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** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by mikuz(m): 11:01am On Nov 28, 2013
Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 24 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to justicenwachims@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments on here.

Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR

9. Mailmalc

Goodluck!!!
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by GLACIERZ(m): 5:11pm On Nov 28, 2013
Chocckidd's Verse

I'm here to smash this heathen uncouth, claiming king in the south /
spitting recycled verses in bouts / if he beat me to a punch, he musta took the words off my mouth/.

You only get chics 'attention' , they never spread legs for you/
writing this verse is the only time i'm feeling punches featuring mikuz/ call me jam master cause i
run   D M C's
then  E N D
any    F O E
that steps to me /.

Your nursery rhymes don't cut it, i mean check the retired dawg pre-schooled you/ put your whole weight in and you barely scaled through/
i'd talk about your skill but you don't put much up for
dicussion/ cause if you ever come hard it's your handwork assisted by lotion/.

He's a mod so this battle will prolly make headlines / you set the battle times, no wonder you post so many deadlines/
you wanna learn, you could take a couple of mine and rhyme/ cos you gon bite the dust soon as i leave these lyrics in the sands of time/
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by GLACIERZ(m): 5:33pm On Nov 28, 2013
Mikuz's Verse
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I choke and slaughter/ when I put flows in order/ and keep it hotter than sweater coats in summer/
. . but he just floss with 'candy bars' . . so ll toss a lighter . . to have 'Choc lit' . . like 'Cocoa butter'!/

I leave this miser bruised/ when I fire nukes/ cos my record is cleaner than Tiger Woods'/
. . check his fight with Illscripts . . kid got so molested . . that we charged Scripts for child abuse!/

While you stammer and bore/ I'm spitting stanzas that awe/ and come harder than ore/ . .
So just give up the struggle . . cos if you try ta 'fight tooth and nail' . . Ill hammer ya jaw!!/

Its clear that you losing to Mik/ I wonder why they paired the mugu with me/
. . cos Ill beat you till ya fans break away . . like members of the new PDP!/

. .so  lets embrace the facts/ I'm here to impale his @ss/ and ruffle his face with slaps/
 . . till his boys run and desert Choc . . much quicker than Jesse Jags!!/

I'm one astute fella/ poised to leave him scorched by the bars I render/ cos Im known to serve bi,.tches like Azarenka/
. .  so if he tries to play games with me . . Ill come after Kid  . . like Arsene Wenger!/

I bring hell to this issue/ when I breach his defences like Michu/ to sever his tissues/
but before I roast him . . . . . allow me pour salt on his eyes . . to 'Sauce Kid' . . without referencing Sinzu!!/

With those lines that you bit/ you'll only rise higher than yeast/ you getting fired and creamed/
. . cos the 'Bundesliga club' knows that they'll see his parts in Germany . . when I blast this 'Hare ta Berlin' . . like Bayern Munich!/

I rule and man the area/ of this crappy debater/ so brand me a 'Ceaser'/
. .  cos if he claims hes going places . . Ill make him sit on an atlas . . till his '@ss peel equator'!/

He could call his friends to a conference/ and plot how to better my comments/
. . but truth is . . they could impersonate 'Oduah' . . and still wont come with a 'Stellar' performance!/

Its all revealing/ that hes just another victim/ to be dropped by my toxic writtens/
 . . cos even 'Ryan' knows that every South Africans can 'Bet rand' . . that these puns will kill him!!/

I just offloaded attacks/ that has split the homie in half/ like Moseses staff/
. . so if 'Kid' makes any yarns about winning . . Ill fire a mack with a knee-jerk reaction and bore holes in his 'calf'!/

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Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by mikuz(m): 5:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
Open for votes
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by coogar: 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2013
this is a mismatch...

why, you wan kill am? this mikuz na seargent roger o.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by isacolukay(m): 5:45pm On Nov 28, 2013
moderator, give chocc some water/ someone just commited murder/ Somebodi call the police, put Mikuz to order/ before he gets charged for manslaughter.


Abeg make una no laff me, I just got the nerves to write my first rhymes.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Mathicks(m): 5:58pm On Nov 28, 2013
Is chocckid part of the tourney? Or its just warm-up battle for mik?
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by rhymeunatic(m): 6:01pm On Nov 28, 2013
Mathicks: Is chocckid part of the tourney? Or its just warm-up battle for mik?


LMAOOOO
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by DeadScrollzz: 6:21pm On Nov 28, 2013
Smh
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by ILLScripts: 6:22pm On Nov 28, 2013
MVGT-----MIKUZ!!!!!!!
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Mathicks(m): 7:11pm On Nov 28, 2013
ILLScripts: MVGT-----MIKUZ!!!!!!!
y'all still gonna vote, lmao..
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by dawhizkid1(m): 7:18pm On Nov 28, 2013
We all knew this was a mismatch from scratch. . . . Mikuz through to the Quarters.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by isacolukay(m): 7:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
ILLScripts: MVGT-----MIKUZ!!!!!!!

Nna, why u dey give verdict when verdict don give himself?
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by coogar: 7:24pm On Nov 28, 2013
i cannot even grade this - let's just say it's a walkover. mikuz, did you deliberately put yourself against a weak opposition?
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by nitlad: 7:32pm On Nov 28, 2013
This is a mismatch - murder!!!

Would be difficult for Mikuz to better this in the latter stages. . . tongue
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 7:43pm On Nov 28, 2013
ILLScripts: MVGT-----MIKUZ!!!!!!!
ILLScripts: MVGT-----MIKUZ!!!!!!!
what is this?..so everybody now has the right to vote?

please mikuz do your work naa....some comments which could influence judges shouldn't be tolerated..or nobody might even be allowed to comment except the judges.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 7:48pm On Nov 28, 2013
Abeg allow me to laugh grin grin grin grin...for real!...chockid didn't even write up to 24lines grin grin

GLACIERZ!:
Chocckidd's Verse


writing this verse is the only time i'm feeling punches featuring mikuz/ call me jam master cause i
run   D M C's
then  E N D
any    F O E
that steps to me /.

I dont think glacier posted here very well....abeg don't do such mistake next time
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 7:57pm On Nov 28, 2013
coogar: i cannot even grade this - let's just say it's a walkover. mikuz, did you deliberately put yourself against a weak opposition?
shebi u complained about two strong netcees{ibime and u3} paired at the first round?..and you said it woulda been better if they were seeded.
now mikuz vs choc is exactly what your comment meant...now everybody is bored because it is one sided
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Ibime(m): 7:59pm On Nov 28, 2013
Mathicks: Is chocckid part of the tourney? Or its just warm-up battle for mik?

lol. Mikuz needed a breather from all the admin work he's been doing so he chose an easy ride in first round.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by ILLScripts: 8:03pm On Nov 28, 2013
[quote author=Ema prince]
what is this?..so everybody now has the right to vote?

Who is everybody? Illscripts?...I am votin,u're questioning it??....
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Ibime(m): 8:05pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ema prince:
what is this?..so everybody now has the right to vote?

please mikuz do your work naa....some comments which could influence judges shouldn't be tolerated..or nobody might even be allowed to comment except the judges.

lol

What is there to influence?

MVGT: Chocckid!!!
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 8:06pm On Nov 28, 2013
mikuz:
Judges

1. Beshi

2. Linobawse

3. Man-i-kal

4. Da whizkid

5. Mykali

6. Cooger

7. Jamez3d

8. DBR

9. Mailmalc

Goodluck!!!
where is illscripts name there?..please mikuz control this..
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 8:12pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ibime:

lol

What is there to influence?

MVGT: Chocckid!!!
grin grin grin grin grin

naaa I\m not talking about this battle...because its obvious mikuz just strolled into the park and boarded a bus to quarterfinal..

..I mean subsequent matches...ok remember in your battle with u3..one guy came in and said 'u3 is evil'...such comment can make judges to find reasons why that dude said so..thank GOD mikuz noticed and warned evrybody
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by ILLScripts: 8:16pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ibime:

lol

What is there to influence?

MVGT: Chocckid!!!
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.Tell him to remove his verd na,besides...mikuz even selected me as a DV...and apart from that,u wanna question myy verdict? Lol,..av bin disrespected!!!....abeg,I am not that illscripts anymore o...let's all just be matured here..no need for all those meaningless rants we do do before...we're grown now!!!...at least,u dint see me judge ibime vs U3...not like I am bias tho.....
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Emaprince: 8:20pm On Nov 28, 2013
ILLScripts:
.
.Tell him to remove his verd na,besides...mikuz even selected me as a DV...and apart from that,u wanna question myy verdict? Lol,..av bin disrespected!!!....abeg,I am not that illscripts anymore o...let's all just be matured here..no need for all those meaningless rants we do do before...we're grown now!!!...at least,u dint see me judge ibime vs U3...not like I am bias tho.....
guy.your verd is not biased ..mikuz is the clear winner but since you are not a judge,leave it for them..
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by DeadScrollzz: 8:33pm On Nov 28, 2013
Lwkmd
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by rhymeunatic(m): 8:45pm On Nov 28, 2013
Ya'll need to chill the phuck out! MVGT::RhymeLunatic
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Krizzkutz(m): 9:25pm On Nov 28, 2013
Mikuz u gast clean dis thread also . .

Buh personally I tink chocc knows he was gonna lose so he decided not to stress himslf

Best/ Tytest Brawl In The tourney For Now. grin
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
But Mikuz verse was nice sha.

The 'tooth and nail' line was a killer and the 'Arsene Wenger' line had me laughing.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by ojoawo(m): 9:33pm On Nov 28, 2013
This is pure Murder!!! Kilode??


LaeLae, we no go gree

So Mikuz wan dodge am abi
illscripts, you're safe oo, no mind am!

Na Mikuz we go arrest for CHILD ABUSE!!!

Mikuz:
. . check his fight with Illscripts . . kid got so molested . . that we charged Scripts for child abuse!/
/

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Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by airmark(m): 9:40pm On Nov 28, 2013
This bout looks fixed to me. Chocckid is supposed to be punished for bringing this tourney into disrepute.
Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Mikuz Vs Chocckidd ) ** by isacolukay(m): 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2013
LWKMD!!!! Mikuz not only commited murder, he created higgledy-piggledy on the thread. As if thats not enuf, ish gave a newbie like me the ryt to form a rhyme on Chocc.

@ Chocc, no disrespects meant mahn, I still give u so much props ooo. Just dat you didnt create an avenue for a competition here.

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