spenpe: usher don say make i dy go house b4

kaze4blues: I'm a muslim..........




So what am I to say??

Mc.BOMB:
lwkm,cum benue state,cum c wia guys d fyt ushers for shursh. .lols

Pastor Alfa: Nobody is perfect judge dem not dat yee may not b judged. I love 'em all

Pastor Alfa: we are same with Xtian. Dnt follow major world'z opinion. Work on one ursev

Pastor Alfa: Allah is God, Prophet Isa is d saviour. Christians had bin b4 us, untill dey sent down d Holy *Qoran* if d previous Holy book(bible) b4 Qoran claims Jesus is Lord and our Qoran acknowledges d realness/truthfullness/holiness of d Bible, how den shud we say dey ar wrong. Aint partial though, datz my opinion. Read ma signature

Nigellus_Hosan: The Usher left downstairs n came Upstairs where the Teenagers hangout as in our chance 4 church n Tried To Remove My Extension and The Chargers of me N my buddies from the wall socket..
Nna ehnnn!!!!!..
We nor gree..
By the time we stand up..
Im see three 6feet Ogologos..
baba maintain n said y must u come to Church to charge..
My buddy honourable Joseph..josky..joe Ogologo1..
Said y we no go charge afterall we dey pay offering..
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Usher Confuse..

Marthakings: there are two rows in my church. i sat on one of the rows and an usher came to tell me the row I sat on was for the males. she said the other row was for the females and she asked me to go sit there. mass had already started at that time. i formed deaf and dumb until after the mass.... wtf! y would the house of God be divided because of gender

Davo93: Honestly, i can see your sincerity to bring the much needed unity in religious diversity but let me tell you it goes beyond what you think. I won't say anything beyond this to avoid my statements misinterpreted for religious sensitivity.

Owobo brown: I hate it when they keep waking people up during nite Virgil, it's so annoying

Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his face

dabrake:

LMAO

gbrown: Twice i,ve been embarrassed by ushers, i sat in d front row, i was asked to leave cos the seats were reserved for very special people,
the second one happened to me in kano, cos of boko haram, security has been stepped up in most churches, one Sunday morning i dressed up and went to church, the overzealous usher allowed those he recognized to walk in without searching, from a distance he beamed his search on me, he asked me all manner of questions,ordered me to empty my pockets, when i was in d process of bringing out my organiser he stepped back as if i was bringing out a bomb, at this time onlookers had thier eyes focused on me, i really felt embarrassed,i turned back and left, when a pastor asked what was amiss, i overheard a female usher shouting, abeg make he dey go.

Pistolx: e get wan wicked usher 4 my church the man dey even seize phones,d man don ever disgrace infront of gals because i was saging

dr_mike_adams: i hate it wen ushers direct me 2 front seat....i hate it when im distracted admiring different sizes of buuubs wey dese gals dey carrry parangulate 4 church,amen..