alexistaiwo:
Is it my fault that you made a dumb joke I am too intelligent to comprehend?

AbdulSleeky:


It is not my fault that I made an intelligent joke that you are too dumb to comprehend.

AbdulSleeky:
This is why Nigeria cannot move forward.

Nigerians cannot remove clear bias from their thinking.

Out of spite our reviewers here are giving wonderwoman 1984 ratings of 8/10 and 9/10

When all the professional film critics and even audience reviews generally give it a 6/10 due to it being short of the hype.


The movie is just like alexistaiwo's manhood;
Weak action
Simping to women
rushed climax

armadeo:


Lol. I swear. I saw it too.



Meanwhile WW1984.

Dont see what the hate is all about. I found the film entertaining. rewatchable film maybe but definitely not as bad as it's being painted.


Didnt like the flying part though ( common leave that to clark ).

Cheetah wasnt well utilized to me


I think the focus was more on wonder woman as a person than an action movie.

8.0/10.

AbdulSleeky:


"Woosh"!!

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the joke flying over your block head.

It does not have to be superman. She (wonderwoman) couldnt find a good guy in over 30 years. Amazonian pusssy running dry.

AbdulSleeky:


"Woosh"!!

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the joke flying over your block head.

It does not have to be superman. She (wonderwoman) couldnt find a good guy in over 30 years. Amazonian pusssy running dry.

BlackManta:


She didn't find a guy because she didn't go looking for one...

The movie made it clear that she turns down down men anytime they start making advances...like at the party where she wore white gown looking stunning and all.

Two men or so made advances and she ignored them, a third guy started following and she kept telling him she's not interested until it turned out the guy was Steve Trevor...

It's obvious that men came for her in those 30 years without Steve and she brushed them aside...the film hinted it but you totally missed it

BlackManta:


Are you underestimating the capability of Amazonians to survive without penis

Those women living on that island for hundreds of years without a single man, their pussy don dry finish

Osirawboy:


They get mind as they didn't go the Disney/Mavel Route. I'm guessing they'll take the Box office loss but in New Subscribers... they will probably lose more than $3 billion over the next yr. They must really believe in HBO MAX and I hope it works for them

AbdulSleeky:



I didn't miss it.

I also noticed that she also felt lonely at a restaurant as she was dining alone and watching other couples.

What kind of biitch is lonely but avoids looking for companionship from men? Answer- a ridiculously fake woke idea of what a strong woman should be.

BlackManta:


She looks at couples not because she wants a man of her own but because she clearly misses Steve Trevor even after 40 years.

She's just hung up over the guy and misses his companionship.

Women who are head over heels in love with a particular guy will often find it difficult dating another man.

That's fact

abduleez1:


By the stats I'm seeing I hear WB is only losing just a little over $1bn. And that's very optimistic news if it pans out so. Cos their movies for next year ehn have blockbuster production budget and expected blockbusters revenue.

AbdulSleeky:




Yes. They haven't been around men so they don't know what they are missing.

Dry puzzays

abduleez1:


Guy if you no Sabi something no dey yarn Okoto.

And how do the Amazons multiply there numbers or replace their Ranks??
In Case you don't know in the comics dey sleep with men(sailors) and kill them when it's mating season.
At times go into the world, blend in, get pregnant and return.
Even if we want to forsake that storyline, is it men who raped, killed and sacked them of their land and territory you expect them to love and enjoy being with??
Asides that they aren't mere mortals, so things of the flesh ain't there paramount concern. Besides, Amazons copulate with themselves when the need arises.

You no know the lore no mean say e no exist.


This is why I hate arguing CBM's with average Joes. Forgive them oo Co(s)mic Lord for they know not what their Orifice Sputters.

AbdulSleeky:




Yes. They haven't been around men so they don't know what they are missing.

Dry puzzays

Osirawboy:


Mortal kombat, Dune, Kong Vs Godzilla, Matrix 4 , Maligant, Sherlok holmes 3, Space dam, Tom & Jerry, Suicide Squad 2 etc. These movies could definitely bring more than $3billion easy without massive promotion campaigns budget. No way they aren't losing that much in 2021

abduleez1:



In Case you don't know in the comics dey sleep with men(sailors) and kill them when it's mating season.
At times go into the world, blend in, get pregnant and return.
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AbdulSleeky:



Ogbeni, are you high?

Surely, I was making jokes based on the movie version.

Calm your tits down

Nickshrapnel:
What do they do with the male child?

AbdulSleeky:



The "donner feel" is actually the problem of the movie, especially the ending.

I would describe the mall scene as a thematic setting of 80s american rise in capitalism and boom in technology. It was also in stranger things.


But whatever, your ilk will never agree that the WW84 is let down. #WW419

AbdulSleeky:


Abeg. Time heals all wounds.

Just because her lover is dead, she never gets over him and masturbates for over 30 years? Lies.

39 years is a long time

sajmark:
shout out to all of us who had to visit Wikipedia to read the plot of tenet halfway into the movie... here is a wallpaper for for the stress.

AbdulSleeky:
Even a feminist geek site did not like wonder woman 1984. The feminist site (TheMarySue) gave it 2 out of 5. That is 4/10

Reasons why the feminist site did not like the new wonder woman movie

1. Body invasion and rape- [/b]Steve Trevor was resurrected in another man's body. Steve invaded another man's body and had sex with wonder woman. The innocent man's body was violated.

[b]2. Wonder woman, an Isreali actress beating up Arab soldiers in Egypt- Are you aware that wonder woman is banned in Lebanon because of Gal Gadot's time in the isreali army? No why would there be a scene in the movie of Wonder woman thrashing Arab soldiers? hmmm?

3. Lack of people of colour- hmmm

4. Boring- two different reviewers on that site called the movie "generally boring".



pu7pl3, abduleez1, alexistaiwo, blackmanta.....come and see facts

abduleez1:


Yea, I think so too. If Patty continues I think Nubia is the big Plan for the spin off. Noticed the first scene in Themyschria were the Dark Amazon emerged winner.
I know it was a bit of Black pandering but it was done with subtlety.

I hope Cheetah continues in the Franchise...she's too good to let go at this point.
Yea, same thought I had.... Injustice League or League of Doom in MOTION!!!

I didn't even catch the black pandering part

AbdulSleeky:
Even a feminist geek site did not like wonder woman 1984. The feminist site (TheMarySue) gave it 2 out of 5. That is 4/10

Reasons why the feminist site did not like the new wonder woman movie

1. Body invasion and rape- [/b]Steve Trevor was resurrected in another man's body. Steve invaded another man's body and had sex with wonder woman. The innocent man's body was violated.

[b]2. Wonder woman, an Isreali actress beating up Arab soldiers in Egypt- Are you aware that wonder woman is banned in Lebanon because of Gal Gadot's time in the isreali army? No why would there be a scene in the movie of Wonder woman thrashing Arab soldiers? hmmm?

3. Lack of people of colour- hmmm

4. Boring- two different reviewers on that site called the movie "generally boring".



pu7pl3, abduleez1, alexistaiwo, blackmanta.....come and see facts

these people obviously lack brains and it's sad to see you're pandering to them, I thought you knew better bruh...

General movie tropes:- waking up in someone else's body, has been done several times, it's not the first and it won't be the last either

If an Arab soldier fvcks up so an Israeli superhero shouldn't treat his fvck up cos And mind you, all the actors involved agreed to this...

Asians, blacks etc were all portrayed in the movie...or have you forgotten that Gal herself is a person of colour? Don't also forget Babajide

The movie is anything but boring...soomany ooh, ahhh and awwwn moments

AbdulSleeky:
Another one of our "esteemed reviewers" claimed that Max Lord in WW 84 is the best DCEU villain.

Which is quite telling of how poor DC has been in portraying villains in the DCEU

AbdulSleeky:
Even a feminist geek site did not like wonder woman 1984. The feminist site (TheMarySue) gave it 2 out of 5. That is 4/10

Reasons why the feminist site did not like the new wonder woman movie

1. Body invasion and rape- [/b]Steve Trevor was resurrected in another man's body. Steve invaded another man's body and had sex with wonder woman. The innocent man's body was violated.

[b]2. Wonder woman, an Isreali actress beating up Arab soldiers in Egypt- Are you aware that wonder woman is banned in Lebanon because of Gal Gadot's time in the isreali army? No why would there be a scene in the movie of Wonder woman thrashing Arab soldiers? hmmm?

3. Lack of people of colour- hmmm

4. Boring- two different reviewers on that site called the movie "generally boring".



pu7pl3, abduleez1, alexistaiwo, blackmanta.....come and see facts

Dotng:

You want to drag us into your wokeness. Now I can understand the criteria you use for your reviews. I didn't know that your company of reviewers have this issues.

None of their points makes sense across board. It only applies to their colony.

AbdulSleeky:



See this one.

Joker had better ratings (imdb) than both wonderwoman movies with lesser action than both movies. Joker also earned more money at the box office and had better awards.

Unless you are talking about your razz mushin friends, people did not have a problem with the lack of action in the joker.


Now, wonderwoman 1984 has more than just a lack of action as a problem.

1. There was no punishment for the villain who caused untold global havoc.

2. The logic of the wishes was not consistent..The villain's son originally wished for the father to be closer to him and it didn't come true at that moment. The villain wished to be the wishing stone. But the wishing stone did not gain or lose any powers after a wish.

3. The villain's motivation made no sense. He was a con man that wanted to be big in oil. He didn't need to start becoming a global wish master tyrant after making it in oil.

4. The sappy romance- the way the movie ended as if it was a Disney children's movie with everyone being happy at a snowy Christmas (despite worldwide chaos days before). The fake coincidence of meeting Steve Trevor's body vessel at the end.

5. The pacing of the film. The first wonderwoman was linear and easy to follow with the action increasingly ramped up. This movie was slow at times and was not as tightly fit.


So much more.

Unless you are a better reviewer than most movie reviewers, ww1984 has many problems

Cc pu7pl3