Teaher: wot is de ful meaning of PHCN? Young: PLEASE HOLD ur CANDLE very NEAR Teacher: complete de following.....question(1)......sum1 hu leave in a glass house.....................Young: na rich politician b dat... Teacher: one good turn..............Young: na beta steering go do am... Teacher: a stich in time.............Young: d prevent too much tear tear

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to
eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly
came in
through the window. It flew across the
table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba
man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the
Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears.
The
Chinese man looked at the fly for
sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth
and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came
in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just
chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this
time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked
"how
much you go buy am?

Young and three of his University
student didn't write an exam
because they did not study. Young
then came up with a plan, got
themselves dirty using grease
then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't
make it to then exam. We
attended a wedding and on our
way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you
can see."
The Dean understood and gave
Young and his friend three days
to prepare.
After three days they went to the
Dean very ready for the exam
because they had studied. The
Dean put them in there separate
classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!
..........wetin u go do?

LOL. I go submit my ans sheet n prepare to write JAMB again.