Social studies teacher, we gave her pakolization
Reason: the period when she taught us socialisation, she was heavily pregnant and used plank(pako) to flog the hell out of us.

PHE teacher, ori bobo, yam head. Reason: he always call students dat.

Lit in English teacher, period over
Reason: when she was teaching animal farm and we got to the singing part. Beast of England, Beast of Ireland........ The bell was rung for break, she refused to leave the class and students started singing Period over, period over, period over fat woman, period over (with the tune of Beast of England) .... that was the end of Lit in English for SS1F students cos she refused to enter our class

CRK teacher: Okeke the mother
Reason: so so wicked, but sometimes caring. She likes those bearing Vivian

JUNIOR SCH PRINCIPAL = MOTHER GAGU ACCOUNTING TEACHER =JOHNNY BRAVO (she has big bust )BIOLOGY = MANNERS (he love 2 teach u good manners which we flaunt) ECONS =SENIOR HEAD GIRL (she is a very short woman )

Back in the days in stc nsukka we use to call our principal oko man

Bar man-maths teacher cuz of his bald head........Bololo-english teacher Obama-english teacher cuz his name is obaja Action papa-drunkard man..

Physics teacher - Isotope
Chemistry teacher- Anarchy

Termite qeen--she was fat and segmented like d queen of termites.

Chemistry teacher--baba kemi(chemmy)

Juju man...english teacher he was a yoruba man.. He comes to school wit an outfit n leaves wit yet another outfit...and when he flogs. Ooooooooh my God... Just forget to cry cos d tin paaain die..

English teacher Aticulat

Maths teacher- patch patch- a part of his burnt
further maths- kukure- short woman
fine art teacher- ibuyyam- amoeba head
but they were the best tho

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English teacher. Aticulat.

mad man-because the man's hair was exactly like. That of prof wole soyinka.The day the man got to know, na merciless beating he give us.

My own was d new agric uncle he used 2 where crossn belt. we called hm alinco... nd our geo uncle we named hm uncle cricify coz dats wat he usually sai. i wil cricify u now.

Our maths yoruba teacher- uncle ogbomosho.
Our Economics teacher- Aunty Big Man sandals or aunty tomatoe( she had a man structure and wore men sandals with skirt, and any example in the course tomatoe ws used)

English teacher. Aticulat.maths teacher scater.biology oxygen.agric yam pow .geography mama earth

I can only remember a few

Tech drawing teacher: Hummer (reason he comes 2 school with a bike)

Economic.teacheer: B G( body guide) the guy is huge.

Maths teacher. : piper (he uses only pipe 2 flog)
The rest we call them by there surname
ABS4

Epako

rhazhaqh: poli poli, oju igo, agama

come come,which skul did u attend ?

dridowu: James Bond 007= Rev Odusina VP
councillor=mr olugbewesa
Easy=Mr Akindele Maths Teacher
ijebu ode grammer school
me no b lagos indigene oooooo, i be 100% Ijebu Man to d core but base base in lag.

Up Jogs!

my VP was Iya Risi

Ha names yapa for my school oh
English teacher= Opolo(frog)
Maths teacher= scar face
2nd English teacher= Eyin ejo(snake teeth)

All these aje paki names, na wa oo

Listen to the roll calls for our teachers way back:

1.Geography Teacher = Denudation. He taught us that topic for 2 or three terms
2. CRK = Sanhendrin
3. Biology = Photosynthesis
4. Chemistry = Chromoto guy = From paper chromatography, and he was a cool guy
5. Mathematics = Algebra

I cant remember the other names although essentially they were all nicknamed from the courses or subjects they thought.

It was fun back then.

s'ogo eyin (looks up whilst walking)

wooos (he's always like *wooos come here*

Desire (she's fully breasted & tort econs den.) we wer always like *ma, wot do u desire*

v.p-vice acada
economics-ceteris paribus
maths-empty set

Vp in jss - Yellow monkey
Maths teacher - lefte
Game master/phe teacher - Sir P

FIRST INTERNATIONAL ACADEMY PORTHARCOURT- mr fidelis igbo man, mrs jaja, OP-flush, commando, Zigma etc

Mathmatics Teacher - assuming i come to this class i said e.g one

Don famous: Azonto. Thats my vp becos one of his leg is short. So when walkin you can imagine.

What year did u leave secondary school?

Eng. Teacher-Thuraya(coz he could flog all d students). Bio. Teacher-Aayan(cockroach) (coz no dress fit am).