Moyola:

wt gives u d impression that u handsum?!

he never said he's hansum, he was asking if you think he's ugly, and i think u shld just tell him the truth, cos i suspect he's been lied to all his life by his and he does not have a mirror, so feel free, tell the guy

i don't think the guy is ugly, poster, emabinuu

segzi cres:

@moyola (1 ) senatorjd (0)

is dat d scores?. . . . . dont b partial o


@ smoooooooooth
I was refering to Senator jd

okay moyola (1.5) senatorjd (0) no cheatin.

@moyola haba what did i do wrong
@segzi so na 0 na in i get?how sad

Why all dis intrest in a profile pic eh    . . . .why not face d Topic at hand . . .^HABA!

country people make we try tobe truthful to the boi na
wen a girl says no lets just be friends its a polite way of sayin i no gbadun ya coconut head
lol he sounds like one of those guys i heard of from the annoying pick up lines thread who meet a girl for the first time and tell her i luv you

richo:

when a girl says no lets just be friends its a polite way of sayin i no gbadun ya coconut head

una no see say in don tasi d boy o (coconut head)
if na me una go talk
kai in no good

lol

wayo!! abeg i no talk anythin oh. na slip of keyboard
wetin de sef? me ma i get coconut head but no be oblong coconut  

who tasi d boy. ehn, where im dey. @senatorjd u no defend urself now.

haha  
all of u take tym o

@moyola
will you volunteer to give the poor boy some toasting tips

@moyola guy give senatorjd another punch line na.

sry bro but u were kinda impatient and that really wat happened, she just might be getting fund of u a little bit but u could just have taken it slow and it could have gotten u to the right spot, better luck nxt tyme aiight

segzi cres:

@beauticious. u knw wht i mean. spark.

Obviously,yhu dnt even knw watcha mean. . .so

PS: spell ma name correctly!!

richo:

@moyola
will you volunteer to give the poor boy some toasting tips

toastin tips!! which kin toastin?
u mean he doznt knw hw 2 toast bread!

buh u fit help him, hez a dude lyk u  

@ Segi cres
u fit help me?

@beautious are u serious!!! im suprised i dint know you were this brilliant.

segzi cres:

@moyola guy give senatorjd another punch line na.

be careful segzi no start war for here o

beauteous teach u how to spell name u still no sabi kai how sad
@richo slip of keyboard indeed coconut head

@senatorjd nice punch line. do it again n i will let it loose.

@beauteous. ahh!,, at last i got ur name. but tell me where did u get the name?

@moyola u can try dis line 'ur mama's so dum dat she sits on d t.v. and watches d couch' try it and see.

@ poster

If a lady will give you greenlight later, you'll often hear lets be friends initially.  
if nothing for you, you'll often hear sorry am not interested, or ive got a boyfriend.  that means she no dig you one bit.


_{Chei! all my records have been deleted cos i got banned cos of sistawoman.  Sistawoman No vex ehn!}

segzi cres:

@moyola u can try this line 'your mama's so dum that she sits on d t.v. and watches d couch' try it and see.

u alryt @ all?

can't u say it to him?

n aint doin such, wetin d guy do me. . . . . . .

besides aint cuzin sumonez momma

sho tii gbo!!!

@moyola u no get d liver jor.

haha

were ni eh joh 

y shuld i b 8in on sum that has not in enyway offended me?

segzi cres:

@moyola u no get d liver jor.

iwo gan o lenu nbe!!

Moyola:

toastin tips!! which kin toastin?
u mean he doznt knw hw 2 toast bread!

actually its called toasting not because ur a loaf of bread but because wen one fine boy de talk to you your temperature go de increase, you go begin blush and slight fever go catch you

richo:

actually its called toasting not because your a loaf of bread but because when one fine boy de talk to you your temperature go de increase, you go begin blush and slight fever go catch you

Richchoco, i knw,
juzz sayin aint got eny tipz for toastin!

@posters WHy date a girl or Woman you can't marry thats waste of time and mere bad, but poster if u are underage wait for the right time and stop dating ,God is preparing your true wife for you

kilo mean. sho fe kin bere pelu e ni?

rev lanre:

@posters WHy date a girl or Woman you can't marry thats waste of time and mere bad,  but poster if u are underage wait for the right time and stop dating ,God is preparing your true wife for you

so many of us,date people we wish/want to marry and at d end of d day,we don't

and some date people that they don't want to marry and end up tying d big knots wt them

so wats your point sir?

@moyola God bless u jare,i always knew u were wise
were gba ni segzi oloun gbo
in tooo like wahala
so ara re o ogbeni