1. Your Food Buddy : If you are foodie then you really
know what we are talking about. Do you really want
to be with a girl who orders small fried rice and sald every time
you go out and wants you to eat light? With a Fat wife or girlfriend who loves food, you will be free to eat as much as you want.

2. Mirror Mirror On The Wall: Girls who are perfectly
shaped are often too attached to the mirror. How
boring is to wait for a girl who is constantly looking at
the mirror and shows no interest in you! Obviously a
mirror is not a fat girl's best friend! Isn't it much
better to be with a girl who likes your company more
that staring at a mirror?

3. Better In Bed : What do you think is the height of
noise? Two skeletons making love on a tin roof! Do
you really want to make love to a pack of skin and
bones? Real women have some flesh on them. And
going by that, guys are bound to like fat girls in bed
even if they are jelly bellies. Men like the feeling of
holding a voluptuous woman in their arms. Skinny
girls aren't that tempting when it comes to the
bedroom!

4. No Inferiority Complex: If your girlfriend is so fit and
in shape, there is a constant pressure on you to
maintain yourself. Do you realize that you would be
living under constant pressure to keep up with her? It
is so much better to be with a fat girl who will wake
up late with you on Saturdays and share a big bite of
leftover pizza with you.

5. Your Bodyguard: Suppose you are hanging out with
your super hot and skinny girlfriend; some guys
makes a lewd comment about her. She will expect
you to go and pick up a fight with those guys even if
you are outnumbered. But if you are with a fat girl
you like, she will just go ahead and smack those guys
herself. Now obviously, a guy is not going to hit a girl
even if she is fat. Basically you get to save your
skin!!!


P.S : I only create serious topics these days, any attempt to label me a clown will be met with stiff legal action. Thanks

My patient is responding to treatment.

It's only a matter of time, he'll become the best and most sane poster on this section!

Kinda logical but I will stick to the bones

deejay_harry1:

i take it you havnt seen the looking for caro thread...

Not at all....gimme the link
His medication was probably wearing off when he created that, he came late for his afternoon dose.

alutacontinua: My patient is responding to treatment.

It's only a matter of time, he'll become the best and most sane poster on this section!

Thanks a lot Aluta. I am becoming sane. But don't u fear I might get boring

deejay_harry1:

www.nairaland.com/1519155/picture-nairalander-looking-caro


he takes one step foward, and two steps back..

Stoppppppp!!!! Chai. U wan fall ur own man hands Now wey aluta don dey consider to give me the hug

deejay_harry1:

i take it you havnt seen the looking for caro thread...

Dannylux: Kinda logical but I will stick to the bones

Don't u want a woman that will defend you in public cuz I've always known u to be a weakling

mayapop:

Lol @ Andy showing someone the way to yaba left!

alutacontinua: Lol @ Andy showing someone the way to yaba left!

you don see am na. I want him to come and experience your healing power.

deejay_harry1:

oya make i edit off the link..

Too Late!!

She can defend me

mayapop:

Andyblaze:

Don't u want a woman that will defend you in public cuz I've always known u to be a weakling

Funny but very true lol.

Dannylux: She can defend me

But she is like skeleton bonga fish na

Andyblaze:

But she is like skeleton bonga fish na

it's your brain that is like skeleton bonga fish!

Dannylux: She can defend me

He obviously copied that from somewhere

Dannylux: Kinda logical but I will stick to the bones

Bro when you aint a dog...only dog settles for bone...i like my girl thick and curvyyyy.

0P e be lyk say ur beb too fat

Abu Mikey:


SMH.

Why didn't you draw my attention to this thread ?

Guess the OP was talking to me, cos lately ive seen myself being into a certain FULL chick, theres something about a girl like that that which makes me want to show her off for all she is.... Oh my God what am i doing? But im seriously considering dating a fat chick

Andyblaze:

But she is like skeleton bonga fish na

Lmao.. pics can be deceiving

Please there's a difference between a thick girl and a fat girl

The thick girls don't have their bellies bouncing while they walk unlike the fat ones

Andy.. where does she belong?