Yemlizzy: Guys rarely lie and even when they do its sounds so silly that you both both laugh over it!dont know about other ladies and their experiences with guys o.

thank u! We guys don't lie..we r like angels

She said she wasnt aware dat i likd ha,so she decidd 2 gt a bf...i was like wtf?? U mean 4 d past 2yrs dat we wer close frndz....u neva understood d words i spoke 2 u....so u dnt no wot ''i love u'' means

booqee:

I believe the guy jor! Ko mo

iamdutch: I believe the guy jor! Ko mo

if i hear!

What if you're dating a girl who doesn't pick her calls whenever she is with another man, what will u do?.

During ma service year I boarded a bus 4rm ekiti 2 Lag n I met 2 gals in d bus, we hailed tho n I found out they were students of Ado ekiti uni. Half way into d journey I strtd eavesdropping n d fflwn ensued
Girl A: I'm tired of scul jare
Girl B: I can't wait 2 leave diz state, its boring
2 cut d long stry shrt
Girl A: my fada z wicked o!
Girl B: aww, y wuld you say dat?
Girl A: culd you imagine he bought 20 plots of land in banana island as a bday gift 4 me buh he has refused 2 gv it 2 me cuz I'm stil in scul...
I felt cold cuz of diz lie, my heart raced fasta. Al dat was in ma head was turn bck n say "Gal yu de throway, kposa 4 you"

smartg :
What if you're dating a girl who doesn't pick her calls whenever she is with another man, what will u do?.

quit

smartg :
What if you're dating a girl who doesn't pick her calls whenever she is with another man, what will u do?.

dump her like hot dodo

icebebe: d ones wey GUYS don tell me reach to commit suicide

nahin u neva die? Infact dis is d funniest lie a lady has eva tld me. Oniro oshi

There was this sttttupid girl named Shola that told me that she once pushed white powder to Kuwait . I was struck by the lightning of lie that I couldn't say a thing . She even went as far as telling me she's among those actors/actress caucus , she had to wait for some months before another Job comes in . She is a very pretty girl but that was the last time I talked to her , the Lie got me so scared that I had to quickly excuse myself and what got me so angry was that she's a hundred level student and Imagine ooo this Oloshi girl dey use tecno despite all her pushings .

Let me b d only quy dt wuld say d truth openly cuz if ah dnt, i'll b comitinq anoda LIE-RY. . .uhmn i actualy tld dis pwety chick ah met on fb dt ah was livinq in a room wif ma family in laq(ikd)...oh ma lawd, she was so scared dt she stoped callinq me like seriously qurls wuld tell u Money z nt everytin buh if u teh dem say ma dad makes 50k per month,Oqa nah low key u dey oh...well, back 2 d matter.She was disappointd in me when ah tld her 2 visit me n she found out dt i was livinq in a duplex (ma papa house) she was nw sayinq ''must u tell a lie 2 knw if a girl likes u'' ....abeq @peeps was i wronq wif wuh ah did

guys u can't imagine,I met this girl in a bar,liked her and started chatting her up.the lie that tripped me was that I asked her where she was schooling.she told me she was running a computer programme. then I asked her the course she was doing, I was shocked to my marrow when she said it was biochemistry. oboy I pretended as if I didn't heard her. I repeated the question again and she repeated same answer.I had to excuse myself ASAP.

I just dey observe,so ladies lie more than men

He said he was in UNEC studying law. Recently b4 the strike he called and i asked where he was and he said Awka, so i asked what he was doing there. He said schooling now. He sounded like my question was actually stupid. I was like, schooling kwa? Thought you told me not too long ago dat u were rounding up your project at UNEC. I just started laughing. Is it that he ld lie and forget or what? The guy is still in 1st yr theatre art, unizik. From what i later found out, all ds while he was claiming UNEC, he was actually writing jamb, smh

He said he was in babcock uni studying accounting,final year 4 dat mata,i blieved im nt until i saw im in my jamb centre!!eva since den,d guy no fit face me again..smh

Mine was dat i was calling this guy on valentine's day, he wasnt picking frm morning till evening,he later called back and said he was writing exams in UJ, i was like but i have a frnd there and d skul has not started writing any exams, he then said it was a test he was writing, dat in the university, EXAM and TEST mean the same tin. Can u imagine,then i was in sec sch. 3yrs later i met same guy in NSUK i was in 200l and he just got admision. He couldnt face me any longer. Guys with lies

vizkiz: Let me b d only quy dt wuld say d truth openly cuz if ah dnt, i'll b comitinq anoda LIE-RY. . .uhmn i actualy tld dis pwety chick ah met on fb dt ah was livinq in a room wif ma family in laq(ikd)...oh ma lawd, she was so scared dt she stoped callinq me like seriously qurls wuld tell u Money z nt everytin buh if u teh dem say ma dad makes 50k per month,Oqa nah low key u dey oh...well, back 2 d matter.She was disappointd in me when ah tld her 2 visit me n she found out dt i was livinq in a duplex (ma papa house) she was nw sayinq ''must u tell a lie 2 knw if a girl likes u'' ....abeq @peeps was i wronq wif wuh ah did

Peeps, just right there^^^^ is anoda fat lie

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Al dis learners lies sef... I g.f don eva lie 4 me my white boxer turn brown... My sister give lie lie testimony 4 church, my p.man get high b.p instantly

The guy's glo number might have been on roaming & ran out of credit when you called him. That because he gets charged as well for receiving calls while the line is on roaming on a foreign network. Capische??

Penssuwa: Mine told me on phone that she was offered admission in one state university and that she was in the hostel. I almost fell 4 that b4 her junior brother shouted frm the background "na lie ooo". She switched off the phone immediately.

Lol, dat boi na real amebo. If na me, i go jst dey beat am.

booqee: the most recent lie i've been told anyway: some weeks ago met dis cute young dude in a bus. I was on my khaki visiting a friend in a town very very far away from my ppa, he paid for my tfare and started chatting with me, he told me he's also a corper like me serving in abuja and finished from unilag, dat he only came home for something. He was even like he's a corper doctor..he went as far as telling me he was paid handsomely. (yeah i know docs are paid well but puleazze why all the blabbing?! i knew something was wrong), jeez he was just gushing out. As fate will have it, i saw him in the town i'm actually serving. Dat very day i saw him chatting with a lady in my church. Later i asked the lady bout the guy, she said he's her classmate in auchi poly here, studying business admin or something, and in first year! I almost fainted.

Sharp guy, medicine 2 bus admin.

Ladies dnt tell such silly lies to me cox de kn am hrd to convince ‘bout dia mischevious lies

Waspy: Peeps, just right there^^^^ is anoda fat lie

cuz nah 1room u n family dey stay mean say me sef must b like dt Come on son, stop beefinq

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

looool

wiilly02: She said she wasnt aware dat i likd ha,so she decidd 2 gt a bf...i was like wtf?? U mean 4 d past 2yrs dat we wer close frndz....u neva understood d words i spoke 2 u....so u dnt no wot ''i love u'' means

I love you and I like you mean two different things. People respond to them differently; context is also important. It's also a turnoff when some guys are too quick to say "I love you" too soon. Another possibility: you were friend-zoned and didn't know. Or you weren't clear enough with your intentions and thought you were.

Mie and dis babe been dey talk on phn......i wonder whr she get ma no frm buh whn i ask her sha she tel mie say she get am tru a frnd.....whc frnd til date she no tell mie....anyways, one day we dey talk on phn as usual she con ask mie say wch type of phn i dey use i tel her say na Iphone 3310 ....i con ask her wch one she dey use she say na blackbery 3310......i been wan burst laugh buh i jst lock up.......

omo see girls can lie ,