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Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 7:38am On Aug 04, 2008 |
lol@chasisgirl anyways 16 contestants are now competing. after the draws this thread will host all the battles while the voting polls /results thread will be opened. good luck yall. SO FAR SO GOOD THE RESPONSE IS TREMENDOUS entry 1 -flowshow entry 2 -simmy entry 3 -j-unit entry 4 -makavele entry 5-crude entry 6 -t-rex entry 7- oldsync entry 8 -edosioo entry- 9- tianshe entry 10- menike- entry 11-skeptik entry 12-deadbreed entry 13- nosa entry 14-worldbest entry 15-alexpissu entry 16- mailmalc consequential to noises made by some rapheads in other threads some contestants , are hereby summoned by the cheif judge of the battle rap magistrate court to do battle here to proof themselves or face disrepute . anyone raphead who doesnt honour his battle will be disqualified as we have no time for nonsense and time wasting. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 7:46am On Aug 04, 2008 |
GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES EDOSIOO VS MENIKE CRUDE VS SIMMY FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC ALEXPISSU VS T-REX OLDSYNC VS TIANSHE J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST NOSA VS MAKAVELE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN ^$#@!$%^*(*^&*())_)+-(*&^#@@$#%&^(())()(&%^$##%&())(*&%##@@#$%$#@!% |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by nosa101(f): 10:03am On Aug 04, 2008 |
I guess I'll start. As usual, I'll explain a couple things below if they went over your head. Makavele, shouldn't that be makaveli? i know, i seen it Aint a typo, you're just too dumb to get with it Klan costume on, I'm lynching ni99as like you All day, Adrian, your flow got holes, i run through you Viscous, my flow is, but still vary like honey Eating weak rappers, like this shi.t is my hobby Low calorie diet but i'm devouring this cheeseburger Even your keyboard thinks i'm the better rapper Still a pupil and I don't mean the eye flesh Uu. need new gears, your shi.t don't mesh Crowns would be good but the crown's mine too Keep your garbage son, my trash is full Stick to the day job, consequence is beggin u to Awaiting are the consequences is you don't want to Sheep obey, you should before i take that wool Shit on you, Shaz and the next nairaland rapper too ****** *Ku Klux Klan lynched black people *Adrian Peterson is an NFL running back and his nickname is All-Day *Honey has varying viscosity *when gears come in contact, they mesh *Crowns are a type of gear. See crown gear. *Consequence (rapper) has an album called "Don't Quit Your Day Job" *Hidden message in the red letters |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 10:08am On Aug 04, 2008 |
lol @nosa nice one nosa kicking off the battles immediately . cant help but laugh the way u spelt ''MAKAVELE SUCKS ASS'' lets wait for makavele to reply you while we wait for others to start battling.meanwhile i will post mine against menike right now. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 12:38pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
mic check 1-2 @MENIKE i would have menike and his father dancing in ma video like it's puffy and mase metaphorical queen edosioo am like ''mya'' yall are about to see ''the best of me'' edosioo is madder than madarocka yall can call me da cheif rocker nairaland showstopper,007 the moonraker, watch me clothesline menike like da bush whacker in nairaland niggas respect edosioo because am royalty ask wordsmith call me da fresh prince the way am gettin 'jiggy wit it' like 'will smith' his mom is an idoit she dresses like the dumb cheek from red hot chilli pepper rhymes sicker than salt n pepa i got his legs locked down like a crawling leper ama run over this animal like a caterpillar watch me take shots like lampard his mouth is too hot cus he swallowed too much red hot chilli peppers menike is a true son of his mom, stupidity runs in their entire family.menike has no rod menike is already scared of me call me ''rambo'' cus am drawing ''the first blood'' u is compared to a dustbin your nothing but a baby's diaper because your full of shit slash his lungs ,chop his guts, Bleep this slut until his throat slit short ass nigga he won the best mc prize in d nigerian pygmies association award no wonder his nickname is ''nairaland's most distinguished coward'' grab a sit yo watch edosioo shine because i lyrically respect my grind don king aint here yet but dosioo has already drawn the battle line bloody infant ,this kid is trying to grow from ''boys to men'' he is down ''on bended knees'' because he knows its the ''end of the road'' man! menike is like yingyang twins rappin in silence because he is always saying nothin thats why his head swells as if it was roasted in a microwave oven this dirty swine is nothing but a pig because he is always eating guinea corn he never dated a girl thats why he sings ''am lonely'' like akon a hungry man is an angry man someone tell shaz to bring edosioo some beef to roast i will make him pack his ''ghana must go'' like he's from ''gold coast'' like a fortune teller watch me predict menike's walkover like nostradamus holo-caust like d lord of ajasa, my style is 2phat call me da ''elephant'' like am from 'ivory coast' like al pacino i will strike this punk down like i am da''god father'' u have nowhere to run because i watch your every move like i am ''big brother'' shameless punk stop staring the Bleep at me else i will puncture your eye retina you are no match to me because i been running the game like the referee colina i have a feeling this menike gay wont show up cus he is nothing but a scared maggoot menike ''the game is over'' shaz u can now call me ''p-square to do this gay'' |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by shaDough(m): 1:14pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
Hey! good to see y'all doing your thing! keep tha game up |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Shaz(f): 3:20pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
@Nosa, Nice Visual Wordplay. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by deadbreed: 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
WHERE IS THAT FAKE NIGAR HYBRID-X AKA LOWBIRD. FLOWSHOW LETS TAKE ON THIS BASTARD.FAKE BRID I AM CALLING YOU OUT FOR BATTLE.JUST ME AND YOU .BE A MAN A COME OUT TO FACE YOUR DOOM @FLOWSHOW LETS SHOW THIS FAKE MC THAT WE HOTTER THAN FIRE.EDOSIO GOOD WORK |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
@deadbreed stop all these flowshow this flowshow that, you are suppposed to post ur verse against ur opponent, worldbest . we are waiting 4 ur verse |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by deadbreed: 4:51pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
AT WORLDBEST YO AM THE DEADLIEST BREED U ARE A WORTHLESS WORLDBEST FAKE BASTATRD LIKE THE REST I AM THE BEST TELL WORLDBEST TO GO AND REST CHECK OUT MY WAIST ,I WEAR THE WORLDBELT I FLOW LIKE FLOWSHOW SHOW SKILLS WHO THE HELL IS WORLD BEST YOU MOTHERFUCKER I REMAIN FEARLESS NOW MY DEAR WORLD BEST IS FACELESS I AM THE MOST CREDIBLE FOR 2008 EDOSIO ,THROW THIS NIGGAR OUTSIDE THE GATES I PLAY YOU LIKE INSTRUM,EMNTS I ALREADY WON THIS TOPURNAMENT BLAST FROM MY BASEMENT WORLDBEST IS JUST A FAILED TEST TRYING TO TEST THE MASTER U FAKE FUCKING BASTARD |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by vicade(m): 4:55pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
deadbreed: Nursery rhymes and wackas hell I am applying/registering for the battle too if it is not too late and is okay by the organisers |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
@vicade no it isnt late , stand by to replace any absentee, what yall waiting for fellas. post ur verses now. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by vicade(m): 6:16pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
Just Introducing myself All these talk about niggas and cheese buggers, making Naira-land feel like Dollar-land, the name is vicade,lagos boy-Born and bred, Lived off the streets at gbagada drinking tea and agege bread, i am not going to drop all those american gangsta want to be flow, i am going to drop it like it is so even the lay man can follow so when i see you, i don't say "what's up" when i see you, i be like "how far" and if you are like "beg your pardon?" instead of "nothing much" then i know you need help because you lack that Naija Touch and wats wrong with everyone and this nigger slay? The closest they ever got to nigga was N.W.A forgetting the struggles of our heroes past et la Kunta Kinte? father please forgive them for they know not what they say(Amen) and by the way sorry edosioos , this contest is Annuled, or else, might have to terminate it like Arnold. Any Takers |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 2:58pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@Simmy What it do ya'll? Who do i got?. . .Flimsy? . . .Slimy?. . .Missy?. . .Watever!! Let's throw it down. . . . .Huh!. . . . .Crude whaaat?!!! [b]I crossed X on this cat's face, slap him till he's cross-eyed Just watchin? for entertainment? I aint the host i'm Hostile Piglet from the sty, Battlin me is a whole lotza Hog-wash your shit is tight enough for W.C, put it there, do your thing "Flush" your leg's are seriously twitchin, watch it, it tends to leave ya Obey your heels stop jittering, it aint nitemare, i'm a fuxxin wizard Lyrics are stones, mic is the sling, i'ma thro n rock u off the block your infant-like game sucks, mine's got huge DiCk it finna Bleep I punched Salt'n'Pepper in your eyes, u runnin cryin for TLC I cut u deep, till your last days, u'll feel pain like your wife's PMT I'll lace sock at your Jaw, lay low and lace suck at my feet Eat my Punch banquet, kiss your wife, she'll taste my feast(Fist) I'm lyrically sozzled, u'sa punch bag, i'll punch u till u're Punch-drunk You've got cold feet, i'll warm u up and give u the cold Shoulder Punk I'm the heaviest cross, that crucifix arround your neck can't subdue Fore u mic-check, check your rareview, I'm crouching behind u[/b] Where u at Dawg? You got somthn for me?. . . . . .Pu it down now. . . . |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:40pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@all Wait for my verse! Am busy catching 9 - 5 |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by nasyl(m): 8:57pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
Nice work Crude,edios and nosa. Vicade,i feel your style it diff and im sure it ll entertain.u deserve to b on this battle to spice it up. @All. No matter the result, please don't brag and nag about it. Since u re not a quitter(ve room to develop and advance in your skill),u not a loser. Thou the result could be disinterested or otherwise.just move on. I wish i could battle like what u guys re doing but im a slow pace guy(r&b). Mayb dey could be room for r&b battles if there s something like that. One more thing, i no u guys ve learnt alot of lessons from d last immature battle that was later closed. So let try and keep it clean. Sorry for staining this thread wit irrelevant story. Thanks |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 9:18pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@Nasyl I see u man |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by nasyl(m): 7:43am On Aug 06, 2008 |
Crude:i c too crude,the real dude. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 10:26am On Aug 06, 2008 |
@vicade you have been summoned to replace tianshe, as he didnt shown up. pls battle against oldsync GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES EDOSIOO VS MENIKE CRUDE VS SIMMY FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC ALEXPISSU VS T-REX OLDSYNC VS VICADE J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST NOSA VS MAKAVELE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN . pls post ur verses. edosioo in da battle building. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Wordsmith(m): 7:02pm On Aug 06, 2008 |
WTF?!!! ROF-LMFAO!!! Jesus, Bolaji that was the dumbest shit i've ever seen you write man. . . ever since that battle with chiogo where she whooped your ass. God, that battle brings hilarious memories. . . "She swallowed ten saggy balls. . ." ROF-LMAO!!! |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 1:01pm On Aug 07, 2008 |
@smith and u say bolaji is not important, here ,, see how u r commenting \nd remembering him. that nigga surely rocks . , yall should get him back in nairaland. @all whatch yall waiting for , see the fixtures above and drop ur verses. seems some mcs are scared of imminent defeat |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by JUNIT1(m): 6:44am On Aug 08, 2008 |
i'll drop my lines b4 the next 24 hours, watch out skeptic, you gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeee. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 5:56pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
Talking about Visual Wordplay, me's the epitome, Nosa, here's your funeral, All hail MAKAVELE king of Nairaland, u won't kill me even if u were named REGICIDE Am like a femme futale, battling with me is like you flirting with SUICIDE I am Mr. BILL, you dare not cross ma' GATES The result? Ur momma denounced your dad and made me here DATE Ur gamePLAY is STATIONary, u still won't win even if u're the god of WAR Don't act the PRETENDER*, remember how i eX-BOXed ur JAW Sentencing u to death in ma' hands, i guess ediosioo lacks SYMPATHY Battling me will only bring u something worse than Bovine Spongiform ENCELPATHY** Kid, i'll teach u the rap ritual, tell ur ashed-ma no need for tuition FEES My lyrical gangstas can't wait to spearhead a "dissing" SPREE Am like WENGER, i've got unlimited ammo in my lyrical ARSENAL See i don defeat u, now u're sulking like Peter at Jesus' BETRAYAL This ain't a parable, am not gonna pardon you; prodigal KID Ma' lines will make u crash than CTR, even a carterpillar on chains would SKID U can't stand the rap battles, i suggest u relocate to EDUCATION (forum) Cos' ur grades in rap lessons are too poor,u really need some re-ORIENTATION Ur lines potray comedy like Basket Mouth***, cracking JOKES Nigga is living on 0-1-0****, tho' his mom hooks, and his dad hustles DOPE When i spit, nigga u'll be seeing the cemetary, coz' u didn't DUCK U're claiming victory like M.U.F.C*****: but I suggest u Mind Ur bleeping C*CK It's crystal clear the rapHEAD doesn't fit ur neck NO/SA I just asked 'em if u'll win, they keep screaming NO/SIR NOSA R.I.P: Regret in Pains ========== * THE PRETENDER: A classical detective series. ** BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCELOPATHY: Mad Cow Disease. ***BASKET MOUTH: A Nigerian Comedian **** 0-1-0: Nosa eats only once a day ******: M.U.F.C: Manchester United Football Club |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by javaprince(m): 3:36pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
@MAkavele Good flowz. Ur really prooving ur Steam. |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 6:23pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Where 'em other netcees? |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Crude(m): 8:37pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
How long are we gonna sit arround? |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by SPVano(m): 9:01pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
I want in! |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Shaz(f): 10:38pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Edosioo, remember Deadline - August 27th |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 12:32pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
Shaz: is this a threat.?? how can u give a deadline for a tourney u have no stake in, pure rubbish |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by Shaz(f): 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
Call it whatever you want, I made it clear from the start and you obliged - you didn't ask for the time to be extended. We need a finite end . . you aint even got through the first round yet, stuff is taking far too long and you're not doin anything bout disqualifing faulters those interested are already loosing they interest as a result of the slow-motion |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
True talk Shaz, Scary cats should be DQed, T'is taking too much time |
Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by edosioo(f): 7:13pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
thats the side attraction, of course we gon disqualify no showwers, but its on our rules not urs. u dey hear?? |
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