, your whole lineage, my whole lineage....we shall all wine and dine in hell! oh! Happy Days!!! |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Kendzyma(m): 6:27am On Oct 11, 2013 |
advocate666: In making a commitment, we engage a formal ritual. This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some christian church, and reciting canned prayers (stolen and corrupted from Eastern mantras) in front of a bunch of idiots.can u also prove without doubt dat ur fucking master also exist??ur only proof iz in d bible and u believd it,den i wonda y u dnt believ in God's existenc den...no mata d sacrificies u mak 2 d devil,no mata hw u sel ur soul 2 d devil,no mater d amount of peopl u v sacrificd cous i no ur master cant tak cow's blood frm u,GOD wil stil 4giv u cous iz a merciful God..i hope u recnsida b4 it iz 2 l8t... 1 Like |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kendzyma: can u also prove without doubt dat ur fucking master also exist??ur only proof iz in d bible and u believd it,den i wonda y u dnt believ in God's existenc den...no mata d sacrificies u mak 2 d devil,no mata hw u sel ur soul 2 d devil,no mater d amount of peopl u v sacrificd cous i no ur master cant tak cow's blood frm u,GOD wil stil 4giv u cous iz a merciful God..i hope u recnsida b4 it iz 2 l8t... Very merciful god he is....the same way he forgave Uzzah aye? Noisemaker! |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:55am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Kendzyma: can u also prove without doubt dat ur fucking master also exist??ur only proof iz in d bible and u believd it,den i wonda y u dnt believ in God's existenc den...no mata d sacrificies u mak 2 d devil,no mata hw u sel ur soul 2 d devil,no mater d amount of peopl u v sacrificd cous i no ur master cant tak cow's blood frm u,GOD wil stil 4giv u cous iz a merciful God..i hope u recnsida b4 it iz 2 l8t... Sorry, we don't practice nor condone human sacrifice; we are not christians. |
Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by holajeedayy: 6:56pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
One thing i observe is as u shout satan reach u are not proud of him by showing ur identity......always hiding |
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