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University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 8:56pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
UNIVERSITY CHICK STATISTICS - CHECK THAT OF YOUR SCHOOL HERE * 85% of FUTA chicks dont know what 'Sharwama' means. * 90% of UNILAG chicks hasaborted a minimum of 5times before their final year. * Only 20% of Nwafor Orizu College of edu. girls have actually seen an aeroplane. * 60% of IMT chicks can open their legs for you if you offer them okpa and coke. * 77% of Fed. Poly Oko chicks have never seen a BB before. (no wonder) * 96 of LASU babes wear one pant for three months * 88% of ESUT chicks have yam legs * All the chicks in Covenant university hide their phones inside their panties to avoid detention * 79% of DELSU chicks have orgasms as soon as they hear gun shots * 98% of UNN chicks have hair on their chests and Nipples * 80% of UNIPORT chicks carry their panties in their handbag cos they dont know where they will spend the night * 90% of FUTO chicks look like Weird MC * 71% of ABSU chicks wear second hand panties(I don witness this one) * 67% of UNIJOS babes howl like witches during sex * 90% of UNILAG chicks don't wear pant at all * 74% of UNIILORIN chicks guzzle sperm like cold beer * 80% of ANSU chicks don't sleep in their hostels during weekends. * No UNICAL female student is a virgin. * 70% of UNIBEN chicks live with their school boyfriends * 60% of UNAAB girls have bushy vag*na * 80% of UI girls have body odour * 90% Of UNIOSUN Girls can't boast of N4000 in their Bank Account - Broke Ass. True or False? |
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
add yours |
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by davuvid(m): 9:23pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
lols..@uniport babes 80% also don't spend d weekend in skul |
Re: University Chick Statistics - Check That Of Your School Here by adelolaa(m): 9:41pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
davuvid: lols..@uniport babes |
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