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Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:50pm On Oct 24, 2010
Okay so its your guy again Element (the acting Mod for now) and i wanna thank all of ya for making d last thread a success

Praises to my royal and wonderful sister Tanimz, my brain retarded ex-wife angry angry angry Idowuogbo, the one and only daughter of eve Efemena_xy, my brother from another mother Vic2k3, my main man Studio CFR, even Ben 10 himself is invited, my buddy Pharoah (king buddy actually), Blacksta, my lovely chi-baby and all my peeps in da Jokes Section

Lets make dis new one a success guys


As i usually say, mix d joke chemicals small small or else u will go kaboom!!!!! grin grin grin

I love y'all kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:54pm On Oct 24, 2010
Love you too bro . . thanks for this thread and hope we will make it worth while . . . maybe a little direction away from the lovee lovee.

Lets mix it with jokes, riddles, videos and funny pictures sometimes . . . . . yabbings like a night of a thousand laugh.
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by ElementG(m): 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2010
yep u got it man wink wink wink, well see ya later
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by StudioCFR(m): 9:03pm On Oct 24, 2010
ELEMENT

lol
u smart nor be small - walahi

i bin dey time the previous thread to reach 100pages so dat i go hijack am
but but u bad man lol

nothing do u bro

u dey mouth like mikel lol

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Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Ben13: 4:16pm On Oct 25, 2010
Lol Element really deserves a bottle. grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 9:42pm On Oct 25, 2010
Takes A seat beside Efemena as I put my hands around her and take it lower lower lower
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2010
^^[size=18pt] Slaps the hell outta him!![/size]

boy u mad or something?? angry angry angry

If u dey feel Hot, carry your horniness go sex.ua.lity section jor - I nor send
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 10:06pm On Oct 25, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin Just clowning tongue tongue grin grin grin Now Where were we wink wink wink kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Oct 25, 2010
^^better change that plural to singular
you're on your own man!

oh, where oh where is that husband 'o mine??!!

Vicks pessin dey tresspass for your property and u dey hide under bed?? abeg come out 'n show ur face jor! undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Vic2k3(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2010
**comes home from work and parks in the garage**
honey i'm home, teddy bear! Sweetie, my heart!
**goes up the staircase and finds the door ajar** strange!
**stunned, silently creeps up the staircase and finds the bedroom door ajar**

**goes tru the door and. . . . . . . . . .
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Oct 25, 2010
I see say u still dey carry your madness of yesterday come dis side too angry angry angry

who tell u say I dey house? I be like bone idle housewife for your eye??

and what are u implying anyway??
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Mobinga: 12:24am On Oct 26, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy He's back
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 12:44am On Oct 26, 2010
wey honett , i wan massage oo , since u don turn am to massage parlour
i want acupunture cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:18pm On Oct 26, 2010
^^ ID abeg go siddon jor - it's too early in the day for all that!!

anyway girl, how bodi?? cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 2:31pm On Oct 26, 2010
efeooo effeeee
body dey , correct me if am wrong
time dey 4 massage dey again , na wah
i no sey i wan nack now , all i want is body to body massage wetin now
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 2:35pm On Oct 26, 2010
^^ Lol!!

I hear you o!! grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:16pm On Oct 26, 2010
betta , so how are u darling kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:22pm On Oct 26, 2010
My sister I just dey o!

u nko??

see as nland just dry today - abi na so im dey dry for daytime?? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2010
omo zanga dul tru tru o , btwn i no dey surface like dat
and wen i surface i enter different to find trouble  grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:33pm On Oct 26, 2010
Lol!!

Find trouble ke??

I trust u sha tongue tongue

so, how your bobo now? shebi una dey finalise plans for dat una e-wedding now, abi?? cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:36pm On Oct 26, 2010
yes we stil dey discuss , bcus i wan win national champion for aba
i want to b d first gal to arrive in eeeroplane , den walk down d alter in my wedding dress made out of judge ]
omo u fil my stizzzle cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2010
nor 4get to snap pishur sha tongue tongue tongue
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 4:50pm On Oct 26, 2010
i would if u eventually give my e-wedding pressie na , abi u tink it easy to afford oyinbo television
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 4:59pm On Oct 26, 2010
you nor get wedding list?? shocked shocked shocked

c'mon girl - shine ya eyes!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2010
omo liv dat wan , evry tin is welcome jare
i no do oyinbo wedding infact den fit serve akpu if dem want
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:09pm On Oct 26, 2010
hmmm. . .na u sabi o!

nor complain if na so-so plate 'n tumbler dem give un o! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:16pm On Oct 26, 2010
lai lai i wud design dem wiv it , me wey dey expect land and karrat
it no easy o
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:25pm On Oct 26, 2010
then prepare the wedding list!

see, make I help you:

1. Washing Machine

2. Tumble Dryer (infact go for the Condenser sef - na im better pass)

3. Microwave

4. Top range Dry 'n Wet Blender

5. 52" Flat Screen LCD television

6. Notepad (peeps dey migrate from laptops)

7. King sized bed (u and oga element go need am)

8. Baby cot (if pessin give u Moses basket, take am stone dem head!)

9. Baby Pushchair

10. 7-seater Jeep (I know say every 9 months una go dey drop engine pikin)

tongue tongue tongue tongue

now u fit add the rest jor! grin grin grin
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:30pm On Oct 26, 2010
ha efemena , u b person
na so it suppose go now
no 1
land 4 abuja
no 11
baby blackberry my pikin must sabi use oyinbo cellular from 2months
and warning if anybody buy me fairly use i go tek d tins hang dem
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:33pm On Oct 26, 2010
now you're talking girl!!

kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Idowuogbo(f): 5:36pm On Oct 26, 2010
so pick between 5,7 and 10
dose tins are very important and dear to my heart cool cool cool
Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by EfemenaXY: 5:41pm On Oct 26, 2010
Girl u 'spose know - I go pick no. 7 for you

Infact I go go the extra mile get super-king-sized for una (plus top of the range mattress - the type wen go just soft, soft mould follow body shape) tongue tongue tongue

dat way, una no go fall off when una begin the acrobatics!! grin grin grin

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