[size=25pt] I dunno o,all my friends are saints. [/size]

Monstertrucks: [size=25pt] I dunno o,all my friends are saints. [/size]

if i hear ""YIMU""

D funniest lie,ve eva hrd is wen ma cousin tld d parasite of a gf,dat he is living d country 2 do his masters in uk. Jst 2 brk up wit her.afta a mnth,d same gal saw me nd askd me if i do hear 4rm ogonna, i tld her innocently dat he has bin at home 4 d past 3mnths."nt knowin dat i don spoil show him". Wen i tld him wat happend btw i nd d gal.he nearly killd me. Bt lata lata sha,he travelld 2 uk 4 his masters.dis happend 2yrs ago,bt he left 4 uk dis yr.its so funi.i do tease him wit it.

iamdutch: thank u! We guys don't lie..we r like angels

Lol so you comparing yourself to an angel.....i see

Yield:
I love you and I like you mean two different things. People respond to them differently; context is also important. It's also a turnoff when some guys are too quick to say "I love you" too soon. Another possibility: you were friend-zoned and didn't know. Or you weren't clear enough with your intentions and thought you were.

no,u got it al wrong! Dis gal am talkin about told me she loved me,we were kindof datin(tho it wasnt official)

He forgot two condoms in his pockets,got to his house ,whilst I was teasing him,I saw it and he lied that his mum gave them to him,a grown ass. man,yeah of course the mum is a nurse...he felt so uneasy...and the lie was so slowly put together.

sopoundz: During ma service year I boarded a bus 4rm ekiti 2 Lag n I met 2 gals in d bus, we hailed tho n I found out they were students of Ado ekiti uni. Half way into d journey I strtd eavesdropping n d fflwn ensued
Girl A: I'm tired of scul jare
Girl B: I can't wait 2 leave diz state, its boring
2 cut d long stry shrt
Girl A: my fada z wicked o!
Girl B: aww, y wuld you say dat?
Girl A: culd you imagine he bought 20 plots of land in banana island as a bday gift 4 me buh he has refused 2 gv it 2 me cuz I'm stil in scul...
I felt cold cuz of diz lie, my heart raced fasta. Al dat was in ma head was turn bck n say "Gal yu de throway, kposa 4 you"

hahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaa.



Brotherly,you no go kill person

i hate to hear a girl say she love me! cos ive been through hell trying to be there best but girls are so wicked and nothing is enough for them, no matter how good the guy is, but y is it that the girls after leaving there man for another man, they will later come back and start looking for a way to make ammends! Girls re the mistake we have on earth!

jayblinx: hahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahaa.



Brotherly,you no go kill person

hahahaaha mehnn boss dat day I 4 embarrass myself, I just de hold d laff

Obi Okpor: Ladies dnt tell such silly lies to me cox de kn am hrd to convince ‘bout dia mischevious lies

A lie remains the truth until the person is caught.

The funniest lie av ever heard is.. she's om from the UK cos her school is on strike .. *holdslaff* I was gazed & I told her to come again ... big S/O to the babe tho..

I wz talkin to dis gal hu wz invitin me to her church to join d choir, I den told her; maMa d problem wey I get wif ur chrch choir b say dem get too many uniforms nd I dnt lyk dat just fo her to say na true oh, hmn! I don tire fo ol dix dia uniform oh, if I calc how much I don spend fo uniform ehn, hmmn! E don reach 700 000k oh, mehn com see as evrybody wiz fo dt place cos of laughter, I laughed till I slpt dt nyt nd esp cos she jes hlpi her mum at d shoP dey sell petty things

I have not read any expensive lies here so far

Had a frnd in uni diz guy lied so much dat we strtd kalln him LYNUS ama try 2 summarise d lies I culd rmba. He was my roommate so no day passed without a bombshell.. The 1st was wen he said an Eagle wing culd reach a length of 25ft @ its maximum, I didn't bother 2 argue cuz I was hungry dat day buh oda peeps took it up dat day. Subsequently he strtd lying without remorse. He told us his sis had 2 gigantic supermrkt in abuja n she imported 2 40ft containers of goods so they went 2 d wharf wiv deir Audi A6 2 pack d whole goods n I was liked "broda hw possible is dat? 2 40ft container insyd Audi A6 boot? Na wa o!" N he was like "Ah! Brotherly me say surprise o! My sis arrange am in such a way wey d boot close" d whole room erupted wiv laffz of diff sounds tears running dwn our eyes.. To be continued. Loool

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ogeoflyf: I complained to him that he is never around and always unreachable, and the brother told me that it cos he jst got a new job and so it takes most of his time ..the Bros didn't know that I found out he was following a married woman in my department . I was like aaah!! brotherly!!
Chai.

but the brother is not lieing now, the married woman is the new job that's not giving him time.
the coded truth.

the worst iv heard is '' i forgot my autograph@home.

mtcheeewwwwww

hahahaha, i don laff use my head hit wall

i am yet 2 lie to any girl & neither have i been lied to by any girl!!!!! lobatan!!####

iamdutch: lmao...busted! That Guy's not sharp at all

he would be a boy not a guy. Lol

There is one lie girls like telling me and that is, anytime I ask them of how many boys they have gone out with:

Komek: hw many boys u don date as in wey done sleep with u?

Girls: its just u and my first boy friend that deflowered me...

Komek: smiles

Girls: why are u smilling?

Komek: cos I have always known u are a good girl

Girls: thank u.

Komek: (for my mind) useless pple.

komek: There is one lie girls like telling me and that is, anytime I ask them of how many boys they have gone out with:

Komek: hw many boys u don date as in wey done sleep with u?

Girls: its just u and my first boy friend that deflowered me...

Komek: smiles

Girls: why are u smilling?

Komek: cos I have always known u are a good girl

Girls: thank u.

Komek: (for my mind) useless pple.

lol.... See person

komek: There is one lie girls like telling me and that is, anytime I ask them of how many boys they have gone out with:

Komek: hw many boys u don date as in wey done sleep with u?

Girls: its just u and my first boy friend that deflowered me...

Komek: smiles

Girls: why are u smilling?

Komek: cos I have always known u are a good girl

Girls: thank u.

Komek: (for my mind) useless pple.

lol.... See person

nor be small lie oooo, i don tire

Jerrygotswagg: ladies do lie everyday, but the worst and funny lie a lady ever told me was when she told me she lost her father and mother in a car accident , until after 2 months i was told her mom and dad are still alive, how can a girl just say her mom and dad where dead ..BALU

dis is not really funny.. Just a Bullshit!!

Jerrygotswagg: ladies do lie everyday, but the worst and funny lie a lady ever told me was when she told me she lost her father and mother in a car accident , until after 2 months i was told her mom and dad are still alive, how can a girl just say her mom and dad where dead ..BALU

dis is not really funny.. Just a Bullshit!!

richgang:
Good morning nairalanders, this topic struck me < when i saw a girl last week and collected her number , i do call her every day, yesterday morning i called her and she was like i am at the dining table eating , do you care to join me , i said yes, the next morning i went to her house, and she ask me to come in, when i got inside the house i was wondering if this was her house , until i saw her pics with dad and mom, but what was really going on in my head was , where is the DINING table she told me about yesterday ,there was no center table talk less of a dinner table .......I also remember few months back about a girl i was asking out told me she was a 300 level student of Benson Idahosa Private University, until i was driving to buy fuel i decided to buy recharge card , behold it was this same girl who told me she was in Benson Idahosa Private University that was selling the recharge card..........So many funny lies girls tell, ......i know the ladies will also say guys tell ridiculous too ............nairalanders lets hear your own story of some funny and ridiculous lies you ever heard from a guy or a lady

hmmm! As per d first grl maybe she eating in a neighbours house lol! And for d benson Idahosah grl perhaps she is on her IT selling Airtime lol!

See how lies is rolling on this thread, naija gals sha.