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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 12:19pm On Jan 05, 2016
It's all sarcasm bruv. The thread will be lit if such mail were to be released.
coolio2014:
Bruv there has been no such e-mail about cancellation. Ya'll should be mindful of the kind of information you spread.


Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 4:45pm On Jan 05, 2016
coolio2014:
Bruv there has been no such e-mail about cancellation. Ya'll should be mindful of the kind of information you spread.

Why so serious?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2016
coolio2014:
Bruv there has been no such e-mail about cancellation. Ya'll should be mindful of the kind of information you spread.



#humour bro..... we all knew that the cancellation ish was a joke.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:37pm On Jan 05, 2016
CHM11:


#humour bro..... we all knew that the cancellation ish was a joke.
Take it easy on Him.. His heart pumping rate and B P right now is heading beyond the clouds
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by CHM11: 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
tk4rd:
Take it easy on Him.. His heart pumping rate and B P right now is heading beyond the clouds

lol he should cool down...nothing seems to be happening atm as it concerns us....they will invite when they are ready, but right now, its just totally blue.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by missyuppy: 1:05am On Jan 06, 2016
cashme28:
I CAN FEEL IT...


FEELERS.....i hp its good vibe sha
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2016
grin

CHM11:


lol he should cool down...nothing seems to be happening atm as it concerns us....they will invite when they are ready, but right now, its just totally blue.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by epic5: 5:31pm On Jan 06, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Dear NLNG HR,
Thank you for the above missive. As your are aware we have been on this path for over two years. As you intend to make refunds please find below the refund heading:

1) Internet access fee to view the vacancy advert: N1 000.00
2) Internet access for initial application: N1,000.00
3) Document scanning fee for (2) above: N1,000.00
4) Nairaland registration fee (Internet access): N5,000
5) Monthly access fee to track NLNG gossip on NL: N8,000 x26 months = N208,000.00
6) Attempted thread recovery fee after NL hack: N117,512.66 (naira equivalent at old dollar rate)
7) Preparing for WAEC exam: 1140.21 Ghanaian cedis (I went to WAEC Ghana to prepare)
cool Argument fee on NL: To be discussed amongst NL thread members
9) Health charge for waiting for WAEC Result: N415,452 (I had to fly to London to see my shrink)
10) Tension arising from opening WAEC success email:N50,000.00
11) Elation from Discovering Success email: N0 (it brought down my BP)
12) Worry from waiting for SHL date to be scheduled: N577,500.00
13) Preparation for SHL:USD 14567 (New dollar rate abeg). I went to New York to get Kaplan to prepare
14) Argument fee for various questions posted on NL:$100/question (Amrika dollars not Liberian or Zimbabwean dollars)
15) Consultant's fee for bringing BODMAS question on NL to stimulate the group (exclusively for Longcon) : to be discussed in private with NLNG management.

(others to come as the spirit leads)

Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 2:00am On Jan 07, 2016
If my dream is anything to go by, expect results soon. It wasn't so much of a good dream though embarassed
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:02am On Jan 07, 2016
naastyme:
If my dream is anything to go by, expect results soon. It wasn't so much of a good dream though embarassed
LET IT COME OUT FIRST.!!!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 07, 2016
naastyme:
If my dream is anything to go by, expect results soon. It wasn't so much of a good dream though embarassed
Nothing eye go see comort blood.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 11:37am On Jan 07, 2016
And who exactly is this epic5? I don't want to go the war route O... So please clarify
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 2:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
Who has noticed recruitment consultants viewing their linked in page recently?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by hsim247(m): 6:53pm On Jan 07, 2016
coolio2014:
Who has noticed recruitment consultants viewing their linked in page recently?
Noticed one in July and in November. I'm positive one of the 'viewers' is 'them'.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 9:18pm On Jan 07, 2016
If anyone is checking your linkedIn profile on behalf of Nlng, it must be for background checks. But I think that (stand to be corrected though) if Nlng wants to outsource the background checking job, they would do that to a company that is specialised in verification of candidates' profiles and not a recruitment consultant, cos they have different functions. I think we have passed the stage when they need the services of a recruitment consultant ( they've already engaged waec and shl). So I think that the recruitment consultants that are viewing your profile may just be be surfing the net to see if they can find someone to fill the needs of their clients. Just my imperfect thought. # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness#
hsim247:

Noticed one in July and in November. I'm positive one of the 'viewers' is 'them'.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by lcoq: 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2016
As we wait

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by epic5: 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2016
airsaylongcon:
And who exactly is this epic5? I don't want to go the war route O... So please clarify

Epic5 is just a nice sharp guy just pulling some jokes. No offense intended please and no need to be too serious, no one gets out of life alive anyway.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Titaniium: 2:10pm On Jan 10, 2016
^^^
Lol. Y'all would always find a way to connect every available dot

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Dreal4mula: 9:40am On Jan 11, 2016
Ikenna88 long time bruh. i sight you
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MaforBea(f): 10:40am On Jan 11, 2016
Hello Guys,

Compliments of the season. I'm one of the silent followers but I have some information that if I don't share, would be quite unfair. My source in nlng resumed today and I told him/her to check and the news he/she gave me was mind blowing. He/she said that the recuritment has been moved to 3rd/4th quarter (between Sept/Oct). I had to ask if it was 3rd/4th quarter of 2015 but to my greatest shock he/she said no, 2016. I currently have a job (a decent one for that matter) and I've always made plans around my job having in mind that I may move to Bonny/Ph soon but with this news, I'm moving on with my life. Whenever nlng calls, I'll answer but please my fellow hopefuls, don't make plans around this recruitment and everyone should move on with their lives. For those that have "sources" please ask them and I'm sure they'd tell you the same thing (except they're not in the know). God Bless.

Bea.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NPComplete: 10:47am On Jan 11, 2016
^^^Flood of different reactions from different people in 3.....2.....1.... grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 11:38am On Jan 11, 2016
MaforBea:
.......My source in nlng resumed today and I told him/her to........
Heehehehehehe... You sure say you are not still going to sell out your Sauce.?? Them many wey begin work today.?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by NanaF: 11:48am On Jan 11, 2016
September/October 2016 ke? That sounds so ridiculous. Why will it take over a year after AC to to communicate the results? Hmmmm. Artmedia where art thou.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by DeeBlacque: 12:49pm On Jan 11, 2016
My rent expires in one month's time. I had thought I'd drag a bit till say Q1 end so I don't have to renew, since I'd be relocating to PHC; but with this news, I most definitely have to make the payment.

Another year in Lagos... 480k to be "coughed" out just like that...

NLNG, why

#AllIsWell

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 12:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
Hehe
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Aphrodite4(f): 1:00pm On Jan 11, 2016
At the time of the vacancy ad (October 2013), crude oil sold for $105.46 per bbl, now it's $32.53. If that doesn't slow any recruitment decisions I guess it's hard to imagine what will.
Smh.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 1:17pm On Jan 11, 2016
If they had just told us officially since the day they decided that...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 1:39pm On Jan 11, 2016
artmedia:
With all due respect though, all what you have written here is totally off-point. They are very much working on we the GTs and even preparing bonny for us. Clearly you cant compare the EHs that were just how many in no, to GTs that were more than 600. The EHs applied for specific positions, which makes it easier to make decisions after their interview, whilst the GTs have a lot of dynamics that goes into picking the final list. Again, the whole oil price stuff, we all know will affect the initial no they had in mind and now a new no has to be agreed and reasons/justification given for the new magic no. I'm not giving any excuse for why they should take more than 5months to wrap up the process post-AC (doesnt make sense to me), but then, trust me, they have plans for us and they are working, albeit slowly, to ensure we resume Q1 next year.

Shalom!




Q1 2016 was about the last confirmation received for the conclusion of this process. But as we all know, anything is possible with NLNG.
This new communication referencing Q3/Q4 therefore means NLNG would have spent 3 years in recruiting Graduate Trainees. Some of which would be "thirty something" years old (on the assumption that a good number were a few months shy of the required age limit as at the time of application).

I laff in Spanish...

This is getting interesting as the wait continues...


Cheers.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ceetee: 1:43pm On Jan 11, 2016
Happy New Year friends.
This info (if true) though not surprising considering NLNG’s antecedence is worse than a regret mail. There will always be a zillion reasons not to conclude this exercise (oil price, forex restrictions, Lassa fever etc.), but a company with foresight should have planned for contingencies.
My thought, what if the forex restriction has made it impossible to train some of the intakes abroad as planned (the experienced hires don’t partake in this training thus they can be absorbed).
At least courtesy and sanity requires that they let us know the outcome of the AC.
Our experienced colleagues may have abandoned us, but Saved2serve pls let us know how your recruitment progresses.
As posted above, “time is determined by your FEELINGS and PSYCHOLOGICAL condition”.
Father let your will be done.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 2:06pm On Jan 11, 2016
Those with sauces, y'all know what to do.

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