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University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
UNIVERSITY CHICK STATISTICS - CHECK THAT OF YOUR SCHOOL HERE

* 85% of FUTA chicks dont know what 'Sharwama' means.

* 90% of UNILAG chicks hasaborted a minimum of 5times before their final year.

* Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane.

* 60% of IMT chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke.

* 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before. (no wonder)

* 96 of LASU babes wear one pant for three months

* 88% of ESUT chicks have yam legs

* All the chicks in Covenant university hide their phones inside their panties to avoid detention

* 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots

* 98% of UNN chicks have hair on their chests and Nipples

* 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they dont know where they will spend the night

* 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC

* 71% of ABSU chicks wear second hand panties(I don witness this one)

* 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex

* 90% of UNILAG chicks don't wear pant at all

* 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer

* 80% of ANSU chicks don't sleep in their hostels during weekends.

* No UNICAL female student is a virgin.

* 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their school boyfriends

* 60% of UNAAB girls have bushy vag*na

* 80% of UI girls have body odour

* 90% Of UNIOSUN Girls can't boast of N4000 in their Bank Account - Broke Ass.

True or False?
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2013
add yours grin
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by davuvid(m): 9:23pm On Dec 16, 2013
lols..@uniport babes

80% also don't spend d weekend in skul
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 9:41pm On Dec 16, 2013
davuvid: lols..@uniport babes

80% also don't spend d weekend in skul


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