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If Mandela Was A Nigerian by ehvez(m): 12:35pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
It’s amazing how south Africa was able to host 91 head of states within 5days with minimal controversies, if it were Nigeria, you would see newspaper headlines as thus: News watch; MEND threaten FG if funeral venue is not held at otueke Vanguard; Police arrest 80 year old man for impersonating the corpse of mandela Guardian; presidency inaugurates 10 man committee for funeral. Thisday; presidency set up investigative panel to probe lack of federal character in presidential committee on funeral The sun; scandal rocks the presidential committee on the $1.2b casket contract. Daily trust; FG grants waivers for 300 bulletproof cars to host dignitaries. Tribune; APC raises alarm that the committee chairman is corrupt and should resign. Todaysnews; division in the national assembly due to disagreement on choice of Asoebi. Eveningnews; EFCC threats to investigate the renovation of stadium contract. Daily independent; amaechi refused entry into stadium to pay last respect. PM News: 50killed and 100 injured in a bloody fight between Mandela’s Village and grandmother’s village over the choice of village where Madiba should be buried. FG sets up 30man committee and to donate N500m relief materials. Punch; 2 presidential jets over shoot runway. 1 Like |
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