GRIMMJOE:
Your father's gay butt hole is more loose.

meobizy:

GloriousGbola:


You dey Google am now?

It's your mother so fat, you nincompoop

Do you know anything at all?

Grimmjoes mother is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!

_{Eddie beating on dave in nutty Prof}

Have you learned something today, dunce?

GloriousGbola:
Great now the president obummer is going to come here and ban us all



Can't a guy beat up ethugs in peace anymore

GRIMMJOE:
Go and draw the line on your sisters vagina.

DandeNumeruno:



You don't seem to be intelligent, bro. I've already stated that I'm not interested in incest. I'm as liberal as they come, but I can't condone you molesting your sister or mother, or eating human flesh for that matter. I'm not a fetish racist, but you're going way too far. Stick to wanking off to granny porn. It's a disgusting habit, but it causes no harm.

GloriousGbola:


stacy's grandmum has got it going on.

DandeNumeruno:


Stacy's grandma is too good for him, but sure, as long as it's limited to a GRIMMJOE's palm-to-dick interaction.

meobizy:
Mynd44.

meobizy:
Without rules, humans are no different from animals.

meobizy:
In this era of 4K and 1080p high definition video, Nairalanders still consume media in 480p standard definition?! Tufia, you hungry children. Tufia!

TheCreatorVerse:


Where was your humanity when you were mocking poor people.


Not only that, this is you breaking another rule.

Mynd44

GloriousGbola:


You dey Google am now?

It's your mother so fat, you nincompoop

Do you know anything at all?

Grimmjoes mother is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!

_{Eddie beating on dave in nutty Prof}

Have you learned something today, dunce?

it's the illustrative detail for me

Kaycee7:
Na Buhari cause am. If Tinubu make mistake enter, na 3gp we go begin dey download

Zoharariel:
There are so many loopholes in the plot of this movie Top Gun: Maverick.

In the movie, the Amerikan Navy was tasked with destroying an uranium enrichment plant, which sits in between two mountains or a canyon.

1.) The Bandit Fighter Jets: The bandit or enemy fighter jets depicted in the movie is obviously the Russian Sukhoi SU-57 stealth multi role fighter.

The capabilities of these badass flying machines were grossly downplayed & understated in this movie. You can Google the capabilities of Sukhoi SU-57.

REALITY: Needles to say, all the intruding F/A-18 Jets would just be going up in flames boom, boom, boom, without even seeing the SU-57 coming.

Think about it. The “INVINCIBLE” F/A-18 Fighters would fly into an enemy territory fiam, fiam, fiam, undetected as if it is Nigeria or Zimbabwe we’re talking about.

Habaaa! Make una use una head small naa. If this were possible, the war in Ukraine would have ended on the 3rd day since Maverick-type Pilots would have been scrambled and ordered to bomb the Donetsk, Luhansk and even the Kremlin while the Ruskies are still sleeping & snoring in their beds.


2.) Missile Defense Systems: The surface-to-air-missile systems deployed to protect the target (the uranium enrichment plant) is a Soviet era S-125 Neva which was built is 1961.

REALITY: The enemy or should I say Russia would NEVER deploy a 60-year old Missile Defense Systems to protect an important underground uranium site.

Instead, a more advanced Missile Defense Systems would be waiting for the intruders.

Even North Korea (DPRK) would not make that stupid mistake, else her Nuclear capabilities would have been severely degraded long time ago.

3.) The Tomahawk Cruise Missiles: In the movie, barrage of Tomahawk Cruise Missiles were fired to destroy the enemy air base ahead of the mission in order to knock out their interceptive & retaliatory capabilities.

REALITY: No single one of those Tomahawk Cruise Missiles would hit their target (the enemy air base).

Let us even remove the S-500 from the equation.

All those Missiles would be intercepted & destroyed by the combination of S-400 Triumf + BUK Missile Systems + Pantsir S2 or simply deflected into the Sea or Ocean by changing the course of the Missiles as was done in Syria.

It has happened so many times before especially in Syria, and the Air Defense Systems that repelled these attacks on Syria were the outdated S-125 Neva and the S-200 Angara, as the Russia’s delivery of the S-300 to Syria was completed in 2018.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11AiTgL6W_M

For these outlined reasons, I therefore rate the movie Topgun: Maverick 4/10. Even the 2005 movie “Stealth” is much more interesting & enjoyable than this brainwashing nonsense.

In my opinion, Topgun: Maverick is just another entertaining Hollywood overhyped movie made to poison undiscerning minds and nothing more.

In reality, even the aircraft carrier (and the entire crew) on which this “impossible mission” was executed would be swimming at the bottom of the Pacific or Atlantic Ocean - I am not joking.

blingxx:


Your review doesn't surprise me . it's called "Hollywood" afterall what made you think they wil make a realistic movie on how the Russian military could beat them ?

DieRich5:
The.Gray.Man 5/10
Action was good but the story was shit