tolutweety:
1) They chk if your head is well positioned on your neck
2) They chk your height to see that you'r nt above 6ft
3) They confirm your age using a newly developed technology to ascertain its nt football age that u are using.
4) They chk your eyes to cnfirm they can see very long distance,like from the earth to jupiter.
5) Lastly n most importantly,they chk ur genitals to see if they reproduce perfectly.

#my2kobo.

LOOOL! Oga twitter, i neva knew u were this humourized. You've just made me break my Hibernation. Like seriosly, do they chek all those
1: wat of me wey dey 6ft 9'' ?
2: an eyes that could see from earth to Jupiter?...plz dnt tell me they have a branch over there oo
3: it has alredy been confirmed that they chek the genitals.


#BackToHIbernation.

SQL-master:
LOOOL! Oga twitter, i neva knew u were this humourized. You've just made me break my Hibernation. Like seriosly, do they chek all those
1: wat of me wey dey 6ft 9'' ?
2: an eyes that could see from earth to Jupiter?...plz dnt tell me they have a branch over there oo
3: it has alredy been confirmed that they chek the genitals.


#BackToHIbernation.

Once u are above 6ft, u will need to fill a form that u ll grow shorter to below 6ft within six months of the training
2) they av a way of knwing if ur eyes can see that far . Dplacement can talk more on that.
3) how sure are you that your genitals can pass the test. Im still doing a dry run on mine to make sure they are fit for that day.

P.S : I will be available to answer more questions concerning the medicals everyday .

tolutweety:

I can help Dplacement answer this :

1) They chk if your head is well positioned on your neck
2) They chk your height to see that you'r nt above 6ft
3) They confirm your age using a newly developed technology to ascertain its nt football age that u are using.
4) They chk your eyes to cnfirm they can see very long distance,like from the earth to jupiter.
5) Lastly n most importantly,they chk ur genitals to see if they reproduce perfectly.

#my2cents.

*british accent* oh rilly!!

DPlacement:

I don't know. You should have asked on the day of the CBT. You are more likely to recieve a more accurate answer

Wow!! What would make them reject u at this stage, bad eye sight?

Has anyone seen Transformers 4?

davide470: Has anyone seen Transformers 4?

Oga mi, e af tey o. How fa na? As TOTAL don blank us na esso be am o. How your end?

tolutweety:

I can help Dplacement answer this :

1) They chk if your head is well positioned on your neck
2) They chk your height to see that you'r nt above 6ft
3) They confirm your age using a newly developed technology to ascertain its nt football age that u are using.
4) They chk your eyes to cnfirm they can see very long distance,like from the earth to jupiter.
5) Lastly n most importantly,they chk ur genitals to see if they reproduce perfectly.

#my2cents.

Funny... What has the reproductive system got to do with being an optimal NLNG employee?

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ikenna58:

Funny... What has the reproductive system got to do with being an optimal NLNG employee?

you are forgetting that your efficiency and productivity reduces once a part of your body system is in disorder.

A classic example is when you eat beans on a sunday night,only for you to strt visiting 'white house' evry hour at wrk on monday morning due to some inexplicable movements in ur stomach. the experience is nt always a pleasnt one,n I bet work that day is a minus.

D'yu now undstand y I ld recommend a functnal genital system for optimum productivity .......lool ??

03rd of July, 19**.

I cried coming into this world....

Fast forwarded to 03rd of July, 2014.

I'm happy n excited I draw closer to my grave by a yr.

Lord, Your grace has kept me through n through and I remain forever grateful to you for what I have achieved n where you are taking me to.

Bonne anniversaire tolu.

tolutweety:

03rd of July, 19**.

I cried coming into this world....

Fast forwarded to 03rd of July, 2014.

I'm happy n excited I draw closer to my grave by a yr.

Lord, Your grace has kept through n through and I remain forever grateful to you for what I have achieved n where you are taking me to.

Bonne anniversaire tolu.

Woooooow
So I can meet my birthday mate here but dont tell me that we both born in the same day, month and year 'July 3rd,198*'. Wishing us Happpy birthday and will celebrate together by this time next year as NLNG STAFF IN SHA ALLAH.

tolutweety:

03rd of July, 19**.

I cried coming into this world....

Fast forwarded to 03rd of July, 2014.

I'm happy n excited I draw closer to my grave by a yr.

Lord, Your grace has kept through n through and I remain forever grateful to you for what I have achieved n where you are taking me to.

Bonne anniversaire tolu.

hbd tolu and lafex..have a blast

tolutweety:

03rd of July, 19**.

I cried coming into this world....

Fast forwarded to 03rd of July, 2014.

I'm happy n excited I draw closer to my grave by a yr.

Lord, Your grace has kept through n through and I remain forever grateful to you for what I have achieved n where you are taking me to.

Bonne anniversaire tolu.

HBD tweety! Have Two blasts!!

Happy Birthday Tolutweety

tolutweety:
03rd of July, 19**.

Mtcheeew!
What's it with the hiding of ur birth date? If we know ur full DoB, ar we gonna jail you? Pleeease!
We aren't girls dat are so shy of their age. WE ARE MEN!
As a man, i'm never shy or too 'hide-hide' about me age. I was born on 6/6/1981. And i'm proud of my age, SIMPLE.


Btw, JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SQL-master:
Mtcheeew!
What's it with the hiding of ur birth date? If we know ur full DoB, ar we gonna jail you? Pleeease!
We aren't girls dat are so shy of their age. WE ARE MEN!
As a man, i'm never shy or too 'hide-hide' about me age. I was born on 6/6/1981. And i'm proud of my age, SIMPLE.


Btw, JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE, ALLES GUTE ZUM GEBURTSTAG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

lol.
Thanks bro.

Potential silly ?
But. Will swimming ability be a requirement as part of medicals

Happy birthday, Lafex n tolutweety..
Have a blessed year ahead..

Xoxo

Happy bday lafex and Tolu.

Happy birthday to @Lafex and @Tolu. Make una do party for nairalanders na. Abi na low key things?

*testing !testing ...One ! Two !!

My sincere appreciatn goes to all who,out of their limited hrs in a day, decided to wish me a fulfilled day.
Thank you for the wishes,prayers n most of all,the love.

You all are one set of peeps I av learnt so much from.and I thank God for a privilege like this to compete with u.
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To my family n friends, to seun n his Nl crew, To the NLNG threadmates,To my birthdaymate...lafex : I say thank you, Gracias,Obrigado.

I love you all. #Tolu

P.S : Afterparty comes up in my flat later in the evening,p.m me for the invite.

Happy birthday tolutweety and lafex. I wish you the best in your endeavours!!!

PS: @tolutweety, how come you are not writing in your usual fancy fonts today? Is it because it's your birthday? Have fun!

JohnDuke259: Happy birthday tolutweety and lafex. I wish you the best in your endeavours!!!

PS: @tolutweety, how come you are not writing in your usual fancy fonts today? Is it because it's your birthday? Have fun!

Thanks bro.

My fonts are on break for now. Iv bn typing all dae from my fone,as soon as i get bck to my system, my font resumes.

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tolutweety:


Thanks bro.

My fonts are on break for now. Iv bn typing all dae from my fone,as soon as i get bck to my system, my font resumes.

You are welcome buddy! I look forward to see those fonts.

Cheers!

Talking of Medicals without going through interviews yet. Now that's faith. I hope it works.

Happy bday guys, tolu and lafex. God bless you fellas

Happy birthday Tolutweety and Lafex.

airsay_long_con: @SQL-Master, you joking right?

you wanna see my birthcertificate or something? Why do u doubt, o ye of little belief:

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airsay_long_con:

Oh no! Not doubting u...just pleasantly surprised. I was born June 6 myself

what year? Lemme know how many years i use in senioring you.