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Easy Way by kaaz(m): 11:24am On Jul 12, 2008
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the
students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!

Teacher: "What about you Peter? How would you say it?"

Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.

And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"

Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll
get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted!
Re: Easy Way by Abbygyal(f): 12:04pm On Jul 12, 2008
lmao
nice one
johnny get sense pass hin teacher sef.
Re: Easy Way by mohawkchic(f): 12:35pm On Jul 12, 2008
~Thats the coolest way to be excused ever!! cheesy
Re: Easy Way by Jeovy(m): 2:14pm On Jul 12, 2008
Mohawkchic,

you sound as if you ve been excused like that in the past
Re: Easy Way by tufe(m): 5:11pm On Jul 13, 2008
@jeovy

hehe . . . .u dey find trouble oh
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 5:14pm On Jul 13, 2008
@tufe what trouble she dey find ?
huh??
Re: Easy Way by tufe(m): 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2008
so jeovy don turn to woman wey u dey refer to am as she. na wah

dey learn to mind ur biz
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 5:33pm On Jul 13, 2008
Umm self dey yarn like woman true true , no vex , Mr Pro
Re: Easy Way by ituen(m): 11:09pm On Jul 13, 2008
nice one
Re: Easy Way by mohawkchic(f): 1:56am On Jul 14, 2008
~ grin hehe Jeovy No Comment Oooh . . . my lips are lipsrsealed


~I like me a straight talker thu wink
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 8:33am On Jul 14, 2008
good morning , good afternoon and good evening lol
Re: Easy Way by folly69(m): 8:53am On Jul 14, 2008
nice joke

@kay$ u just learn to dey greet?
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 8:57am On Jul 14, 2008
@folly or follow , i know ppl like will surely talk , **hiss** na monday morning be this ooo , you dey find trouble o
Re: Easy Way by Jeovy(m): 9:33am On Jul 14, 2008
so,is monday morning already.na wah
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 9:37am On Jul 14, 2008
nope na sunday evening hiss
Re: Easy Way by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Jul 14, 2008
good night everyone
Re: Easy Way by benjay1(m): 11:46am On Jul 14, 2008
@post LMAO grin shake hands indeed.
Re: Easy Way by Kays1(m): 12:28pm On Jul 14, 2008
shake hand with who nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww angry
Re: Easy Way by Lolabbey: 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2010
I shake nt

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