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Re: The Complete Assassin by Nobody: 7:45am On Dec 20, 2013 |
Oya all d noisemakers, stand up, raise your hands, and close your eyes. Chief Disciplinary officer has landed. It is I , Bodashee, the one who uses both thumbs to type on a blackberry fone, the one who uses soap and water to wash plates after eating, the one who takes of her clothes before having her bath. It is the same I, only me, she who charges he fone when the battery is low, she who sits on a chair when she wants to watch television, she uses serving spoon to take soup from the pot. It is the same I, who covers herself with a blanket when it is cold, she who lies down on a matress when she wants to sleep, she who stretches out naira to purchase goods, she who opens her eyes while reading anything, she who uses a cup when taking water from a dispenser, she who uses a remote control when operating the television, she who draws the curtains when the room is dark, she who relaxes her hair when it is dew, she who wakes up early during working days, she who washes her clothes when they are dirty None other, but Bodashee. Let the story continue. KMJ, I dey ur back like schoolbag. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 8:19am On Dec 20, 2013 |
bodashee: Oya all d noisemakers, stand up, raise your hands, and close your eyes.. Bodashee, did u take outta ma alomo abi how u take high dz early mohmoh 2 Likes |
Re: The Complete Assassin by walewunmi(m): 8:53am On Dec 20, 2013 |
don kross: . Bodashee, did u take outta ma alomo abi how u take high dz early mohmohMy padi me sef I wonder oh I never even serve her anytin wey she com dey yan lyk dis morning dis babe high oh lool..very funny individual lol BODASHEE u re welcum my name is walewunmi d barman/bouncer of this thread what can I get 4u damsel! |
Re: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(m): 10:22am On Dec 20, 2013 |
Good Morning guys, First of all, let me say a huge thank you for all the comments. You guys make me wanna write everyday, but I dont want to keep giving excuses and disappointing you. That is why I wanna start next year. It was not easy writing An Evening With Eva, and I am glad you guys loved it. Still basking in the euphoria of the ovation I am getting from that piece. I promised an update two days back but I haven't delivered yet. I am well aware of that. Work is rounding up, and everyone is trying to put finishing touches so its kinda hectic. I am gonna update before the end of this week. Keep your fingers crossed. My birthday is coming up in a few days. Guess what day? Lol. @Frank 3:16, I will holler you soon. @Mazi, I see you bro. @Bodashee, thanks baby. @every person who opened this thread, @every person who commented, @every ghost reader, YOU ROCK! I love you all. Still, I write. 5 Likes |
Re: The Complete Assassin by realsamxtra(m): 10:40am On Dec 20, 2013 |
@KMJAY. Nothing do you. Still I wait. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by Jumizie13(f): 10:53am On Dec 20, 2013 |
Happy birthday in advance. Thank God say na me 1st wish u HBD. Miss Bee self no first me. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by ministerblessed: 11:45am On Dec 20, 2013 |
Miss B,I didn't make noise oooh its jumizie dt is making noise!!!! Lol. Mr kay,no p,stil we wait,on behalf of me,myself and I,I wish u a very happy birthday. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by Marytess(f): 8:43pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
wow so u be december guy kmj.HBD in advance. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by mattyqueen(f): 9:35pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
WEEWEECHU a hapi bufday, <barman gt me my usual of kaikai nd agege bread> oga kay, pls am begn, if its nt possble 4 u 2 update evewiday, jst start nxt year, ntin do u. SIGNED SENATE PRESIDENT OF DZ THREAD. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by usmanspihn(m): 10:25pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
Kevin abeg I never see aunty bee. Her pings aint delivering. abeg anyway if fit get her pls holla |
Re: The Complete Assassin by walewunmi(m): 11:05pm On Dec 20, 2013 |
mattyqueen: WEEWEECHU a hapi bufday, <barman gt me my usual of kaikai nd agege bread> oga kay, pls am begn, if its nt possble 4 u 2 update evewiday, jst start nxt year, ntin do u. SIGNED SENATE PRESIDENT OF DZ THREAD.Aiit captain here is ur usual pls enjoy *guys rmb if u nid anytin contact me m d barman/bouncer of dis thread* Thanks 4ur cooperation Signed:walewunmi (barman) |
Re: The Complete Assassin by osadhordy(m): 3:01am On Dec 21, 2013 |
I can't wait to read it @kayemjay please be fast with the update |
Re: The Complete Assassin by adebayo201: 12:26pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
osadhordy: I can't wait to read it @kayemjay please be fast with the updateplease be patient with him! He wants to give it to us hot I guess! |
Re: The Complete Assassin by Nobody: 1:08pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Oga Walewunmi, pls we need two plates of catfish peppersoup, one nkwobi, and one plate of isiewu on this table pls, and pls add one more alomo for Don kross. Na tru o, KMJ ha far Beesqueezy na. She's been MIA on dis thread, abi she don start oil company ni? |
Re: The Complete Assassin by donkross1(m): 1:16pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
bodashee: Oga Walewunmi, pls we need two plates of catfish peppersoup, one nkwobi, and one plate of isiewu on this table pls, and pls add one more alomo for Don kross.. Hahahaha Barman Give Lady Bodashee double of errfin she ordered for, bills on me *Money no be problem* n plz return d alomo, am alwedy 800,000,000ft Above Sea level |
Re: The Complete Assassin by stefikal(f): 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
bodashee: Oga Walewunmi, pls we need two plates of catfish peppersoup, one nkwobi, and one plate of isiewu on this table pls, and pls add one more alomo for Don kross. I be wan ask about beesqueezy before oooo...he good as person talk my mind |
Re: The Complete Assassin by walewunmi(m): 8:51pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
[quote author=don kross][/quote] Lol 800,000,000 feet above sea level ke u don dey go planet mars b dat abeg cum back to planet earth oh we nid u here...aiit d damsel's order coming up in d next fifteen minutes ...while I do dat pls prepare ur credit card for payment tanx ***guys remember if u nid anytin ranging from foods 2drinks lemme know m d barman/waiter of dis thread thanks*** |
Re: The Complete Assassin by Cheriepet: 1:15am On Dec 22, 2013 |
come, who siddon for my seat, u no c my name for there. 3Dimension who u allow make e collect my seat, carry comot or i go carry catapult scatter him head. Oga Frank u wan collabo Oga Kay, oboy yeeee dat work go be die. abeg make una start sharpedely me no fit wait. Kay happy birthday to u in advance, wishing u all gud things of life with plenty of laughter, joy, hapiness n peace of mind. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by philtrum(m): 7:17am On Dec 22, 2013 |
stefikal! get up for daddy. |
Re: The Complete Assassin by stefikal(f): 8:10am On Dec 22, 2013 |
philtrum: stefikal! get up for daddy. who be ur daddy? |
Re: The Complete Assassin by kayemjay(m): 9:37am On Dec 22, 2013 |
Update Deleted. Visit amazingkevinjohn..com 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Complete Assassin by KingzPen(m): 10:22am On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nice Piece Boss... Sorry about your dad... May His Soul Rest In Perfect Peace... Following... |
Re: The Complete Assassin by ministerblessed: 11:19am On Dec 22, 2013 |
9ce one Kay! So sorry abt ur loss. Abeg share d cake reach me oooh..... |
Re: The Complete Assassin by VivyGift(f): 11:35am On Dec 22, 2013 |
RIP to the dead |
Re: The Complete Assassin by adebayo201: 11:57am On Dec 22, 2013 |
Waoh! nice piece again! I go dey follow follow u nani! rip Mr john! may his soul rest in peace..... Amen! |
Re: The Complete Assassin by 3Dimension: 12:06pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Cheriepet: come, who siddon for my seat, u no c my name for there.. Lailai nobody fit sit for ur seat. Ur seat is highly reserved @ the front row. Firstly sorry about ur loss kmj Secondly: where is d parry? Cos the birthday oma badt gan!! Hbd bro |
Re: The Complete Assassin by stefikal(f): 12:50pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Someone give me an handkerchief, d narration got me sad only to discover its based on a true life story.. Sorry abt ur dad KMJ, I know d feeling cos I lost my dad early dis year...It is well. To even wish happy bday come dey do me sumhow now but life goes on...happy bday, may u live long to celebrate more, may ur kids,grandkids and family live to celebrate many more years with u and ur future wife... Tnks 4 d update 1 Like |
Re: The Complete Assassin by tohero(m): 4:15pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Can i get an Autograph?. M a new FAN. u r doin a grt work here.pls continue to put d smiles on our faces sori 4 d loss bro! |
Re: The Complete Assassin by DEllaluv(f): 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
stefikal: Someone give me an handkerchief, exactly |
Re: The Complete Assassin by chade(f): 8:17pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
stefikal: Someone give me an handkerchief,suspense filled nd action packed novel...... #Passing by# |
Re: The Complete Assassin by Heyzee200(m): 9:37pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
m so sori 4 d loss bro..may hz soul RIP!Amen..ff! 1 Like |
Re: The Complete Assassin by SexySapphire(f): 11:15pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Dis is a really touching piece. May God continue to give rest to the dead. So sorry about ur dad Kmj, same goes to Stefikal also. HBD in advance Kay 2 Likes 1 Share |
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