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Even though a penis is controlled by the nervous system, it also has a mind of its own. Erections can occur at random due to some impulses firing from the brain during sleep and that is why most mornings, men experience 'morning glows'. The penis is turgid without a prior sexual arousal trigger. In fact, the penis does not need the man’s brain before it climaxes. It is basically the function of the penis than the brain of the man.

Orgasm actually starts with the spine; the signal to ejaculate is the result of muscle contractions in the spinal cord and pelvis, not the brain. But amazingly, simple things like having a rough day at work can lead to a man not gaining an erection for a week.

On average, adult penis typically measures between four and six inches when flaccid and six to nine inches when erect. So typically, most joysticks are created equal in almost all men. Human penis still weighs and looks bigger than that of other animals. Many men worry so much about the look of their penis but the truth of the matter is curves are common in penis.

The vast majority of joysticks lean ever so slightly to the left or right when erect (you are probably just too distracted to notice). However, some bend so dramatically (or curve up or down) that having sex is almost impossible. This is known as Peyronie’s Disease and it happens when the penis doesn’t expand evenly during a hard-on.

The structure of the penis does not help men to finish slowly; rather they are programmed to finish quickly. So wives, don’t take it personal. One of the purposes of intercourse for men is pleasure, then procreation. In fact, 85 per cent of men think of pleasure first before procreation while having sex.

Penile rupture is very real; it tends to happen mostly during vigorous sex and also overly enthusiastic solo action like masturbation. Most men who have experienced this unthinkable breakage always report hearing a cracking noise, followed by excruciating pain. It is always advisable to get treatment on time because an untreated fracture can lead to permanent erectile dysfunction (ED).

Penis size, thickness and shape are not genetic. joysticks are actually formed in uterus when the male hormones are in active service. joysticks have a ‘seam’ as all men have a line going down their penis and over their testicles. It’s more a ‘seam’ on the underside of the penis. It forms when the foetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the inner lips of the vagina. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the penis. joysticks contrast in colour to other body parts; joysticks are generally darker in colour than the bodies they hang from.

Why? It’s part of the sexual maturation process. Every penis experiences a degree of shrinkage on a daily basis, especially when it is very cold. In other words, cold weather and cold water are a penis’ mortal enemies. A typical testicles need to be warm to effectively make sperm and testosterone. So when you stay too long in a chilly air-condition room on a daily basis, try to take a ten minutes’ walk in a warm environment away from the cold. But there is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size or wallet size.

And the worst exercise for the penis is masturbation. Masturbation is not healthy at all. Smoking isn’t just bad for your lungs; it is also bad for the penis. It’s no secret that smoking clogs the arteries, including those that fill the penis with blood, especially at the initial stage of ejaculation. This means the joysticks of smokers may have a harder time rising to its full potential at the occasion of sexual activities. Also, men will go limp if they drink too much.

Men really do get ‘blue-balls, technically called ‘prostatic congestion which is caused by ‘trapped’ blood in the testicles. It has been discovered that a lukewarm shower or aspirin will also do the trick. With a vasectomy, a man can still be a father because some sperm cell can still hang around, ready, willing and able to cause a woman to be pregnant two weeks post operation. So, it’s important to use some kind of protection until your family doctor says the coast is clear.

Please note that if an erection comes on and refuses to go away, this is not a miracle, but a medical emergency. This means that the blood flow that causes an erection doesn’t eventually leave the penis. Serious complications can result, like blood clots and some major damage.

SOURCE: http://www.brimtime.com/2013/12/men-and-women-need-this-incredible.html#more

hmm...nice article...

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Booked.

Nice info......great job

Nice article...real front page material

wow....neva knew dat self-servicing was this bad *burns his vaseline* nd *goes 2 nearest quarters*

WOW!!!

I have a long, straight, thick di'ck with a red cap



Ladies catch me if you can..

Seriously hilarious.

Well, my religious doctrine is against your write up.

I beg to differ with the 'self service is not healthy'.

Akshow: I beg to differ with the 'self service is not healthy'.

Lwkmd. Kip up the good work jare!

Good to know.

I don't understand the article

What is the meaning of "Joystick?","self-service?", "attention?" and "manliness?"

@ Op, u shld ve put d pix of the joystick for us to see instead of two ppl huggin each other .

@chymystique search google for 'joystick' if u wana see it...@ op nice write up nd tnx 4 d info.Cold weather/water bad for ur joystick? Heat frm laptops can kill sperm cells too

i can see girls viewing this thread but just one comment and that one is honny to see the Koko...

Helo rummies, can too much masturbation make a man impotent. Some1 asked me and I decided to throw it open. Comment pls

chymystique: @ Op, u shld ve put d pix of the joystick for us to see instead of two ppl huggin each other .

If this thread were to be about puszy and I uploaded the pix, would you be happy??

Affamefuna: Helo rummies, can too much masturbation make a man impotent. Some1 asked me and I decided to throw it open. Comment pls

Someone Asked You Or You Want To Know Whether You're On Your Way To Becoming Impotent?

Well, According To This Article, It Could.

Austeenx: Well, my religious doctrine is against your write up.

Are u a virgin or did you marry as a virgin? Have u ever touched woman/man that's not legally married to you? Please the article is very nice after all.

strangely, my penis is lighter than my body....strange

williamsu:

Are u a virgin or did you marry as a virgin? Have u ever touched woman/man that's not legally married to you? Please the article is very nice after all.

Well, my religious doctrine does not permit me to read nice articles.

Austeenx:

Well, my religious doctrine does not permit me to read nice articles.

Austeenx, enough of this your indoctrination bullshiit. Its getting scary. We need more of that your pervy and blunt persona. It was comical and better

this article is full of crap. the p€nis/$crotum are in best conditions under cold temperature. heat kill sp€rm cells. why do you think the t€sticles hang lower from the body?

chymystique: @ Op, u shld ve put d pix of the joystick for us to see instead of two ppl huggin each other .

check lex steel on the google, and u'd see di'ck.




@op, nice one!

careytommy: this article is full of crap. the p€nis/$crotum are in best conditions under cold temperature. heat kill sp€rm cells. why do you think the t€sticles hang lower from the body?

is this the best way to present ur argument? ok, if u think the testicles are hanging low, and that was because they need air..are they getting enough air?

lmao nyc thread, crazy comments! Nairaland.

Correction. Human males organ don't look or weigh bigger than other animals. Rams, horses and hippos are examples.

Dygeasy:
Someone Asked You Or You Want To Know Whether You're On Your Way To Becoming Impotent?

Well, According To This Article, It Could.

that's a very cruel answer