The world is full of sexy women, and all of us have
felt the urge to stray, even just for one night.
Here’s why staying faithful pays off, for your
relationship and for your s*x life.
Thing 1: When presented with the ideal cheating
scenario, that is, if a flying saucer lands in the cornfield
where you happen to be standing and a female alien of
sinus-clearing hotness slithers down the ramp and
declares that she wants to come in peace a minimum of
four times in the next hour, and you take her up on it
because you know no one will ever find out, no one
must ever find out.
Thing 2: Someone will always find out.
Thing 3: If you get caught, the law is on your wife’s
side. And you won’t lose just half of your stuff. The
other half, the golf clubs, the surround sound, the
Armani will be destroyed in a spectacular driveway
bonfire as every angry woman you know toasts
marshmallows shaped like your testicles.
Thing 4: And if you’re not married? Your longtime girl is
bound by no law.
Thing 5: Or, to paraphrase Neil Simon, do to yourself
what you would otherwise do unto others.
Thing 6: If a woman who knows you’re spoken for
comes on to you, it’s flattering. It’s tempting. But
remember that she’s doing it to feed her own ego, not
yours. She wants to see how much power she holds
over you. And if you take her bait, she then knows she
must be superior in every way to your sweetie. Deep
down, she has nothing but contempt for both your male
weakness and your mate’s existence. That should really
piss you off.
Thing 7: According to the Shari’ah, the laws of ancient
Islam, adulterers must be stoned to death. Before you
say, “Dude, cool,” we mean with rocks. In these parts,
that’s what will happen to your good name. Friends you
made while you were a couple will disappear. Friends
you had as a single guy are long gone. That leaves you
with the hard drinkers.
Thing 8: You’re about to be with the kind of woman
who wants to be with the kind of man who would cheat
on a woman.
Thing 9: Channel all temptation toward the girl you left
at home. Example: When out for a night with the boys,
go to Hooters, not a strip club or roadhouse. Hooters
girls are the unsung heroines of relationship therapy,
gorgeous, chatty, and so untouchable that you always
go home hungry. Your girl has no idea her s*x life will
improve tenfold when you get there.
Thing 10: At the office party, pretend the coworker
who’s flirting with you has gonorrhea.
Thing 11: If your ex calls, enjoy a pleasant 5-minute
conversation. Then tell her your wife’s on the other line.
Thing 12: Treat your temptation as a cage match.
Defeating that treacherous organ between your legs is
the ultimate triumph of man over nature. It’s you versus
your man-hood. He’s up for the challenge. Are you?

All I see here is the humour and superb composition...but if this was meant to scare/coerce men into being better faithful partners, then I'm sorry Miss but it's a wrong way to go about it.
Men don't exactly like being threatened into 'staying faithful' especially by our woman.

I mean I wouldn't normally cheat, but if my woman gives me that list either in seriousness or just to humour me, I might just go hit that shawty that's been eyeing me just to see what will happen.

And then the million dollar question...Why do guys cheat?. Truth be told, even guys can't answer this...Maybe the De Vule can

..so I muss remember 12 thing juss to get one thing?.., I give up!

-Mr Cork-:
..so I muss remember 12 thing juss to get one thing?.., I give up!

very funny

Waspy: And then the million dollar question...Why do guys cheat?. Truth be told, even guys can't answer this...Maybe the De Vule can

Who do they cheat with? No be women ni, abi na plasma tv? Ode wey dey ask JAMB question

crackhaus: All I see here is the humour and superb composition...but if this was meant to scare/coerce men into being better faithful partners, then I'm sorry Miss but it's a wrong way to go about it.
Men don't exactly like being threatened into 'staying faithful' especially by our woman.

I mean I wouldn't normally cheat, but if my woman gives me that list either in seriousness or just to humour me, I might just go hit that shawty that's been eyeing me just to see what will happen.

Cheating is easy,why don't you try something more challenging like Been Faithful....!

CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You can't trip and fall on a bed with anyone

-Mr Cork-:
..so I muss remember 12 thing juss to get one thing?.., I give up!

priscaoge: CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You can't trip and fall on a bed with anyone

Well don't blame the men, blame the idiotic women who have been believing that lie for decades and also blame the moronic women who excuse men when they cheat

-Mr Cork-:
..so I muss remember 12 thing juss to get one thing?.., I give up!

Lmao!! MR CORK shaaa

priscaoge:
Cheating is easy,why don't you try something more challenging like Been Faithful....!

put quotation marks dear. No be you get that line


Daz all I have for this thread

priscaoge:
Cheating is easy,why don't you try something more challenging like Been Faithful....!

CHEATING is NOT an accident... falling off a bike is an accident! You can't trip and fall on a bed with anyone

Both of these lines are old, over-used and were started by a heart-broken woman who was probably emotional when she came up with it

naijaborn001:
Who do they cheat with? No be women ni, abi na plasma tv? Ode wey dey ask JAMB question

Were you born this way? Or you just retar'd as you age? Can't you read and grasp? Is your sense of sarcasm dead too or is it only your sense of reasoning....... Never ever quote me again, atleast whenever your brain is hibernating. Assho'le

Please what are the other 12 things "you" need to remember after cheating??


*curious*