Logicboy03:



Why cant I be a virgin?

What makes you think that I am not some pimpled geek that is married to his right hand in holy mastur.bation?


Am I such a badass on Nairaland?

hehehe@bolded.

And what makes me think ure not a virgin? I once read one of your posts where you said you don't do long relationships. 2, 3, 5 months ure done. Lol, as a correct naija guy, I know you won't just discharge the ladies without banging.

rationalmind:

hehehe@bolded.

And what makes me think ure not a virgin? I once read one of your posts where you said you don't do long relationships. 2, 3, 5 months ure done. Lol, as a correct naija guy, I know you won't just discharge the ladies without banging.

I could have been lying to act tough........


On, a serious note though, I would actually like to &^$£ a virgin......I need to know what the fuss is all about with these religious peeps!

I think some of the muslims can explain.....with their 14 year old brides

Logicboy03:


I could have been lying to act tough........


On, a serious note though, I would actually like to &^$£ a virgin......I need to know what the fuss is all about with these religious peeps!

I think some of the muslims can explain.....with their 14 year old brides

hehehe, the information you seek is better gotten in the classified islamic section. You'll get answers there if your question wont get you aban

Logicboy03:

Hey lb, how do you make all these memes? I could use some help making some especially one with a soldier with a cigar in his mouth.

peterphd:

Hey lb, how do you make all these memes? I could use some help making some especially one with a soldier with a cigar in his mouth.

Memegenerator!


All you have to do is know the name of the meme and then go to a memegenerator site to make it from its already set template

The name of the meme you quoted from me just now is "kill yourself guy" or "grammar nazi guy"

Logicboy03:


Memegenerator!


All you have to do is know the name of the meme and then go to a memegenerator site to make it from its already set template

The name of the meme you quoted from me just now is "kill yourself guy" or "grammar nazi guy"

Thanks LB

Logicboy03: How did this thread turn into Texanomaly's Travels aka Tex Travels? Aka Tex Treks?


Anyhoo, are there any atheists that are virgins or are willing to discuss how they lost their virginity?


I think it is an interesting topic

Why don't you start.

texanomaly:

Why don't you start.

So, I was nervous....it was my first time.....we were drinking and talking and kissing....I knew it was going to happen. However, she wasnt a virgin but I was.....I quickly went to the bathroom to get myself together.....I was looking at the mirror and talking to myself....staring into the mirror, I was saying to myself "you're gonna have sex and you're gonna be a real man".......I opened the the mirror cupoboard (the mirror is also a glass cupboard) and found some viagra.....I took the viagra out of ignorance because I heard people say that it was for good se.x


So, after watching a movie on the couch with her, the viagra started to kick in......I started kissing her and she was responding well.....then I cupped her small but perky tit with one hand and sent the other travelling to her crotch.....she quickly jumped up out of my reach and then started tearing her clothes off....I did the same and then slammed her on the couch........being a novice, I couldnt even tell the difference between the clitoris and the v@ginal opening.....but she guided me in with her right hand and that was all the help I needed....I pounded this girl like a drum on the couch.....she was screaming but I didnt care....I hammered on with the ferociousness of a beast.........looking back, I think the alcohol plus viagra and youthful exuberance were the reason why I entered her roughly......but it didnt end there

She was enjoying it and we took it to the bedroom.....as I wanted to mount her again, my hands were wet.....what the hell was happening to me? The next thing I know, I am hearing thunderous booms that seem to be coming from outside.....it was then I realised that I was dreaming (it was my war alarm ringing and I had a wet dream that soiled my hands- which was why my hands were wet in the dream) ......but then, the next realization shocked me.....I was having sex with Ishilove ...............................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



*[size=5pt]based on a not so true story[/size]

Logicboy03:


So, I was nervous....it was my first time.....we were drinking and talking and kissing....I knew it was going to happen. However, she wasnt a virgin but I was.....I quickly went to the bathroom to get myself together.....I was looking at the mirror and talking to myself....staring into the mirror, I was saying to myself "you're gonna have sex and you're gonna be a real man".......I opened the the mirror cupoboard (the mirror is also a glass cupboard) and found some viagra.....I took the viagra out of ignorance because I heard people say that it was for good se.x


So, after watching a movie on the couch with her, the viagra started to kick in......I started kissing her and she was responding well.....then I cupped her small but perky tit with one hand and sent the other travelling to her crotch.....she quickly jumped up out of my reach and then started tearing her clothes off....I did the same and then slammed her on the couch........being a novice, I couldnt even tell the difference between the clitoris and the v@ginal opening.....but she guided me in with her right hand and that was all the help I needed....I pounded this girl like a drum on the couch.....she was screaming but I didnt care....I hammered on with the ferociousness of a beast.........looking back, I think the alcohol plus viagra and youthful exuberance were the reason why I entered her roughly......but it didnt end there

She was enjoying it and we took it to the bedroom.....as I wanted to mount her again, my hands were wet.....what the hell was happening to me? The next thing I know, I am hearing thunderous booms that seem to be coming from outside.....it was then I realised that I was dreaming (it was my war alarm ringing and I had a wet dream that soiled my hands- which was why my hands were wet in the dream) ......but then, the next realization shocked me.....I was having sex with Ishilove ...............................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



*[size=5pt]based on a not so true story[/size]

You Logicboy, are very nasty. Very very nasty

I understand what is happening to you. Logicboy. Read an excerpt from this thread

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met

xynerise:


It is even easier to fall in love with someone online than reality.

How?

There is this courage to express your feelings online. Everyone is an extrovert online You can't actually know the real attitude of a person online and sometimes, our mind tricks us and we imagine how lovely a person is online even when we can see them. It makes it easier when the person is lively when chatting with you. It becomes a piece of cake when you are obsessed with the person's comments . Do you know you can easily have an urge when you are communicating with someone on phone than a face-to-face conversation?

So you see LB, you are in love with me. You just don't want to admit it.

If you want to know how to cope with this your overwhelming love, go to the thread and see how people cope with unrequited love.

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met

texanomaly:

Yes...He's only a virgin once.









I would rock his world... shhhhh...don't tell anyone I said that.
Honestly I would, but I might scare a virgin...I'm umm.............active

This poo of a thread shud be moved to the romance or sexuality section; cos I can't find anything religious here.

Logicboy03:


So, I was nervous....it was my first time.....we were drinking and talking and kissing....I knew it was going to happen. However, she wasnt a virgin but I was.....I quickly went to the bathroom to get myself together.....I was looking at the mirror and talking to myself....staring into the mirror, I was saying to myself "you're gonna have sex and you're gonna be a real man".......I opened the the mirror cupoboard (the mirror is also a glass cupboard) and found some viagra.....I took the viagra out of ignorance because I heard people say that it was for good se.x


So, after watching a movie on the couch with her, the viagra started to kick in......I started kissing her and she was responding well.....then I cupped her small but perky tit with one hand and sent the other travelling to her crotch.....she quickly jumped up out of my reach and then started tearing her clothes off....I did the same and then slammed her on the couch........being a novice, I couldnt even tell the difference between the clitoris and the v@ginal opening.....but she guided me in with her right hand and that was all the help I needed....I pounded this girl like a drum on the couch.....she was screaming but I didnt care....I hammered on with the ferociousness of a beast.........looking back, I think the alcohol plus viagra and youthful exuberance were the reason why I entered her roughly......but it didnt end there

She was enjoying it and we took it to the bedroom.....as I wanted to mount her again, my hands were wet.....what the hell was happening to me? The next thing I know, I am hearing thunderous booms that seem to be coming from outside.....it was then I realised that I was dreaming (it was my war alarm ringing and I had a wet dream that soiled my hands- which was why my hands were wet in the dream) ......but then, the next realization shocked me.....I was having sex with Ishilove ...............................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



*based on a not so true story

Kai, Logic boy.

[s]You and Ishilove have got to see so you don't keep dreaming on and on.
I'm not so sure of what you'll get from the encounter.
It could be what you explained up there or it could be disastrous.[/s]

vickyO:
Kai, Logic boy.

[s]You and Ishilove have got to see so you don't keep dreaming on and on.
I'm not so sure of what you'll get from the encounter.[/s]
It could be what you explained up there or it could be disastrous.

God forbid

Ishilove:
God forbid

Lolz
Between you and LB, i can't stop laughing.

Ishilove:
God forbid

I doesn't sound strong enough.


If it were
God forbid!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, NO!
I would have believed.


Now I know the feeling is mutual.

vickyO:
I doesn't sound strong enough.


If it were
God forbid!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, NO!
I would have believed.


Now I know the feeling is mutual.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

She will kill you...

Don't worry Ishi...Alfa will fight him for you.

texanomaly:

Hahahahahahahahahaha

She will kill you...

Don't worry Ishi...Alfa will fight him for you.

Ishilove: I understand what is happening to you. Logicboy. Read an excerpt from this thread

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met


So you see LB, you are in love with me. You just don't want to admit it.

If you want to know how to cope with this your overwhelming love, go to the thread and see how people cope with unrequited love.

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met

Lol.....thanks for showing the crap you believe in. Yeah....falling in love with texts and a faceless username.

Anyhoo....it is quite interesting that you found this thread and that my very comment......


Also, no I don't like you....

Ishilove: I understand what is happening to you. Logicboy. Read an excerpt from this thread

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met


So you see LB, you are in love with me. You just don't want to admit it.

If you want to know how to cope with this your overwhelming love, go to the thread and see how people cope with unrequited love.

www.nairaland.com/1544045/fall-someone-youve-never-met

I think the feeling's mutual.

texanomaly:

Lolz
Between you and LB, i can't stop laughing.

Almost like Tom and Jerry. Tom, Ishilove; Jerry, logicboy.

Joshthefirst: the truth hurts. Gods word is truth. When we try to make edges around it and deny it, we end up hurting ourselves.

Prove it!

I also think the feeling is mutual.

Uyi Iredia:

I think the feeling's mutual.

Reyginus: I also think the feeling is mutual.

vickyO:
I doesn't sound strong enough.


If it were
God forbid!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, NO!
I would have believed.


Now I know the feeling is mutual.

you guys like romance too much......go and watch soap opera...



Erm.....ehem....err......Ishilove are you a virgin?

Funny LB isn't denying the feeling

rationalmind: Funny LB isn't denying the feeling

Calm down....there is no feeling....Ishilove just gets excited when I mention her name

Logicboy03:




you guys like romance too much......go and watch soap opera...



Erm.....ehem....err......Ishilove are you a virgin?

I've been watching you two. Don't even try to deny it. texanomaly has a crush on Deep Sight too. I'm watching.

Logicboy03:

Calm down....there is no feeling....Ishilove just gets excited when I mention her name

and how come you can't do without mentioning her name? Some sort of feelings at play?

Reyginus: I've been watching you two. Don't even try to deny it. texanomaly has a crush on Deep Sight too. I'm watching.

Reyginus: I've been watching you two. Don't even try to deny it. texanomaly has a crush on Deep Sight too. I'm watching.

Watching or stalking?

Are you the kind of guy that gets off from watching two people do it?

rationalmind:

and how come you can't do without mentioning her name? Some sort of feelings at play?