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Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 4:57am On Oct 26, 2013 |
A Girl's status* "BORED" 86Likes 54comment *Boy's status* "Thank God i finally passed Jamb!" 0 Likes 1comment from Mom. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 4:58am On Oct 26, 2013 |
YEKPA is when you throw your 950naira change outside the bus, instead of the gala wrapper 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 4:59am On Oct 26, 2013 |
In a relationship, every girl treats her rich boyfriend as "GOD", buh when he's Broke, the alphabets get reversed ☹ |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:00am On Oct 26, 2013 |
White gal FB statts: I luv U Tom.. 9ja gal FB status : I love u @ U knw urself...Wen will our gals stop killin many birds with one stone ? |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:01am On Oct 26, 2013 |
I overheard a girl claiming to be a half cast when her dad is from ghana and her mum kenya... I'm in tears brethen ☹ 3 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:05am On Oct 26, 2013 |
"I will blow your brains out!", the Nollywood actor said with a gun pointed to the other actor's... Chest ☹ ....Smh 4 naija movies |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:06am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Breakfast U soak garri. Lunch U chew garri & peanut. Dinner U eat eba. Yet U dey sing KC's "I wanna b Ur maga" ...Na Death U dey sing for? 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:08am On Oct 26, 2013 |
Guys if you wanna ask a girl out, go straight to the point. What is how is mummy and daddy? E concern you 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bunmioguns(m): 5:35am On Oct 26, 2013 |
this post deserve homepage.. nice one op |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 10:19am On Oct 26, 2013 |
You have over 10 Sex partners & you still refer to your reproductive Organ as Private Part. No, You're wrong. It's A UNIVERSAL CHARGER. 9 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by sammy329(m): 9:31pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
nice one op |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 10:32pm On Oct 28, 2013 |
ENGLISH BY MR AKPOS A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER 1. Don’t dare talk infront of my back 2. 1 2 3, both of you get out of my class! 3. Take 5cm wire of my length 4. All of you stand in a straight circle 5. Be quiet… the principal just passed away 6. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am here? 7. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls 8. Did you see me on the radio yesterday? 9. Everybody is entitles to 1 ball of kenkeyand1 ball of fish 10. Stop making noise like empty sardinetins of milk 11. The son of the man is a boy 12. This is your permanent place, sit herefor the mean time 13. Take the lead and follow me 14. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by ARareGem(f): 12:25am On Oct 29, 2013 |
Good stuff. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by PamelaGold1(f): 1:34am On Oct 29, 2013 |
lwkmd |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by cumz(m): 12:01pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
fflamingo: ENGLISH BY MR AKPOS Alaff wan wunjure me ooooo |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Nobody: 12:13pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
fflamingo: Who said English is simplelol,abeg wetin b d name of d guy who said this joke |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:13am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Oya how many likes............. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. The only mystery in life is why the arik pilots wore helmets. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. 3 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:15am On Oct 31, 2013 |
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away. Every rule has an exception, especially this one. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse. Men have two emotions: hungry and Hot. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:20am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Death is life’s way of telling you that you’ve been fired. Suicide is your way to tell life, “you can’t fire me, I Quit!” Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:04pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Getrich47(m): 6:18pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
NaijaBloggers be like "Rihanna hasn't had her bath for 3 days. Click here to smell armpit." 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Getrich47(m): 6:19pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
this one Tecno now runs on Android and BBM's available on androids. China na still China. PINGS gonna' be sounding like Bomb blast." |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Getrich47(m): 6:21pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
That awkward moment when a prostitute tells you "Oga do quick, i get choir practise to attend"." |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Getrich47(m): 6:22pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
Are u feeling abandoned,neglected & u want your friends to have u at heart & constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them &travel" 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:30am On Nov 01, 2013 |
What Nonsense! This has got to stop! When CL0SE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly. When GILETTE Does an advert, they will show you someone's beards, armpit and they will show you how well the shaving stick works. When DETTOL does an advert, they will show you someone taking his or her bath in the bathroom with the soap........... ......But what the hell is wrong with ALWAYS ULTRA Sanitary PAD? When they are doing their advert, they will never show us anything! All we see is a girl rolling on her bed or secondary school girls singing on the field... How does that show us what the pad is used for? 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:32am On Nov 01, 2013 |
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. -LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'. -A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss' |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 11:12pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
Ibadan girls be like my names are 'Deola Suliake Titi Victoria' but you can call me DSTV ! |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 11:13pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
Yoruba boys be-like my name is Babatunde Balogun Michael, you can call me BBM. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 10:27am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney : What is your age ? Little Old Woman : I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney : Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you ? Little Old Woman : There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney : Did you know him ? Little Old Woman : No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney : What happened after he sat down beside you ? Little Old Woman : He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney : Did you stop him ? Little Old Woman : No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney : Why not ? Little Old Woman : It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago. Defense Attorney : What happened next ? Little Old Woman : He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney : Did you stop him then ? Little Old Woman : No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney : Why not ? Little Old Woman : Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years. Defense! Attorney: What happened next ? Little Old Woman : Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man,Take me!" Defense Attorney : Did he take you ? Little Old Woman : Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool's!".….And that's when I shot the son of a bitch. 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:01pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
Why men have better friends Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, 8 of which confirmed that he had slept over, and 2 said that he was still there.!!! =)) 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:19pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
No encouragement so just wasting my mb.....how many likes and I will post ........... |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Nobody: 11:44pm On Nov 04, 2013 |
Getrich47: NaijaBloggers be like "Rihanna hasn't had her bath for 3 days. Click here to smell armpit." |
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