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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by PrincessB1(f): 9:07pm On Dec 17, 2013
Dis is intrstin pls continue kingz
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by sconp: 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
nice one. I just dey wait for recharge card
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by maestrob(m): 9:33pm On Dec 17, 2013
Thanks BOSS for using my name.
I appreciate it.
Your story is as sweet as Honey
as lovely as Queen
as unpredictable as Chess game.

Coz of this, we ur followers give U dis award

~-INVINCIBLE MAESTRO-~
IN THE WORLD OF ARTISTIC WORK
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by maestrob(m): 10:00pm On Dec 17, 2013
Sorry that it took me a while to comment, i tot the story had been suspended.
That 's brave of you BOSS to continue the Story.
God will always fill ur Ink's tank with overflowing Ink & inspiration


eeerm...
Banji will soon start to dey swim in Fortune.
Chai
#TeamBanji
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by maestrob(m): 10:07pm On Dec 17, 2013
Sorry that it took me a while to comment, i tot the story had been suspended.
That 's brave of you BOSS to continue the Story.
God will always fill ur Ink's tank with overflowing Ink & inspiration

Banji don turn to Jim Iyke
Segun ~~
Desmond Elliot
Nancy ~~ Genevive Nnaji
Scorpion ~~ Gentle Jack
Kofo ~~ Mercy Johnson
If you dont mind, you can consult Mainframe Production to produce this great artwork as home video.
Its gonna make it(like seriously)

eeerm...
Banji will soon start to dey swim in Fortune.
Chai
#TeamBanji
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by eyezik3(m): 10:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
walewunmi: I'm so loving this...kingzpen hmmm wat can I say u re just very lucky hope say u neva blow ur chances wid d open cheque btw I tink d man is laughing is because d amount segun wrote is meagre *just my tot*
I don't just know when kingzpen turn to banji, is it because he is the one writing the story.
Anyway, oga kingzpen cum knack us update jawie....
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by walewunmi(m): 10:25pm On Dec 17, 2013
eyezik3:
I don't just know when kingzpen turn to banji, is it because he is the one writing the story.
Anyway, oga kingzpen cum knack us update jawie....
Ooops sory dat must av bin a mistake
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by SexySapphire(f): 11:07pm On Dec 17, 2013
I wonder the meagre amount Banji wrote dat made the man to laff. U berra remember say ur mum dy hospital and na u go settle the bills.
Well, its good to be humble so I presume dat was the reason u wrote the lil amount.

How I wish u will comtinue updatin dis story witout a stop.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by ninja4life(m): 11:09pm On Dec 17, 2013
Wow nice story,missed a whole lots of updates finally thru.good work by kingspen

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by dammygoody(m): 11:46pm On Dec 17, 2013
I'm very sure you wrote less than a hundred thousand naira grin...welcome back Kingzpen..

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Hackerjay(m): 5:12am On Dec 18, 2013
Blank Cheque? I sweqe the man go regret if nah me ooo
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 6:47am On Dec 18, 2013
Wooooooow!
Adusco university.
I'm blushing right now.

Bt wait o,did you say Nancy in my university? She jus won a schorlarship, she shld see me in my orvince(office)

kingspen! U are jus too much
drop it as e dey HOT
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nancydearie(f): 10:06am On Dec 18, 2013
Adusco,u are not serious,u want to give me scholarship?Lol! Dnt worry i'll see u in ur office,shey dat one that is at ojualegba,i'll be there right away.*Winks* Kingz,waiting patiently for the next update.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Niyonice(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2013
Just can't get my mind off this story, u're truely talented@ kingzpen
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by treasuregr8(f): 12:20pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ermm, banji i hp say u no write wetin d man go use chase u out of his house ni. Kingzpen cum update o *make i go bring my mat* undecided
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by dhayor58(m): 12:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
treasuregr8: Ermm, banji i hp say u no write wetin d man go use chase u out of his house ni. Kingzpen cum update o *make i go bring my mat* undecided
mind if i join u?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by D9ty7(m): 1:00pm On Dec 18, 2013
Kingzpen, i'm so loving this story. Especially the humour.
Waiting impatiently for episode 60, which implies that i can't wait for the xmas question.
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by treasuregr8(f): 2:34pm On Dec 18, 2013
dhayor58: mind if i join u?
i dnt mind, bt..ermm...i no sure say my mat go contain d both of us. I can lie on d floor cheesy
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by dhayor58(m): 3:18pm On Dec 18, 2013
No wori, we go manage, *quickly goes home 2 bring anoda mat nd spread it beside ha* Hope dat solves it
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 3:33pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=Nancydearie]Adusco,u are not serious,u want to give me scholarship?Lol! Dnt worry i'll see u in ur office,shey dat one that is at ojualegba,i'll be there right away.*Winks*

make you see me unfailingly dis wk'nd so we can.......... You understand dt nw.
Moreover, our office is now @ idiaraba nt ojuelagba.lolz
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by adusco(m): 3:36pm On Dec 18, 2013
#teambanji#
wait oo, wot am i even saying..
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Flakkydagirl: 4:47pm On Dec 18, 2013
adusco: Wooooooow!
Adusco university.
I'm blushing right now.

Bt wait o,did you say Nancy in my university? She jus won a schorlarship, she shld see me in my orvince(office)

kingspen! U are jus too much
drop it as e dey HOT



see u in the office?
Really?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by merbenko: 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2013
Iam addicted on Naijaloaded because of you. I love to read your write up. I must confess you write better than late Festus Iyayi. grin grin grin
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nancydearie(f): 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=adusco][/quote] Hahahahhaha,i will try and come this sunday unfailingly.Lol!
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by treasuregr8(f): 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
dhayor58: No wori, we go manage, *quickly goes home 2 bring anoda mat nd spread it beside ha* Hope dat solves it
better smiley
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ooooooops, what a day!!!

Sorry Y'all Just Returned Home From Hustling...

I Just Don't Like Typing With My Phone Because Inspiration Won't Flow...

Please Accept My Apology...

Update Coming By 6:10 P.M.

Question Coming By 8:00 P.M.


Love Y'all...
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by DEllaluv(f): 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2013
Waitn
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nancydearie(f): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2013
ok
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by treasuregr8(f): 5:44pm On Dec 18, 2013
Still waiting
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Nancydearie(f): 6:14pm On Dec 18, 2013
It's after 6pm already,what's keeping u Kingz?
Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:16pm On Dec 18, 2013
EPISODE 60


Oh my God I should have reduced the money I wrote a little, I said to myself still gazing at vexed Samuel’s father.

“Why are you scared? Do you think I won’t give you the amount, if you wrote larger than what I thought you would?” Samuel’s father asked.

I nodded. “No sir.” I said with a fidgety voice. “That’s the amount I want Sir.”

He smiled. “Fifty thousand naira? Ok, that’s fine.” He said, then looked at Samuel, who sat on the chair concentrating on a movie played on the television. “Sam.”

“Yes dad.”

“Take Banji to the guest room to freshen up.”

“Ok dad.”

I smiled, looked at Samuel, who stood immediately bidding me to follow him. I carefully took my steps behind Samuel. As we walked on, my nose like a dog, detected where the kitchen was situated because of the dangerous aroma that puffed out of it. Even if I’m dreaming, I refuse to wake up until I taste out of this meal that is cooking in the kitchen, I almost said. Samuel opened a door, I entered, he entered also and locked the door.

“Wow!” I said, astonished. “Is this your dad’s room?”

Samuel chuckled. “No, Banji. This is just one out of our guest rooms.”

“One out of how many guest rooms?” I asked, laying emphasis on each word.

“Five.”

“Five guest rooms?”

“Yes Banji.” He said. “Please come off it. It’s nothing. Let me show you the bathroom.”

We don’t even have a house of our own, speak less of having a room set aside for guest, I wondered as I followed him to see the bathroom.

“This it.” He said, pointing to a gold plated door.

“Ok, thanks”

“I’m downstairs. Hurry so you can prepare for your tomorrow exam.” Samuel said with a wink as he exited the room.

I stared at the golden door for some seconds and wondered if truly it was the door to a bathroom. I gently pushed the door open, I entered and closed it gently not to damage it because even if I was sold, my price wouldn’t purchase the doorknob. I almost ran out of the bathroom when I heard a voice that said, ‘welcome to the Martin’s residence.’ I was damn scared. Whose voice was that and where did the sound come from? Those were the questions I couldn’t answer at that moment.

I acted like a man, I put off my singlet, my torn trouser and was set to bath; my pant was with Sheri, she owe me that. I’m not an ignoramus, I said out loud but the Martin’s shower proved me wrong again. I went under the shower and immediately heard a voice that said, ‘press your desired fluid on the control board.’ I scanned all around for the control board but it was no where to be found. I was already frustrated, I was about leaving the bathroom when I saw a faint electronic board on the wall, just beside the shower pole.

I sighed. “Hot, cold, soapy, abeg me no get time for all this menu of water.” I yelled as I irately pressed cold.

Almost immediately, cold water poured out of the shower, I checked around for soap but there was none, I hissed and scrubbed my body without it; Ignorance is a disease, there was soap in the shower, I just didn’t know I was to press soapy. I finished and wondered how I would turn off the shower, I stayed under it looking at the menu on the control board but there was nothing like off on the menu. I angrily walked away from the shower and it stopped immediately. I rushed out of the bathroom like a mad man, I felt I was watched from a screen and was rendered assistance when needed.

The experience I had in the bathroom could be compared with the one I had in the forest, so frustrating. I was surprised to see on the bed new clothing for me to wear. I hurriedly dried my body, creamed and put on the clothes. I looked so classy when I checked myself in the mirror; my silver gray Polo Ralph Lauren T-shirt cost a fortune, which I purposely tucked inside my sable chinos trouser to flaunt my Gucci belt. I stepped out looking gorgeous, the sound that was produced when the heel of my black moccasin kissed the ground gave me the confident to face the president.

I buried my left hand in my pocket as I walked to the sitting room. As I passed by, I heard the sound of plates clinging to each other, the sound came from the kitchen. Let me be of help to Mrs Martin, I said to myself as I gently walked into the kitchen.

What! A rapid hormonal change took place in my body system when I saw the backside of Mrs Martin. I stared at it for as long as fifteen seconds, I moved closer, she turned around.

“Good afternoon Sir.” She greeted.





TO BE CONTINUED...

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Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by KingzPen(m): 6:17pm On Dec 18, 2013
I was proof reading... Guess you won't like to see errors... wink
Nancydearie: It's after 6pm already,what's keeping u Kingz?

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