fuckluv: As if u've ever seen my picture

xtiana4: I will hug, kiss, romance them and say: " hey nairalander[color=#990000][/color]

I'm sure you are just bragging. The moment you see them,you would start screaming "I'm a virgin".

A Nairalander is a typical Naija man or woman, so what's the big deal,

Wait o! Who is a nairalander? And wetin be nairaland?

Hmmmmm one day o, while i was on a keke from Douglas to Nkworji(in Imo state), i looked at the phone screen of the lady sitting next to me and i discovered she was posting a comment on nairaland. I was surprised and i also brought out my phone and logged in. She also noticed i was a nairalander afterwards. It was interesting sha but i didn't get to know her more becuase i was just a few distance away from my bus-stop. It was really interesting and funny.

Some had the privilege of meeting me sha.

ifihearam: Some of had the privilege of meeting me sha.

what wrong has English language done to deserve all this?

Peeps from the job/vacancies section see well during tests, interviews etc.. An average nairalander is just your typical next door neighbour.

I will greet 'em

nadia_SA: I will greet 'em

I saw and recognized you yesterday but did not call you. Sorry for that.

Chukwuemeka007: Hmmmmm one day o, while i was on a keke from Douglas to Nkworji(in Imo state), i looked at the phone screen of the lady sitting next to me and i discovered she was posting a comment on nairaland. I was surprised and i also brought out my phone and logged in. She also noticed i was a nairalander afterwards. It was interesting sha but i didn't get to know her more becuase i was just a few distance away from my bus-stop. It was really interesting and funny.

really? Do u stay close to Bilgram schl rd near d new hotel?

Dnt wana meet anybdy again jawe. D last two ladies I met were so so huglee while d first guy a big scammer.

topshore:
okayyyyyyyyyy! na u be dat. i don remember. sebi d place na Eko Hotel and Sweet Suite

Yesssss! Saw u too, sebi na u put on agbada on top canvas

But seriously, bros no dey dress like dat again o

Na normal tin na,jst like you meet normal people. Say hi,hang out,have fun and move on.

I have some nairalanders in my area . But there are some , i ll like to meet offline . If i see them i ll be happy , handshake, embrace him/her

I would ask him/her ''Are u garri or ETT crew?'' If yes,EOD I will just smile and continue the conversation

ifihearam: Some of had the privilege of meeting me sha.

***fainted

mayten30:

dabrake:
You will do nothing. Stop bragging. You overrate yourself a lot.

park one side! U underrate urself. Go figure.

Inside the creek wey u dey?

Rejoice5000: if i see any both male or female if u ever quoted my post wrongly i will arrest the person immediately.straight to court sharp sharp.hahahahahahahahaha

Chances are you meet @least 1-5 NLer ewryday without even knowing it... They no dey put am for head na. The thing be say peepz no dey lyk log into NL 4 public, U no won hear slap 4 ur face na( e.g hia, so na u b this? Na u be pagan9ja?...U don die!) lol. @pagan, no offence bro juz kidding.

One of my friends caught me red-handed at home, little did i know he was also a member. I begged him not to let out.

You call Guinea Conakry oversea, when you can even enter bus there from Ikotun or Agege

rokiatu: I met one oversea in Guniea Conakry one month ago. He caught me red handed on nairaland. He was quite a gentlemen. We talked for quite a while. He even told me his nairaland username but can't remember now.

I will give a damny look especially if they were those GeJ apologiees

I won't like to blow my cover tho...Who fancies meeting those bigots in Politics section or the fanatics and atheists in Religion section or the countless gays, bis and lesbs, in Romance, the oversabis, the ETT crew, the Garri crew, the FTC crew?...Yuck!! It would just be best , me knowing them, and them not knowing me.

Met some already,but will still lyk 2 meet more especialy frm d religious sectn.pple like obadiah,alfa seltzer,goshen etc.

D guys would get d same reactn al new guyz get(ooo na u b dat? Hw far na), buh d ladies *winks* i'd walk up 2 ha nd say 1st 2 Comment!! B4 givin ha an End Tym Hug, den we'd go out 4 sum #freshair

...it's good 2 b togetherly united as nairalanders...but,hw does 1 knw a fellow nairalander?_Is it written on d face...ans plz..??_

adaobi123:

I haven't met anyone offline before

Is that to say you are always indoors 24/7

adaobi123:

I haven't met anyone offline before

Is that to say you are always indoors 24/7

I'm patiently looking forward to meeting Insincere 9jerian, the moffo is a bloody liar.

On a second thought, it might be mind blowingly awesome...Imagine meeting Dyt as the wife of a Deeper Life church Pastor, or Idowuogbo is ur church sis coord, or Mynd is a midget, or you meet Onila at nite along Allen av., or SincereNigerian is a card carring APC member or Ikwerre Militant is actually slow....name it. It would be awesomely awesome

Waspy: I won't like to blow my cover tho...Who fancies meeting those bigots in Politics section or the fanatics and atheists in Religion section or the countless gays, bis and lesbs, in Romance, the oversabis, the ETT crew, the Garri crew, the FTC crew?...Yuck!! It would just be best , me knowing them, and them not knowing me.

simplynola: You call Guinea Conakry oversea, when you can even enter bus there from Ikotun or Agege

simplynola: You call Guinea Conakry oversea, when you can even enter bus there from Ikotun or Agege