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12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Kennyroy24(f): 4:05pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. Maybe you have something to add? http://omobar..com/2013/11/12-funny-things-typical-of-nollywood.html 7 Likes
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Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by ireke(m): 7:18pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Number 6 is so true. And number 2 reminds me of a masquerade I once saw as he removed his headgear before crossing the express in Lagos. LWKMD 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Abbey2sam(m): 7:24pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Its only in nollywood you will hear English like "Who pregnanted you" "Incarriedable" Like wtf 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Polio: 7:25pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Dead movie industry! |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Kennyroy24(f): 9:51pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
A guy shoots himself 3 times in d head ( awon werey) 14 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Kennyroy24(f): 10:16pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
don_salvy: A guy shoots himself 3 times in d head ( awon werey) hahahahah I cant fit to laff ohhh |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Maximus85(m): 11:09pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Funsho Adeolu was angry while calling his wife on the fone "this is 10pm and Ure not back home" when the wife was shown receiving the call....the sky was bright. something around 2pm 10 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by xager(m): 11:47pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
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Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Kennyroy24(f): 9:52am On Nov 14, 2013 |
hahahahahahahaha |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by CyrusLevi(m): 11:14am On Nov 14, 2013 |
mercy johnson in primary school uniform-this is insane. 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by kekakuz(m): 5:52pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
what i dont understand is how will someone shoot himself on the head twice wtf 4 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by sCun: 5:52pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Arm chair critics will soon take over the thread. Nollywood actors, producers and directors have made our movie industry one of the best and most followed in Africa, what have you fools done for Nigeria? 24 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Nobody: 5:53pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
u c sum1 washing plates n dh write 10YEARS LETER,he grows up still washing d same plates!!!!! u c poor tonto dike wt a tatoo 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Lilimax(f): 5:53pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
You can easily preempt the next scene 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by felzylix(m): 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
A burning vehicle without smoke 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by sCun: 5:54pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Aizebioje(m): 5:56pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Very funny stuff but it's not in all sha. They're still evolving! We'll get there! 4 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by cumz(m): 5:56pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
ASUU!!!,!!!!!!!!!!! 6 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by seunwen2(m): 5:56pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Jesus wept 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by fckyourman: 5:56pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Making Films with ridiculous name 1) ASUU 2) Blackberry Babes. 3)My Sweet Potato 4)The Calculator. Lastly is only in naija film where ghost can come back to life. 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by busterr(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Tonto dikeh acts as a village maid yet she has tattoos on. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by MEILYN(m): 5:58pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
same old joke.. 5 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Raymondfayowole(m): 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
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Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by nikkypearl(f): 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
not again.. :/ 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Johnnoah1st: 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
PLS WAT IS NOLLYWOOD? WAS HE A PRINCE IN BURUNDI? 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by fckyourman: 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Raymondfayowole: . See your life booking space. |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by cutebobo(m): 6:00pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
The one that make me laugh most is when I see dead people come back to earth with powder on their face. Sorry to ask oooo, is there make - up artiste for heaven 6 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by victorazy(m): 6:01pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Number (11) is what kept me wondering. I watched one movie (can't remember the title) where Segun Arinze is the father of Desmond Elliot and is she Funmi her name. I laf tire 1 Like |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by princeonx: 6:04pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Armed robbers attack a bank, from the outside them begin shot, ppl inside dey fall dey die but bank window no brake at all! Smh 4 Likes |
Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by juns4sure(m): 6:04pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
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Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by mosho2good: 6:05pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
we all no dat nollywood is a crap a waste of time. 3 Likes |
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