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Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Nobody: 2:32am On Nov 05, 2013 |
OP 2 bottles of Gulder for you jare, i don laugh tire |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 8:42am On Nov 05, 2013 |
Play your guy like a ball and other girl catch him like a goalkeeper. You will regret watching the highlight. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:51pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
# U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club, Na God go slap ur mouth # U come back from Dubai dey form British accent. Na rat go chop ur mouth # U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss. 4 where na..... # U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am Why u no add yeast join am... # U no go university, and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting. # U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshflkljdjfl a sorry 4 u. # Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear condom mtcheeeew u dey mad # House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher Hahahahaha..u don die. # As a girl u wear one undies for 2 weeks. Wetin do u. #50 own dey nau. # Terry G's music dey inspire u unto which level na # U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from continue u go soon see am # U call MTN to tell dem sey ur free browsin cheat has stopped workin Lolzzzzzz.... Just wait for anoda 40years dem go give u anoda one... Ω̴̩ɑ̣̣̝̇̇ dere u go old put # When pastor talk say "Do somethin crazy for the Lord" u come carry church offering run na who wan hold u. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 5:59pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
Ways To Know If U Are Cursed. 1. If u download anything from the internet & it fails in 99%. 2. If u take cheat into the exam hall & can't understand ur own handwriting. 3. If you buy a phone at the rate of 50k today & the price drop to 16k tomorrow. 4. If u break with ur lover & he/she win 200MUGX the next day. 5. If u use a heavy perfume, ur body odour still remains. 6. If u work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary. 7. If to lie 2 Armed robber that u don't have a phone & it rings.. 8. If the person that u are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing u. 9. If u don't pass both mathematics & english in ur final exam. 10. If u get to the exam hall and you can't remember ur first name. 11. If u are signed as the defender for a Europian club & your first task is to mark Lionel messi. 12. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly. 13. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document. 14. If your ticket money remain 1k nd you can't find it till the closing date 15. Fashola come dash u okada, nd d next day him come ban am 16. If u want 2 use d Atm and it got 2 ur turn and Atm machine. IS writing Error in connection. 17. If your BB get stole the day you renew your subscription 18. If u fart during interview nko 19. U̶̲̥̅̊ get speal over for school,U̶̲̥̅̊ register for the course ΑϞ∂ on the exam day,before you enter school d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ don finish the paper 20. If u're posted to MAIDUGURI, as a copper 21. If u wan enta bnk nd d security door rejects u, anoda persn try am nd d persn enta. U try again bt d same prob. Na d security man go tell u say, oga abeg shift, mke anoda persn enta. 22. whn u pick a fight wtf MARK HENRY...u don reach heaven b dat oo 23. If u no hold money and u 1 travel on friday evenin reachn ATM d machine swallow ur card 24. if usain bolt chases u with cutlass 25. If u enter public transport only to discover dat u left ur wallet @home! Ur own don red be dat! 26. U were d 1st of 1thousand people waiting to take a biometric test before your english exam starts and the scanner rejects only you of all.. 5 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 7:03pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
.......pls always click on those LIKE buttons whenever I got you smiling,giggling,laughing.......... 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by ARareGem(f): 8:19pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
L L |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 10:55pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
"Popping champagne","getting high on Rozay","chilling in VIP section" ---->Things I don't want to see on your PM when you are owing me money |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 10:56pm On Nov 06, 2013 |
GOOOAAAAALLLL!! !! Finally, FG have sc0red and it's FG 1-0 ASUU.... It was a lovely pass from Namadi Sambo to GEJ wh0 wasted no time bursting the net and leaving the ASUU keeper Dr. Faggie with no chance to stop the shot! It was a nice build up from David Mark, to Sambo and unto the feets of GEJ who did pretty well... Oh ma worth, #Jon Champion and #Jim Beklyn, u've to admit that the way this game is going, ASUU will probably get the defeat in this tournament! Wonderful play though. But the question is can FG maintain the victory in Asso Rock, because ASUU has great qualities of players and has played unbeaten this season, with the record kept, ASUU has beaten FG several times in Asso Rock stadium, they even draw Fc Gabriel Suswam and Fc Anyim Pius Anyim in 'Strike stadium' this season, luckily, this maybe FG turn because they have remain trophiless for 4yrs now since 2009, but let's wait until the final whistle is blown. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bashydemy(m): 6:28am On Nov 07, 2013 |
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes open is not afraid of anything ~ Barack Obama 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bashydemy(m): 6:29am On Nov 07, 2013 |
Weekly promo!!!slap d person next 2 u and get 1free.it's real.I just got mine now!!for more rewards,slap mopol or a soldier! Hurry now while d offer lasts. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bashydemy(m): 6:30am On Nov 07, 2013 |
If you think meeting your girlfriend's parents is hard, just remember, someone is gonna try to date boko haram's daughter |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bashydemy(m): 6:31am On Nov 07, 2013 |
Ladies are you bored?simply send a text to a random number saying Am pregnant" |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by bashydemy(m): 6:33am On Nov 07, 2013 |
Girls of nowadays, All you know is MY BOO BOO BOO BOO ' Where is your "K" Do you even read your book? 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by cumz(m): 8:17pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
nice thread here I swear I dey feel u |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:10pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
At a movie shoot Director: we are goin to release the lion and it will chase u. but dont worry it wont bite u? Dennis: How sure are u?? ? Director: it is written in the script Dennis: has the lion read the script? 4 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:12pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Only in Nollywood will a man with functioning eyes visit a BLIND 'babalawo', and say 'Pls tell me what U see in my FUTURE |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:13pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Ibadan girls be like my names are 'Deola Suliake Titi Victoria' but you can call me DSTV ! 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:14pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Yoruba boys be-like my name is Babatunde Balogun Michael, you can call me BBM. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:14pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Since plane no safe again, na trekking sure pass o, even to UK, when we reach red sea, na to call Moses number 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:15pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Education is the key, but ASUU don spoil the padlock. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:17pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
“Any man that drinks Alomo Bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder.” - Sam Loco Efe. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:18pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
6000 naira for ordinary boxers There's no way I'm not wearing it on top of my trouser o. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:18pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Weneva u tink life is hard just remember that somewhere in 9ja an Anambra man is trying 2 pronounce d word “PARALLELOGRAM”. So, cheer up! |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:19pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
I just saw this on BBM -----» “Dear unborn child, no be me dey delay o. Na ur papa. Him still dey form BADDEST GUY EVER LIVETH.”(Lol) |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:20pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't mean it either 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:21pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Dis Tym Last Year, I neva Imagined dat some one Using Techno would walk up to me and Ask *fflamingo can I ave your BB Pin* BlackBerry Why) Don't let's bbm turn 2go na... |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:22pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
That Awkward Moment When You See Your Debtor In The VVIP Section And You're In Regular. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:23pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Play your guy like a ball, And you watch other girls catch him like a goal keeper. You will regret watching the highlight. #DontDull |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:23pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Bbm on Tecno is just like installing Obama's brain in Jonathan's head. it doesn't jst fit... |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
-RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. -LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad witha girl & she says 'honey, this food no done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'. -A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss' 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 9:27pm On Nov 07, 2013 |
Hey houe not that am not a serious dude who is jobless posting jokes here...it just my passion to let's Nigerian forget the pains our Leaders had caused us....so whine away the sorrow and smile...like FELA said.....we dey shuffering and smilling... Please click Like if you get my alaye.!!!!....one love Should I continue........ 4 Likes |
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