The only people i will recognize are those from the romance section Adaobi, Ogugua, Sexkills, achukwu, itsmodella etc. But the people i would have loved to give a sound knock are in the politics section and don't have their pictures on their profiles. I'll also not want someone to find me out first. I want to be the one to recognize dayokanu and not the other way around. That's why whenever i'm using a public computer to browse Nairaland, i'm always careful about people standing behind me cos they could recognize my username.

Normal normal.wassup wassup!ok sum mite wana date me females tho coz we self kelli handsum

I offer em a plate of akpu

Na beat I go beat am.

I met over ten nairalanders last month in KSU. They were very friendly and encouraged me to continued writing. We should be mindful of the words we use against one another in this forum; you don't know who you're dealing with. I'll like to met Mynd in person sha, I won treat e fucck up.

I will give the handsome male a French kiss

PECO4KING: Na beat I go beat am.

I WILL SAY WELCOME MY INSULT MATE...........

I hv neva seen any,but if i do...i wl ask if he or she is a Garri or end time group....and will offer d person alomo.

How u wan tey recognise a fellow nairalander sef in d first place. abi dem don dey issue Nairaland Id.Card?

Seun- him must drop small ting for d boys
Adaobi- smack her bum and run away.
Sexkillz d albino-ask him if sunlight affects his sight then slap him and peacefully walk away (sun no go allow am recognise me)
Yuzedo-na today today we must visit im banana iceland mashion.
Texanomaly- Ask her to marry me (green card tins)

If I see a nairalander I will ask have you eaten today?lol!!ok on a serious note I will just say hi to the person and if possible have some little chat and wil make sure I know the person username before I continue chatting with the person because if na person wey we get e-fight I go just free am sharp sharp,lol,won't do that just kidding,I have a good heart

Princessmel: I've never seen any, I'd love to I doubt some of them would have the balls to act the same way in reality as they portray themselves on here

Who told you that? Anyway, try me and see. A trial will convince you.

I met two Nairalanders Gbogbolet and Erimakosamuel offline, we greeted and chatted with one another. It was fun shaa...

Eeja Nla01: I prefer to be approached than to approach.

me too.

Vivly: We've got about 1.2million nairalanders. That means I must have met some inadverntely. If it's a face I recognize, lucky you.

with some people having up to 10 accounts, that figure should be more like 400 thousand

If such person is one with a good sense of humour, I can indulge him/her. But if not, na bone I go bone am!

Don't like boring pple

Danhumprey: If I meet a female Nairalander,first thing I would do is to squeeze her b.reasts!



And if it happen to be a male,I would just exchange handshake and move on!

u d*ft gaaan. Wish u cld cross paths wif me. Guy,ur life will neva remain d same again! U hv no respect for female folks,u disgusting male chauvinist.

Penis sucker: I will give the handsome male a French kiss

aww that's so sweet of u!!wash!!!

yemi2plus: I met over ten nairalanders last month in KSU. They were very friendly and encouraged me to continued writing. We should be mindful of the words we use against one another in this forum; you don't know who you're dealing with. I'll like to met Mynd in person sha, I won treat e fucck up.

@bolded,Professor,how far? Shey you notice your grammatical blunder?

Being me,i will walk past you without turning back,i might give you one or two stares,bt uha,that's all....i'm sorry ~oluwa is involve.

if i see any both male or female if u ever quoted my post wrongly i will arrest the person immediately.straight to court sharp sharp.hahahahahahahahaha

I see them everyday. 6 are my tight friends, same department, same level. I know some others.

I cant wait to meet any nairalander....we will ball like mad...we go snap picture tire