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Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:50pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Okay so its your guy again Element (the acting Mod for now) and i wanna thank all of ya for making d last thread a success Praises to my royal and wonderful sister Tanimz, my brain retarded ex-wife Idowuogbo, the one and only daughter of eve Efemena_xy, my brother from another mother Vic2k3, my main man Studio CFR, even Ben 10 himself is invited, my buddy Pharoah (king buddy actually), Blacksta, my lovely chi-baby and all my peeps in da Jokes Section Lets make dis new one a success guys As i usually say, mix d joke chemicals small small or else u will go kaboom!!!!! I love y'all |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:54pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Love you too bro . . thanks for this thread and hope we will make it worth while . . . maybe a little direction away from the lovee lovee. Lets mix it with jokes, riddles, videos and funny pictures sometimes . . . . . yabbings like a night of a thousand laugh. |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
yep u got it man , well see ya later |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 9:03pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
ELEMENT lol u smart nor be small - walahi i bin dey time the previous thread to reach 100pages so dat i go hijack am but but u bad man lol nothing do u bro u dey mouth like mikel lol 1 Like |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Ben13: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Lol Element really deserves a bottle. |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 9:42pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Takes A seat beside Efemena as I put my hands around her and take it lower lower lower |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
^^[size=18pt] Slaps the hell outta him!![/size] boy u mad or something?? If u dey feel Hot, carry your horniness go sex.ua.lity section jor - I nor send |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 10:06pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
Just clowning Now Where were we |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
^^better change that plural to singular you're on your own man! oh, where oh where is that husband 'o mine??!! Vicks pessin dey tresspass for your property and u dey hide under bed?? abeg come out 'n show ur face jor! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Vic2k3(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
**comes home from work and parks in the garage** honey i'm home, teddy bear! Sweetie, my heart! **goes up the staircase and finds the door ajar** strange! **stunned, silently creeps up the staircase and finds the bedroom door ajar** **goes tru the door and. . . . . . . . . . |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Oct 25, 2010 |
I see say u still dey carry your madness of yesterday come dis side too who tell u say I dey house? I be like bone idle housewife for your eye?? and what are u implying anyway?? |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 12:24am On Oct 26, 2010 |
He's back |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 12:44am On Oct 26, 2010 |
wey honett , i wan massage oo , since u don turn am to massage parlour i want acupunture |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:18pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
^^ ID abeg go siddon jor - it's too early in the day for all that!! anyway girl, how bodi?? |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 2:31pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
efeooo effeeee body dey , correct me if am wrong time dey 4 massage dey again , na wah i no sey i wan nack now , all i want is body to body massage wetin now |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:35pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! I hear you o!! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
betta , so how are u darling |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:22pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
My sister I just dey o! u nko?? see as nland just dry today - abi na so im dey dry for daytime?? |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
omo zanga dul tru tru o , btwn i no dey surface like dat and wen i surface i enter different to find troubleĀ |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:33pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
Lol!! Find trouble ke?? I trust u sha so, how your bobo now? shebi una dey finalise plans for dat una e-wedding now, abi?? |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:36pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
yes we stil dey discuss , bcus i wan win national champion for aba i want to b d first gal to arrive in eeeroplane , den walk down d alter in my wedding dress made out of judge ] omo u fil my stizzzle |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
nor 4get to snap pishur sha |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:50pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
i would if u eventually give my e-wedding pressie na , abi u tink it easy to afford oyinbo television |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:59pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
you nor get wedding list?? c'mon girl - shine ya eyes!! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
omo liv dat wan , evry tin is welcome jare i no do oyinbo wedding infact den fit serve akpu if dem want |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:09pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
hmmm. . .na u sabi o! nor complain if na so-so plate 'n tumbler dem give un o! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:16pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
lai lai i wud design dem wiv it , me wey dey expect land and karrat it no easy o |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:25pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
then prepare the wedding list! see, make I help you: 1. Washing Machine 2. Tumble Dryer (infact go for the Condenser sef - na im better pass) 3. Microwave 4. Top range Dry 'n Wet Blender 5. 52" Flat Screen LCD television 6. Notepad (peeps dey migrate from laptops) 7. King sized bed (u and oga element go need am) 8. Baby cot (if pessin give u Moses basket, take am stone dem head!) 9. Baby Pushchair 10. 7-seater Jeep (I know say every 9 months una go dey drop now u fit add the rest jor! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:30pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
ha efemena , u b person na so it suppose go now no 1 land 4 abuja no 11 baby blackberry my pikin must sabi use oyinbo cellular from 2months and warning if anybody buy me fairly use i go tek d tins hang dem |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
now you're talking girl!! |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:36pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
so pick between 5,7 and 10 dose tins are very important and dear to my heart |
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:41pm On Oct 26, 2010 |
Girl u 'spose know - I go pick no. 7 for you Infact I go go the extra mile get super-king-sized for una (plus top of the range mattress - the type wen go just soft, soft mould follow body shape) dat way, una no go fall off when una begin the acrobatics!! |
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