@tmamuda

I acted smart,walked like I know every where in computer village and faked a frown. I saw a show glass that enclosed q10,then I walked to the show glass and shouted,

"Na who dey here" then a short,scanty dressed man shouted back "na me ooo I dey come"
"How can this man be selling q10"I said to myself

"Chairman,wetin you wan buy?laptop or phone" he asked me

"So you dey even sell laptop"I said

"Yes oo"

"How much be your q10" I asked

"Na 60k"he replied,then I turned and started walking away,I knew he was going to call me back

"Chairman wait nawh,you no even negotiate you just dey waka like that"he shouted as I was already a few steps away from his slow glass,then I turned and walked back to his show glass

"Na 40k me get oo"I negotiated

"40k for q10,lai lai"he said angrily

"Oya how much last?"I asked

"Give me 55k last"

"Na 50k dey my hand oo"after negotiating for a while,he accepted 50k. He bought the q10 out and gave me to test it,I pressed and studied it for a while and came to the conclusion that there was nothing wrong with it

"Oya bring make I go help you package am"the man said,I recalled what happened to my friend and smiled. "Me na James the lagos boy" I said to myself

"No worry,just give me the receipt I no need any packaging" I countered,I noticed the look of disappointment on his face,I counted 50k and handed it over to him,thanks to Papa Chinedu.

I left computer village around 3:27pm and got home 5:30pm,blame it on the traffic. When I got home I was tired,I went to my room and slept off,I woke up around 3am and I was very hungry,I cooked noodles and relaxed on the couch in the parlour watching a series,I was so engrossed in what I was watching that I didn't know when the time flew,when I checked the wall clock I discovered it was already 5:23am. I didn't want my parents to know I'm already awake so I switched off the television and sneaked back to my room,I looked at my q10 and bold then smiled to myself "them don die for lere" I said to myself

Where are you guys nawh

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I woke up very early on saturday morning,the much anticipated jamb day was eventually here,I checked the wall clock in my room and discovered that the time was 4:30am,I picked up my phone and called Afeez immediately

"Hello Afeez"I greeted

"Chairman howfar nawh"

"How the package go be nawh"I asked

"Me go send am by 5am"he replied

"Abeg no disappoint me oo"

"No wahala,you be my guy nawh"

"Ok,me go dey expect am"I said and ended the call,the 5k I paid him must not go to waste,I must pass this jamb by any means,I couldn't wait to be a unilag boy not knowing I was only hoping. I took my bath and called some other of my friends who were also writing jamb to know if they've gotten their package but none of them had gotten any package. When I saw a message alert on my phone,I almost jumped up not knowing the sender was airtel,
"E no go better for una papa"I cursed angrily, about a minute later I got another alert and I reluctantly checked the sender and it was afeez,I was so excited,I opened the inbox and it was jamb answer,I started writing the content of the inbox on my new white handkerchief,I wrote it with pencil so as not to make it visible. My mind was now at peace,when I checked the wall clock again it wal already 5:25,I decided to take a short nap.

My mom came to wake me up,when I checked the time it was already 8am,'shiii' I muttered to myself,I didn't even bother greeting my mom,I took my pencil,eraser and sharpener and kept it in my pocket,then I folded my white handkerchief and kept it at my back pocket. I zoomed out of the house,I got to my center which was ilaro grammar school around 8:50am,then I saw a long queue of people at the gate waiting for them to be thumb printed,"I have to find a way out of this,I have no time for this shii. Well,I'm james the lagos boy",I walked to the front of the queue and lied to a boy who was hefty that I've thumb printed before but it was giving an error message and the man told me to go clean my hands and come back to the front of the queue,he didn't say anything and just allowed me to stay in the front,I got thumb printed at exactly 9:17am,by this time the exam had started,when I entered the school compound I was searched thoroughly and they found nothing on me I walked to my exam hall majestically,the woman at my hall asked for my exam number as I stepped in,when I told her she gave me a question and answer sheet,I spread my handkerchief wide on my table as I got to my seat number. I shaded it all and by 10am I was already through,I looked around and saw people begging the woman in charge to let them bring out their phone, 'who cares'.

I took a nap in my exam hall and no one bothered to wake me up,I woke up around 12:O1pm and when I looked around I still saw some people cracking their fragile brain,in the next 30 minutes the invigilator started collecting all the answer sheet. immediately I collected mine I went outside without engaging in any conversation with anyone. I got home 1:45pm,went to my room and slept off.

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6

I woke up the next day feeling relaxed and fulfilled,jamb was finally off my agenda. I stood up excitedly and thought about the events of saturday,how everything went so smooth. I kept on smiling till I got to the sitting room where I saw my dad.

"Good morning sir"I greeted

"How are you"he asked

"I'm doing great sir"I replied

"How was yesterday's exam?"

"It was ok sir"

"Are you sure,cos that was what you also said last year"he fired

"We just have to wait till saturday"I said confidently

"You can't stay in this house for 1 more year,if anything happens you are going to a private university. Get that into your skull"he said and I muttered to myself "no be only private university". I didn't like private university for anything. I believed that their freedom was limited and that it's a school for 'bolos'. How can 'James the lagos boy go to such a school' just the thought makes me feel weak. My thoughts were interrupted by my pman when he said,

"Go wash the car for me"

"Ok sir"I said and sprinted out to avoid further lectures,I washed the car for about 30minutes,when I entered the house and checked the wall clock I saw that the time was 8:02am. I've decided to go to church that very sunday to go and make offering and pray to God to make me pass my jamb,I took my bath and ate. When it was 9am,all the Abolore's were ready for church except for me,I promised them that I was coming and they all left in my pman's car,I prefer walking than following all of them. As I was preparing to go out,my phone rang and it was my love 'Funmi'

"Hello love"I greeted

"I'm good,you"

"I wasn't doing well a while ago but now that I've heard your voice,I'm great"

"How was your yesterday's exam"she asked

"It was great,yours"

"We thank God"we kept on chatting till she got tired,she promised to call me the next day cos it was when we planned to meet again,I checked my wristwatch and it was already 9:30am,she called me for like 20minutes I wasn't surprised,that's the duration of time she usually call for. I picked up my two phones,looked at myself in the mirror and complimented myself.

On my way to church,I knew almost everyone I saw on the road. I greeted some,talked with some and pretended I didn't see some. I got to church at exactly 10:32am. I sat down and started pinging with my bold 5,the subscription for the q10 is 3,500 naira,so I only use it to brag. When it was time for offering I dropped 500naira and prayed fervently. After service I saw a damsel,she's fair,a little chubby she has large boobs,with long artificial hair that fell beautifully on her shoulders, she was average heighted,
She wore a blue gown that reached her knee and hugged her perfectly. I decided to walk up to her,when I got close enough to her I said,

"Hi"

"Hi" she replied reluctantly

"You new here?"

"Kinda" she replied,I noticed she wasn't comfortable with me around,I had to do something to change the atmosphere

"Kinda?well,I'm James. Can I know your name?"

"No,why do you want to know my name"

"I wanna know you better"

"Why do you want to?"she asked a jamb question

"Well,we are practically church members. Let's just say I love knowing my church members better" this particular word got to her

"My name Is Kemi"

"Wow,that's my sister's name. What a nice name"I lied

"Thank you"she said with a smile

"I'm actually in a hurry right now,and I'd love to continue this talk. Can i have your digit?"

"Not yet,maybe next time"she said with a smile,her accent was out of this world,I could bet she just got to Nigeria. Her skin was so fresh,I didn't wanna lose this new catch by insisting that she should give me her number.

"Well,since you said it so politely. I don't have a p with that. I'd see you later,I have to run"I replied

"Aii,no qualms"

"Nice meeting you"

"My pleasure"she replied and I offered her a shake which she gladly accepted

I got home around 2pm,I ate and watched tv till phcn did what they were good at,they took the light around 7pm and I pinged and browsed till I slept off.

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I was sitting on the two seater couch in my sitting-room watching a program on mnet when my phone rang,I was so sure that funmi was the caller,so I picked it without checked the caller's I'd.

"Hello love"Funmi greeted

"I'm great,how was your night?"

"It was fine,yours?"

"I had a sleepless night,all I could think about was you"

"Awwww,that's so cute"

"So where are you?"

"I should be at lere in the next 30minutes"

"Can't wait to see you"

"Me too,I have to go now"

"Aii later"I said

Immediately she ended the call,I looked around the living room making sure nothing was out of place. I have arranged the living room earlier and was only expecting my love 'Funmi'. I checked the wall clock and the time was 12:35pm and I made a mental calculation,she should be at lere by 1:10pm. When she was almost at Lere's Garage she called me to come pick her and I hurriedly left my house after locking it,I took a bike to garage and saw her instantly,I walked up to her and we hugged each other. We got to my house 1:32pm and I asked for what I should offer her and she told me bottle water was ok,after I offered her a bottle water,we both sat on a two seater couch and watched a program for a while before I suddenly drew her close to my and kissed her,she kissed me back and I started caressing her bossom,to cut the story short we had sex again. After the sex,I checked the time and it was already 4pm and I knew by brother was going to be back anytime,my sister has gone back to school. I told her that we should take a stroll not wanting to sound rude by telling her to go home,we chatted while strolling; she told me abot her family,ex boyfriend and other things. I saw her off to where she was going to board a cab to ikeja and we said goodbye to each other.

When I got home after escorting Funmi,I stayed at home till my mom came back so as not to leave only my brother at home alone,she came back around 7pm and I headed out telling my mom I was coming,I went to Emeka's area not having the intention to branch at his house even tho I was going to pass the front of his house,as I was about to pass the front of his house,I heard my name.

"James"Emeka called me and I did as if I didn't hear anything,but he continued calling me

"Emeka,howfar wetin happy"I barked

"We dey do one party for backyard,me just want invite you" he said

"Oyah make we dey go"I said, not knowing that I was going to enter wahala

Yarn d wahala he enter

7

Backyard was the code name of Goodwill hotel which was near Emeka's house,it was where we usually go to swim and 'shaye'. When me and Emeka got there it was already 7:30pm,I made a mental note to leave by 8pm.

"Who hammer nawh"I asked Emeka

"Na Aloma oo,e be like say him maga don pay"he replied

Me and Emeka went to seat where Aloma and his guys were seated,Aloma was a little older than us,he was about 21 years old and he's a Y'boy he doesn't even stay around at all,he just came back from malaysia recently.

"Aloma baba"I greeted

"JAmes my boy,how far you nawh"

"I dey oo,na your face we dey look oo"

"Order anything you want"he said,I called the barman in the hotel and when he reached where we were,I told him to give me a vodka and emeka ordered for 3 vodkas. "What a greedy bastard"I muttered to myself

When I was through with my vodka,I stood up and told Aloma I wanted to be on my way but he declined and said I couldn't leave until I drank another bottle of vodka,I reluctantly accepted his offer,when I was through with the second bottle of vodka he offered me a cup of hennesy and I drank it again. When I checked my wristwatch I couldn't see vividly,my eyes were shaky and nothing seemed clear to me but I still knew what I was doing,as I stood up and wanted to be on my way home,I noticed Aloma and his guys jumping up from their seats hastily and were all running in different directions,I thought it was the impact of the alcohol,then I saw some men in black uniform chasing after them,then 1 of them shouted at me,"hey you,kneel down"by this time I've realised that they were policemen,I tried to run but a police suddenly same out from no where and gave me a deafening slap,my eyes suddenly became firm and they took me into their van where there were some guys from Aloma group who were also caught,I started having crazy thoughts,then the van stopped suddenly, one of the policemen came to meet us and asked for how much we had,its surprising how Aloma was no where to be found. A guy gave the policeman 4k,while some gave him 3k. It remained only me,when I checked my wallet I have only 500naira. Then an idea came to me,I gave the policeman the 500naira and my wristwatch and he smiled mischievously before he released me.I looked around the environment and noticed I was at peju,It wasn't that far from my house so I started trekking.

As I was trekking,I thought about my designer wristwatch,the wristwatch was sent to me by my uncle in UK. The wristwatch should be around 10k. Well,my life was more important,I could now see the gate to my compound from where I was.I entered the compound and walked to my apartment and knocked.

"Who's that"my pman shouted and I quickly checked the time on my phone,the time was 11:16pm

Gengen another wahala

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But na lie go sure pass oo

I was startled but I found the courage to say,
"Its me sir"

"Go back to wherever you were coming from"he shouted then I knocked once more "are you deaf do you think I'm joking"he shouted angrily and without thinking I went out of the compound. The time was already 11:30,my network was down due to low battery I couldn't call anyone,the only thing my phone was useful for was to check time with it,I left home with only 1 of my phone and I knew nowhere to go,I could have stayed in the compound till the next morning but my pride wouldn't allow it. I was practically the only person walking on the street walking aimlessly,then an idea came to me. I remembered Segun told me that his mom was to travel on saturday,and he's practically the only one at home,I trekked to his house with a mischievous smile on my lip. I knocked the gate that leads to his compound,after the fifth knock the gateman peeped through a small opening on the gate and said,

"Wetin you dey look for by this time"

"Na Segun talk say make I come nawh,shey he no tell you ni?"I lied

"Wait make I go ask am"he said and closed the small opening on the gate,minutes later he came to open the gate for me.

"Shey I no tell you? Mtcheeew"I asked then hiSsed,he looked at me with a scowl on his face. Well,who cares.

I entered the main sitting room and saw Segun playing his ps3

"What's up dude"he greeted

"Nothing much,just wanna spend the night over here hope you don't mind"I replied

"Make yourself comfortable man"

"Thanks buddy"I said

"By the way,did your dad just allow you to come spend the night at my place or what?"He asked,then I narrated my ordeal to him,after laughing a little he said,

"Well,it's your qualms. I've warned you that being around Emeka can't lead to anything good"

"It was just a mistake,that reminds me,where's your bb charger?"I asked

"It's over there"he said pointing to an extension,I plugged in my phone instantly. We started playing game then my phone rang,the caller's I'd displayed 'mom',as I picked up the call,she said,

"Where are you?"

"I'm in somewhere safe"I replied

"That's good to know,hope you are fine"

"Sure ma"

"Come home first thing tomorrow morning"she said and hung up,I was surprised that she wasn't even that worried,maybe she finally gets that I'm matured enough to take care of myself. After playing game for sometime,we both slept off right in the parlour without even switching off the television. When I woke up,I checked the wall clock in the sitting room and saw that the time was 9am,"shiii"I muttered to myself,I unplugged my phone which I have charged for like 9 hours,I saw 8 missed calls. When I checked the callers,it was my mom and dad. Then I called back my mom

"Hello,where are you?"she said rather calmly

"I'm on my way home"

"Alright,be fast"

"Ok ma"I said before ending the call,then I woke Segun who was still sleeping soundly and told him I was already going and he nodded. When I got to the compound's gate,the gateman was still sleeping snoring loudly then I banged the door to his room ferociously and he yelled,"I dey come"
When he finally came out and saw it was me that was knocking,he became angry and screamed,

"You wan spoil my door?" I wasn't in the mood to answer his stupid question

"Would you open the gate already?"I screamed back and he opened it reluctantly

When I got to my compound,I saw my dad's car.

NOT AGAIN

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I tire oo

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I knocked the door to my apartment,after a while,my mom opened the door I saw a visitor with my dad in the parlour,I noticed something was wrong,it was in the atmosphere.

"Good morning sir"I greeted my dad after greeting my mom

"Good morning"he replied and continued his conversation with the visitor. That was strange,I was expecting tons of questions,I made my way to my room and started thinking of what could be wrong but I couldn't come up with anything. It could be nothing,maybe I was just overreacting.

"James"my dad called from the parlour,I grumbled and went the parlour reluctantly. When I got to the parlour he said,"there's something I want to talk to you about when I come back,right now I got to go to work" I searched through his eyes but nothing came up still,'damn this man is so hard to read' I thought to myself. Then him and my mum made for the door after my mom told me to take care. When they went out.

I was still deep in thought when I heard a sharp knock on the door

"Who's that"I shouted

"Na me Emeka"he shouted back,"this bastard sure does have some guts for him to come knock on my door"I said to myself

When I opened the door,I saw chinedu with him

"Howfar you wan go board"chinedu said,the sight of Emeka made me mad,I felt like breaking bottle on his head but I controlled myself.

"Make una dey go your papa house I no dey mood"I said as calmly as I could and I noticed a smile on Emeka lip

"Shey you enjoy yesterday,sheyb you dey claim James the lagos boy why them police catch you"Emeka teased when my frustration was at its peak,I didn't bother replying him and I punched him on his left cheek and he groaned then retaliated with a punch on my stomach,I threw another punch to the direction of his face and he dodged it skillfully then hit me with his knee on my stomach and I bent down a little in order to hold my stomach,this rendered me vulnerable,and he gave me a devastating uppercut,my head rolled and I staggered backward into my parlour,Chinedu seemed to be enjoying the show and didn't bother to interfere,I saw a belt on the floor and picked it then Emeka charged towards me without thinking and I flinged the iron part of the belt towards his direction and it did a damage to his head and he started bleeding immediately and he held the part of his head that was bleeding,I saw this as an opportunity and charged towards him and gave him an heavy punch on his eye,he staggered backwards and I directed a kick to his balls "how do you like me now" I shouted at him,he was rolling on the floor in pain screaming"arggghh". I was momentarily distracted by the ringtone of my phone and I turned my back to my opponent then Emeka's leg swept out in a wide graceful art,connecting with my ankle from behind,I found myself flat on my back sucking in deep breaths and this made me angrier and as he tried his best to stand up I bit his leg through his trousers and he screamed,"yeeeeh" and i stood up instantly and raked him to the floor then sat on his stomach and bombarded his face with punch till Chinedu held me,I've even forgotten he was there. When I stood up I realised the damage I've made to his handsome face,it was all swollen

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7

"You wan kill am?"Chinedu shouted

"Dude,are you blind wasn't it obvious?"I replied,I could see the anger on his face as he made to go help Emeka stand on his feet,after he got on his feet while leaning on Chinedu for support he managed to say
In a weak

"I go treat your Bleep up I swear"

"You better get your ass outta here before I decide to give you more beating"I said

The fact that I won the fight was surprising,Emeka was way taller than me,older and more well built,he also goes to training for boxing lessons,I have heard that he was a member of the dreaded Aiye cultist and his senior brother was their number 2 in otta. I've also heard of different stories of what the dreaded and dangerous cultist members did to people who hurt their member. Then I remembered a case in which a guy slapped an aiye member and the next morning,no one knew his where-about until a week after,his dead body was found in a river. Then I started taking Emeka threat seriously and I couldn't deny that I was scared.
Then I remembered that someone had called my phone earlier,when I picked up my phone I saw 2 missed calls and the caller was Segun. Then I heard a soft knock on my door I didn't know when I hid under my bed,my thought was that Emeka and his Aiye members were already here,then I mustered the courage to speak up,

"Who's there"I shouted,still under my bed

"Dude,its me Segun"Segun said,I drew in deep breath and I came out of my hiding place,when I opened the door Segun rushed and I made sure I locked the door to avoid the unimaginable

"Dude,you really need to see Emeka,the guy is disfigured beyond recognition,do you have any idea of what happened to him?"Segun inquired and before I could reply,he continued,"by the way,what happened to your mouth?"He required further

"I was the one responsible for disfiguring Emeka beyond recognition and he retaliated by giving me a deadly uppercut that left a sign in my mouth region"I narrated and Segun was awed

"He had it coming,man you are one cray tough guy. I never thought you would be able to defeat him in hundred years"he said

"It is because of his height and size?well,looks do deceive"I said

"That's true nigga"segun replied me,I couldn't help but notice that Segun was really happy. His hatred for Emeka knew no bounds. I didn't know why he hated Emeka so much and I didn't care,Emeka was my good friend until recently. Then I checked the time it was almost 2pm.

"Let's take a stroll man"segun brought up an idea and I almost gave in to the idea then I remembered the Aiye boys and I pushed the idea away

"No,I'm tired"

"Aii,I'd see you later"

"No p"I said and I watched how his figure disappeared behind the exit door,then I slept off till I heard another knock on the door,but this time around it was kayode my brother,then I started pinging till around 7pm. I was expecting my dad,I couldn't wait for him to speak out what he wanted to tell me,my mom came back around 7:25pm and my dad came back 9:04pm,he ate and showered before he called me

"James,you are going to..."

And so the real story begins

Yes, it starts now...
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