CHAPTER 8
HATE 36: PEOPLE WHO BURP IN PUBLIC
I prefer to use the word “burp”. “Belch” sounds murderous. LOL. But it’s impolite to do it in public. It shows a lack of respect.
HATE 37: PEOPLE WHO FART IN PUBLIC
If burping shows disrespect, this one shows disrespect & immaturity. The worst is those who are inconsiderate enough to do it in closed spaces e.g. an elevator or a bus. You wan kill person??
HATE 38: HIGH HEELS
I’m not a tomboy but I don’t see myself wearing heels now or in the future. I tried it once & twisted my ankle & almost broke my spinal cord. I’m definitely not trying it again.
HATE 39: WHITE CLOTHES
I’m not the most careful person in the world but I try. But it just seems like every time I wear white, mysterious stains appear. Skirts & trousers are the worst. Besides, they call so much attention to me. I prefer wearing deeper colours e.g. brown or black
HATE 40: TONGUE PIERCING
3 words: scariest thing ever. I always cry whenever I accidentally bite my tongue when chewing gum or something. Imagine sitting down to pierce my tongue. Maka why? I can’t take someone with a tongue piercing serious.


Last update of the day. I love your comments, keep ‘em coming please. Night.

You dont like heels ke if you are *coughs* Petite like me you'll learn 2 love it

D post about ''bad food'' and ''cats'' GOT ME...

Cldn't stop laffin...

U sure do have a lot of hates.

Curious to see ur 'loves'

Ms Spaqs: You dont like heels ke if you are *coughs* Petite like me you'll learn 2 love it

<< am I the only one who gets this?

Ms Spaqs: You dont like heels ke if you are *coughs* Petite like me you'll learn 2 love it

It wasn't funny at all that day oh. I'm small too but I go manage ballet flats & sandals abeg

IzyLuv: D post about ''bad food'' and ''cats'' GOT ME...

Cldn't stop laffin...

U sure do have a lot of hates.

Curious to see ur 'loves'

LOL. I really need to make a list of my loves too

Ms Spaqs: You dont like heels ke if you are *coughs* Petite like me you'll learn 2 love it

Ehya! I understand your plight. Lmao.

lol @ high heels,

me i love them high stilletoes, hope your spinal cord doesn't still hurt?

princesa: lol @ high heels,

me i love them high stilletoes, hope your spinal cord doesn't still hurt?

LOL. Nah, I'm good now


Updates coming later

Madam princesa... U are just evrywhere.

Wen shld we except another story from you nah?

Oops Pooopooopoo.

Ehm sorry misstreious, i just mess on ur thread

ehhhhurrp-And i burp again shi't

better begin hate Boko haram oo

If u have so much hatred to all these aforementioned,please can u tell me how u really enjoy ur life,cos i belief u might be an introvert,lonely young lady.better start adapting to some,u re still very young to all these.

miss.terious:

If I'm not too lazy, I'll start a new thread about "Lovers". LOL at your choir member. How did you survive?

He left d choir fr d technical dept,nd boy ws I happy!
Deoik soonest...Stil modifying d next phase of Chukwufunanya
Nt too pretty

miss.terious:

It wasn't funny at all that day oh. I'm small too but I go manage ballet flats & sandals abeg

I remember d day I fell in church on d altar!,after d choir ministration,jst as my pastor was about to preach.Choi I ws laffing @ mysef b4 d oda choristers cud,I dnt nid 2 tell u dat it tuk me 3months 2 gada enof courage 2 start wearing heels again.

CHAPTER 9
HATE 41: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
Oh boy… This happens everytime. I always have sweaty palms & butterflies in my stomach. Like not normal butterflies, butterflies that are high on something. *sigh* Anyways, thank God it doesn’t last forever.
HATE 42: EXAMS
I’m kinda nerdy [without glasses though] but exams suck. I ALWAYS put off reading till the last minute & then the day of exams, I feel dreadfully unprepared. And some people have the ability to make you feel like you didn’t even read sef. Well, again, I thank God for His mercies.
HATE 43: COFFEE
This one is funny. I took two cups of coffee a day to my exams & for the next 24 hours, I could neither sleep nor read. I looked like hell & had a big fat headache. I know I prolly overdosed on it [two cups is much] but I stopped drinking coffee after that incident.
HATE 44: READING WITH A LAPTOP
Ironically, I’m writing this with a laptop. The screen is just too big, I prefer reading on my phone or better still, a good old fashioned textbook or novel. But I don’t have a choice. Most of my assignments can’t be done with my phone.
HATE 45: BEING TONGUE TIED
You’re arguing with someone about a random subject & the person brings up a very very good point & you’re just there, you can’t even think of something to reply. #IHateThatShii. Then 10 minutes later, the perfect answer jumps into your head but alas! It’s already useless.

IzyLuv: Madam princesa... U are just evrywhere.

Wen shld we except another story from you nah?

It's true oh, Princesa. I enjoyed "Taking Chances" as a guest

The rock5555: Oops Pooopooopoo.

Ehm sorry misstreious, i just mess on ur thread

ehhhhurrp-And i burp again shi't

better begin hate Boko haram oo

LOL. *chases you out of thread with cane*

bestower: If u have so much hatred to all these aforementioned,please can u tell me how u really enjoy ur life,cos i belief u might be an introvert,lonely young lady.better start adapting to some,u re still very young to all these.

Even though I hate all these, I love many more things e.g my family. Besides, I'm kinda exaggerating here. Hope you're following sha

Vickii Ro:
I remember d day I fell in church on d altar!,after d choir ministration,jst as my pastor was about to preach.Choi I ws laffing @ mysef b4 d oda choristers cud,I dnt nid 2 tell u dat it tuk me 3months 2 gada enof courage 2 start wearing heels again.

Well the first time i took coffee i slept 4 almost 24hrs

Well the first time i took coffee i slept 4 almost 24hrs .I was doing follow follow .I haven't taken it since then.

Erm... I kind of stumbled on this thread and i couldn't stop untill i was done reading.

I think you kind off intertwined dislike and hate. Hate is a strong word, likewise despise. E.g Football. It's a normal thing for women to dislike football as opposed the guys. The reason is not far fetched. That's because women don't understand the game. You can't hate what you don't know. Same goes with horror movies.

-The title of your thread does not correlate with its content. The title is "haters" but you ended up talking about the things you hate.

-Don't hate people who like silly status on facebook, it's their MB. Instead hate the people who post them.

-I don't know what is your defination of BAD FOOD, but if you don't want to eat tasteless food atimes, then don't go to a restaurant when you're dead hungry. Start cooking the food you eat. Perhaps if you were busy minding your business, you wouldn't even know anything like bad food exists.

-Well, i hate wannabes. You're Nigerian and not African american. You needed not use vulgar words just to convey your point. Even though they were abbreviated, they're still vulgar.

-Sorry honey, it's WRONG ENGLISH not BAD ENGLISH. English is not a human being that can be bad. I just hope pidgin is not admist your supposed BAD ENGLISH. There are different people with different personality, Alot of people love speaking pidgin, including me. It doesn't mean we can't communicate in eloquent queens English when we dim fit. Infact, i once woo a girl with pidgin and she agreed. Mind you, she is an English student in my school. So when a guy tries to woo you in pidgin, don't just turn him off, he might be the son to a professor.

-Actually, alot of Nigerian parents are uneducated not illiterate. I don't need to explain further. I'm not saying so, but if your parents can't speak fluent English does that mean you hate them?

-Apple products are nice, millions of people use it around the world. Don't hate it because they're expensive, hate them because you can't afford it.

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In life there are certain things we can't change. Some people have bad breath not because they don't crush their teeth but because they were born that way. Likewise body odour. If everybody like you rejects them, who will now accept them? Are you aware that people are oblivious that they have bad breath and body odour? You can include snoring to your list if you like. You can't tell if you just have bad breath, the people around you might not tell you but they're dying in silence.

You're too young to have so many HATE, the time which you're using to type these things you can use it to know the things you love.

Hmmm... About the university thingy, i do not totally subscribe to that though, only if you know the number of students they admit yearly. Infact, students are even begging for the creation of more universities. No pastor will put a gun to your head to contribute money to build a university. People did it out of freewill. If you're saying people shouldn't contribbue money to build a university they can't afford to send their children to, then you're indirectly saying people shouldn't pay tithe and offerings knowing well that it's only GOD that can reward us. And what fact do you have that the 50naira you drop as offering is what these pastors use to build churches? E.g Oyedepo is also a businessman. Just so you know, i'm not a member of living faith. Meaning if Dangote was also a pastor and has a university then it was built with church money abi?

At 17, you're too young to have so many HATE, you should be done with secondary school by now, and if you're not yet in the university, i'm advising you to start reading for your UTME instead of looking for things to hate!!! Oops, hope i didn't just use the exclamation mark wrongly?

This is the literature section, and it's unfortunate that your first topic has to do with the things you hate, is that what you see people post here?

I think it'll be ideal for the Mods to move this post to politics section, there you can meet your fellow counterpart who doesn't just hate things but themselves.

If you ask me, i'll say i hate the things i don't like, but now i'm looking for ways to love the things i hate. Don't you know that haters die young? Stop hating darling, start loving. Hahahahahaha

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oya i don talk too much, make i go update my thread. Incase u wan follow, the link dey below my signature.

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*in soCHISTAR's voice* PEACe.

Clemzy16: Erm... I kind of stumbled on this thread and i couldn't stop untill i was done reading.

I think you kind off intertwined dislike and hate. Hate is a strong word, likewise despise. E.g Football. It's a normal thing for women to dislike football as opposed the guys. The reason is not far fetched. That's because women don't understand the game. You can't hate what you don't know. Same goes with horror movies.

-The title of your thread does not correlate with its content. The title is "haters" but you ended up talking about the things you hate.

-Don't hate people who like silly status on facebook, it's their MB. Instead hate the people who post them.

-I don't know what is your defination of BAD FOOD, but if you don't want to eat tasteless food atimes, then don't go to a restaurant when you're dead hungry. Start cooking the food you eat. Perhaps if you were busy minding your business, you wouldn't even know anything like bad food exists.

-Well, i hate wannabes. You're Nigerian and not African american. You needed not use vulgar words just to convey your point. Even though they were abbreviated, they're still vulgar.

-Sorry honey, it's WRONG ENGLISH not BAD ENGLISH. English is not a human being that can be bad. I just hope pidgin is not admist your supposed BAD ENGLISH. There are different people with different personality, Alot of people love speaking pidgin, including me. It doesn't mean we can't communicate in eloquent queens English when we dim fit. Infact, i once woo a girl with pidgin and she agreed. Mind you, she is an English student in my school. So when a guy tries to woo you in pidgin, don't just turn him off, he might be the son to a professor.

-Actually, alot of Nigerian parents are uneducated not illiterate. I don't need to explain further. I'm not saying so, but if your parents can't speak fluent English does that mean you hate them?

-Apple products are nice, millions of people use it around the world. Don't hate it because they're expensive, hate them because you can't afford it.

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In life there are certain things we can't change. Some people have bad breath not because they don't crush their teeth but because they were born that way. Likewise body odour. If everybody like you rejects them, who will now accept them? Are you aware that people are oblivious that they have bad breath and body odour? You can include snoring to your list if you like. You can't tell if you just have bad breath, the people around you might not tell you but they're dying in silence.

You're too young to have so many HATE, the time which you're using to type these things you can use it to know the things you love.

Hmmm... About the university thingy, i do not totally subscribe to that though, only if you know the number of students they admit yearly. Infact, students are even begging for the creation of more universities. No pastor will put a gun to your head to contribute money to build a university. People did it out of freewill. If you're saying people shouldn't contribbue money to build a university they can't afford to send their children to, then you're indirectly saying people shouldn't pay tithe and offerings knowing well that it's only GOD that can reward us. And what fact do you have that the 50naira you drop as offering is what these pastors use to build churches? E.g Oyedepo is also a businessman. Just so you know, i'm not a member of living faith. Meaning if Dangote was also a pastor and has a university then it was built with church money abi?

At 17, you're too young to have so many HATE, you should be done with secondary school by now, and if you're not yet in the university, i'm advising you to start reading for your UTME instead of looking for things to hate!!! Oops, hope i didn't just use the exclamation mark wrongly?

This is the literature section, and it's unfortunate that your first topic has to do with the things you hate, is that what you see people post here?

I think it'll be ideal for the Mods to move this post to politics section, there you can meet your fellow counterpart who doesn't just hate things but themselves.

If you ask me, i'll say i hate the things i don't like, but now i'm looking for ways to love the things i hate. Don't you know that haters die young? Stop hating darling, start loving. Hahahahahaha

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oya i don talk too much, make i go update my thread. Incase u wan follow, the link dey below my signature.

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*in soCHISTAR's voice* PEACe.

Blimey!

I have never known a more unnecessary ranting. You practically went on and on trying to reply every single thing the girl typed. Give yourself a breather man. The girl is just having fun.

Ever heard of hyperbole

miss.terious:

LOL. *chases you out of thread with cane*

#Comes back with my bouncers#

Oya touch me now, i hope u dont hate giving out ur number cus me want am for runs tinz ooo

Now this was funny until u came and spoilt it with your 'rantings' cuz that is what i see the whole epistle you wrote as.I would have waited for the OP 2 come and reply you but am 2 angry 2 wait 4 her 2 do so.So am going 2 do it on her behalf whether she said criticisms were welcome or not.

I see this as a sort of diary but an open one so she's kind of letting you into her world.If she decides 2 use the word 'hate' it's her choice so you have NO MORAL JUSTIFICATION

I usually dont pick fights on Nairaland but you sir crossed the line because there's NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE abt what you wrote.

Ps:I read your story.I couldn't go past the first 10 sentences.As a reader if the beginning of a story doesn't catch my attention i discontinue it.I guess all what i am trying 2 say is the energy you used in criticising this story should be focused on your work/story*Pheeww* am done

Ms Spaqs: Now this was funny until u came and spoilt it with your 'rantings' cuz that is what i see the whole epistle you wrote as.I would have waited for the OP 2 come and reply you but am 2 angry 2 wait 4 her 2 do so.So am going 2 do it on her behalf whether she said criticisms were welcome or not.

I see this as a sort of diary but an open one so she's kind of letting you into her world.If she decides 2 use the word 'hate' it's her choice so you have NO MORAL JUSTIFICATION

I usually dont pick fights on Nairaland but you sir crossed the line because there's NOTHING CONSTRUCTIVE abt what you wrote.

Ps:I read your story.I couldn't go past the first 10 sentences.As a reader if the beginning of a story doesn't catch my attention i discontinue it.I guess all what i am trying 2 say is the energy you used in criticising this story should be focused on your work/story*Pheeww* am done

I wasen't ranting sweetrat, i only said my opinion. What happened to freedom of speech?!

-You can get angry for all you care, anger is a customized tool for ugly girls.

-I don't do e-fight either, people who fight online can't fight in real life. I prefer the one-on-one brawl. But i'd rather give you a kiss than a punch.

-I didn't force you to read my story, if you were not blind i said "if u wan follow" or you don't understand pidgin?! Every one second i get about five new people viewing my story. The thread is just 4 days old and it already had over 1000views. If everybody who reads my story does not have a problem with it except you, then you definately have a problem with your iQ.

By the way, let me ask you this question... For example, You were writing english in an examination hall, you were given a story to summarize, you read it at first but you could not understand it, do you just ignore it and submit?!

Nkpume Iko:
Blimey!

I have never known a more unnecessary ranting. You practically went on and on trying to reply every single thing the girl typed. Give yourself a breather man. The girl is just having fun.

Ever heard of hyperbole

Actually, i didn't reply all. Need i continue?! Hahahaha.... #Justplayin'

well, i've heard of hyperbole, and i wasen't over-exaggerating. Hope that's not what you meant. . .?! #NoPunIntended

IzyLuv:
Madam princesa... U are just evrywhere.

Wen shld we except another story from you nah?

am everywhere? jeez I need to go undercover



My dear, story dey my head oh, but no time for me, just hold on for me abeg.

CHAPTER 10
HATE 46: WASHING CLOTHES
I prefer to cook for three hours than to wash clothes for ten minutes. My mum doesn’t believe in the power of washing machines so I guess I’m stuck with this one.
HATE 47: GENERATORS
The noise, the fumes, etc. But when you live in an area where PHCN is a myth, you learn to tolerate it.
HATE 48: HAVING A COLD
I dislike all sicknesses but this one takes the cake. I annoy myself with all my sniffing & sneezing. Then a bada.s.s headache decides it’s time to come. And the worst part is that it has no cure. Or does it?
HATE 49: HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE ELSE’S BF
What? Don’t judge me. I’m an hormonal teenage girl. Anyways, it happened to me once. Luckily for me, neither of them [the guy & his gf] noticed & it soon fizzled out. Twas hell while it lasted.
HATE 50: DEATH
This is the worst because I hate it & I fear it. I wish people didn’t have to die. RIP, Uncle ….. 





I want to thank you guys for being so nice & supportive. I started this thread impulsively not really expecting to see responses but I was pleasantly surprised by all the likes & comments. Thank you so much. However, I think I’ve run out of hates… LOL. It’s a good thing right? I don’t want to be a diehard cynic at such a young age. I’m gonna end it here. And about that “love” thread, I dunno, we just have to wait & see. It depends on a lot of things including you all. So if you want that, please like & comment. Take care. Muah!

Okay scratch that, didn't read new posts before i posted that ^


Thanks honey for reading my story as a guest, but this is the part in a thread where i grab popcorn and coke!!!


bring it on clem and co!!!

princesa:
am everywhere? jeez I need to go undercover



My dear, story dey my head oh, but no time for me, just hold on for me abeg.

lol @undercover... That wldn't be necessary dear...

#patiently holding...


@Clemzy16, o gini
U and Op get quarrel b4
Let her be jare... Ur attacks were very unnecessary.

Ms Spaqs: Well the first time i took coffee i slept 4 almost 24hrs

well, you took Nigerian coffee. aba-made for that matter.

whether coffee or no coffee, I can't sleep more than 5hours in 24 hours. that's, if I don't need severe headache