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Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by AllRoundGist: 3:38am On Nov 29, 2013
Men with small willy, if it will console you in anyway, know that you are not alone in the fight. A man with a small penis but big balls that are big enough to make him come out and face the world that he actually has a small manhood, has made a cockumentary about whether size matters.

30 years old Patrick Moote from Los Angeles whose girlfriend refused to marry because of his 'too small' penis decided to travel the world to talk with men, women and medical experts in a bid to answer the age-old question "does size matter?" He compiled all the conversations he had into a documentary titled 'Unhung Hero'

When asked by New York Post why he decided to make his small-penis a public concern, he responded by saying "I've always gone after things i'm insecure about head on and i saw an opportunity to answer a question that i think was bothering a lot of guys and me. Even when i was telling people about it, i never felt like i was embarrassing myself that much. It was almost like doing a service for men in general."

Meetings with medical specialists confirm that Mr Moote has a 'below normal' size penis. Refusing to give the exact size away, Mr Moote told Rolling Stone magazine: 'I did a lot of measuring, and anyone who's done it enough knows that there's anywhere from an 1/8 to 1/4-inch fluctuation on any given day. It's such a fickle creature. But if you were to say that the average penis is around five-and-a-half inches, I'm below average.' However, over a series of interviews with women on the street, Mr Moote was comforted by the fact that while size is an issue for many, it's not a huge one. Recalling their responses he said: 'You either get, "Oh my God, no! That would never be a problem," or "Oh yeah. Big time. That's a big problem." It's almost fifty-fifty.'

He discovered that being 'too big' can be just as much of a problem, and he added that the film isn't just about penis size, but about embracing all kinds of insecurities "I think it’s a conversation people should have. People are so terrified to talk about it, but something we got into a lot is that all men are insecure about it. Nowadays, there’s just as much pressure on men in terms of body image, who you're supposed to be, and what you're supposed to look like."

A YouTube video of the fail went viral, scoring over ten million hits, and Mr Moote’s girlfriend told him that one reason she couldn't marry him was that his penis was too small. He said that he knew it was an issue in the relationship, but didn't realize it was a deal-breaker. 'You can tell when, sexually, you're getting somebody's motor running or not. I felt like I wasn't, but I didn't think she would run out, either,' he said of the incident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1qJ7V9oC5Q

Mr Moote is now back on the dating scene. Since news of his film broke, he says his penis often becomes a topic of conversation at the dinner table. "It's interesting because the times that the penis has come up, I think I've set the bar so low, girls are just surprised I even have a penis. A girl I had been on a couple of dates with before, it came out and she said, "Oh, my God, it's not that small." And i said "That's not really a compliment." The expectations are so low i can't disappoint.

He said after his extensive search to find out whether penis size matters in 2013: 'I don't feel like I have a really small penis, I just know it's not a particularly impressive or special penis. But it's my penis, I love it and it's great. But I'm still insecure about it. This wasn't a magic cure-all for me. It's not like I'm walking into parties and dropping trousers.

*Unfortunately, size does matter but not all women can accommodate a large one. Some willy are too long and could be painful and some are too thick. Some are too thin and you can't feel it. what's pleasurable to some could be nightmare to others...from short-thin-long and thick. lol! Everyone has a different fit. But if it's like waving a pencil in a cave(when your 'cave' isn't actually very cave-like) it's never gonna work. However, an intelligent mind, a good sense of humor and a sweetheart mean so much more than the size of a man's manhood.
Enough being said, watch the thriller of the cockomentary lol
http://www.allaroundgist.com/2013/11/men-cry-no-more-size-doesnt-matter-man.html
https://twitter.com/allroundgist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPZ3KxAYSQ

http://nypost.com/2013/11/26/this-man-made-a-documentary-about-his-small-penis/
Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by dBard: 6:24am On Nov 29, 2013
I salute his courage.

That is one brave mofo grin
Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by yuzedo: 8:12am On Nov 29, 2013
"Unhung Hero"grin grin grin grin grin grin

He can come and take 6inches from me, I'm not using all the plenty inches I have for anything biko.. smiley undecided

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Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by GeneralJ(m): 8:15am On Nov 29, 2013
He might have ea small dick, but he has really big balls to make this video
but watsup with the name "unhung hero" where that come from is that a joke..because i don't get it.
But anyway, back to real life, does dick size really matter?

[size=1pt]NB: this question is to assist the brothers that want to know, not for me specifically[/size]
Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by Boll2010: 8:54am On Nov 29, 2013
GeneralJ: He might have ea small dick, but he has really big balls to make this video
but watsup with the name "unhung hero" where that come from is that a joke..because i don't get it.
But anyway, back to real life, does dick size really matter?

[size=1pt]NB: this question is to assist the brothers that want to know, not for me specifically[/size]
it doesn't matter but u knw extra inch is a bonus
Re: Men Cry No More! Size Doesn't Matter! Man Made A Movie About His Small Penis by Ruq: 11:00am On Nov 29, 2013
It does matter. you should always thank your stars if you're on the average. Plus they're some punanies that are as wide AF that even the the largest of mandnigos would feel like a spoon in a pot.

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