lol@chasisgirl

anyways 16 contestants  are now competing. after the draws this thread will host all the battles while the voting polls /results thread will be opened. good luck yall.

SO FAR SO GOOD THE RESPONSE IS TREMENDOUS

entry 1 -flowshow
entry 2 -simmy
entry 3 -j-unit
entry 4 -makavele
entry 5-crude
entry 6 -t-rex
entry 7- oldsync
entry  8 -edosioo
entry- 9- tianshe
entry 10- menike-
entry 11-skeptik
entry 12-deadbreed
entry 13- nosa
entry 14-worldbest
entry 15-alexpissu
entry 16- mailmalc

consequential to noises made by some rapheads in other threads some contestants , are hereby summoned by the cheif judge of the battle rap magistrate court to do battle here to proof themselves or face disrepute . anyone raphead who doesnt honour his battle will be disqualified as we have no time for nonsense and time wasting.

GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES

EDOSIOO VS MENIKE
CRUDE VS SIMMY
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX
OLDSYNC VS TIANSHE
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST
NOSA VS MAKAVELE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN

^$#@!$%^*(*^&*())_)+-(*&^#@@$#%&^(())()(&%^$##%&())(*&%##@@#$%$#@!%

I guess I'll start.

As usual, I'll explain a couple things below if they went over your head.


Makavele, shouldn't that be makaveli? i know, i seen it
Aint a typo, you're just too dumb to get with it
Klan costume on, I'm lynching ni99as like you
All day, Adrian, your flow got holes, i run through you
Viscous, my flow is, but still vary like honey
Eating weak rappers, like this shi.t is my hobby
Low calorie diet but i'm devouring this cheeseburger
Even your keyboard thinks i'm the better rapper
Still a pupil and I don't mean the eye flesh
Uu. need new gears, your shi.t don't mesh
Crowns would be good but the crown's mine too
Keep your garbage son, my trash is full
Stick to the day job, consequence is beggin u to
Awaiting are the consequences is you don't want to
Sheep obey, you should before i take that wool
Shit on you, Shaz and the next nairaland rapper too



******
*Ku Klux Klan lynched black people
*Adrian Peterson is an NFL running back and his nickname is All-Day
*Honey has varying viscosity
*when gears come in contact, they mesh
*Crowns are a type of gear. See crown gear.
*Consequence (rapper) has an album called "Don't Quit Your Day Job"
*Hidden message in the red letters

lol @nosa
nice one nosa kicking off the battles immediately . cant help but laugh the way u spelt ''MAKAVELE SUCKS ASS''
lets wait for makavele to reply you while we wait for others to start battling.meanwhile i will post mine against menike right now.

mic check 1-2

@MENIKE

i would have menike and his father dancing in ma video like it's puffy and mase
metaphorical queen edosioo am like ''mya'' yall are about to see ''the best of me''
edosioo is madder than madarocka yall can call me da cheif rocker
nairaland showstopper,007 the moonraker, watch me clothesline menike like da bush whacker
in nairaland niggas respect edosioo because am royalty ask wordsmith
call me da fresh prince the way am gettin 'jiggy wit it' like 'will smith'
his mom is an idoit she dresses like the dumb cheek from red hot chilli pepper
rhymes sicker than salt n pepa i got his legs locked down like a crawling leper
ama run over this animal like a caterpillar watch me take shots like lampard
his mouth is too hot cus he swallowed too much red hot chilli peppers
menike is a true son of his mom, stupidity runs in their entire family.menike has no rod
menike is already scared of me call me ''rambo'' cus am drawing ''the first blood''
u is compared to a dustbin your nothing but a baby's diaper because your full of shit
slash his lungs ,chop his guts, Bleep this slut until his throat slit
short ass nigga he won the best mc prize in d nigerian pygmies association award
no wonder his nickname is ''nairaland's most distinguished coward''
grab a sit yo watch edosioo shine because i lyrically respect my grind
don king aint here yet but dosioo has already drawn the battle line
bloody infant ,this kid is trying to grow from ''boys to men''
he is down ''on bended knees'' because he knows its the ''end of the road'' man!
menike is like yingyang twins rappin in silence because he is always saying nothin
thats why his head swells as if it was roasted in a microwave oven
this dirty swine is nothing but a pig because he is always eating guinea corn
he never dated a girl thats why he sings ''am lonely'' like akon
a hungry man is an angry man  someone tell shaz to bring edosioo some beef to roast
i will make him pack his ''ghana must go'' like he's from ''gold coast''
like a fortune teller watch me predict menike's walkover like nostradamus holo-caust
like d lord of ajasa, my style is 2phat call me da ''elephant'' like am from 'ivory coast'
like al pacino i will strike this punk down like i am da''god father''
u have nowhere to run because i watch your every move like i am ''big brother''
shameless punk stop staring the Bleep at me else i will puncture your eye retina
you are no match to me because i been running the game like the referee colina
i have a feeling this menike gay wont show up cus he is nothing but a scared maggoot
menike ''the game is over'' shaz u can now call me ''p-square to do this gay''

Hey! good to see y'all doing your thing! keep tha game up

@deadbreed
stop all these flowshow this flowshow that, you are suppposed to post ur verse against ur opponent, worldbest . we are waiting 4 ur verse

AT WORLDBEST




YO AM THE DEADLIEST BREED
U ARE A WORTHLESS WORLDBEST
FAKE BASTATRD LIKE THE REST
I AM THE BEST TELL WORLDBEST TO GO AND REST
CHECK OUT MY WAIST ,I WEAR THE WORLDBELT
I FLOW LIKE FLOWSHOW SHOW SKILLS
WHO THE HELL IS WORLD BEST
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I REMAIN FEARLESS
NOW MY DEAR WORLD BEST IS FACELESS
I AM THE MOST CREDIBLE FOR 2008
EDOSIO ,THROW THIS NIGGAR OUTSIDE THE GATES
I PLAY YOU LIKE INSTRUM,EMNTS
I ALREADY WON THIS TOPURNAMENT
BLAST FROM MY BASEMENT
WORLDBEST IS JUST A FAILED TEST
TRYING TO TEST THE MASTER
U FAKE FUCKING BASTARD

deadbreed:

AT WORLDBEST




YO AM THE DEADLIEST BREED
You ARE A WORTHLESS WORLDBEST
FAKE BASTATRD LIKE THE REST
I AM THE BEST TELL WORLDBEST TO GO AND REST
CHECK OUT MY WAIST ,I WEAR THE WORLDBELT
I FLOW LIKE FLOWSHOW SHOW SKILLS
WHO THE HELL IS WORLD BEST
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I REMAIN FEARLESS
NOW MY DEAR WORLD BEST IS FACELESS
I AM THE MOST CREDIBLE FOR 2008
EDOSIO ,THROW THIS NIGGAR OUTSIDE THE GATES
I PLAY YOU LIKE INSTRUM,EMNTS
I ALREADY WON THIS TOPURNAMENT
BLAST FROM MY BASEMENT
WORLDBEST IS JUST A FAILED TEST
TRYING TO TEST THE MASTER
You FAKE FUCKING BASTARD

Nursery rhymes and wackas hell 

I am applying/registering for the battle too if it is not too late and is okay by the organisers

@vicade
no it isnt late , stand by to replace any absentee, what yall waiting for fellas. post ur verses now.

Just Introducing myself 

All these talk about niggas and cheese buggers,
making Naira-land feel like Dollar-land,
the name is vicade,lagos boy-Born and bred,
Lived off the streets at gbagada drinking tea and agege bread,
i am not going to drop all those american gangsta want to be flow,
i am going to drop it like it is so even the lay man can follow
so when i see you, i don't say "what's up"
when i see you, i be like "how far"
and if you are like "beg your pardon?" instead of "nothing much"
then i know you need help because you lack that Naija Touch
and wats wrong with everyone and this nigger slay?
The closest they ever got to nigga was  N.W.A
forgetting the struggles of our heroes past et la Kunta Kinte?
father please forgive them for they know not what they say(Amen)
and by the way sorry edosioos , this contest is Annuled,
or else, might have to terminate it like Arnold.


Any Takers 

@Simmy

What it do ya'll? Who do i got?. . .Flimsy? . . .Slimy?. . .Missy?. . .Watever!! Let's throw it down. . . . .Huh!. . . . .Crude whaaat?!!!


[b]I crossed X on this cat's face, slap him till he's cross-eyed
Just watchin? for entertainment? I aint the host i'm Hostile
Piglet from the sty, Battlin me is a whole lotza Hog-wash
your shit is tight enough for W.C, put it there, do your thing "Flush"
your leg's are seriously twitchin, watch it, it tends to leave ya
Obey your heels stop jittering, it aint nitemare, i'm a fuxxin wizard
Lyrics are stones, mic is the sling, i'ma thro n rock u off the block
your infant-like game sucks, mine's got huge DiCk it finna Bleep
I punched Salt'n'Pepper in your eyes, u runnin cryin for TLC
I cut u deep, till your last days, u'll feel pain like your wife's PMT
I'll lace sock at your Jaw, lay low and lace suck at my feet
Eat my Punch banquet, kiss your wife, she'll taste my feast(Fist)
I'm lyrically sozzled, u'sa punch bag, i'll punch u till u're Punch-drunk
You've got cold feet, i'll warm u up and give u the cold Shoulder Punk
I'm the heaviest cross, that crucifix arround your neck can't subdue
Fore u mic-check, check your rareview, I'm crouching behind u[/b]

Where u at Dawg? You got somthn for me?. . . . . .Pu it down now. . . .

Nice work Crude,edios and nosa. Vicade,i feel your style it diff and im sure it ll entertain.u deserve to b on this battle to spice it up. @All. No matter the result, please don't brag and nag about it. Since u re not a quitter(ve room to develop and advance in your skill),u not a loser. Thou the result could be disinterested or otherwise.just move on. I wish i could battle like what u guys re doing but im a slow pace guy(r&b). Mayb dey could be room for r&b battles if there s something like that. One more thing, i no u guys ve learnt alot of lessons from d last immature battle that was later closed. So let try and keep it clean. Sorry for staining this thread wit irrelevant story. Thanks

@Nasyl
I see u man

Crude:

@Nasyl
I see u man

i c too crude,the real dude.

@vicade
you have been summoned to replace tianshe, as he didnt shown up. pls battle against oldsync

GROUP OF 16 KNOCKOUT DRAWS. BATTLE VERSES SHOULD BE MAXIMUM OF 16 BARS I.E not more than 32LINES

EDOSIOO VS MENIKE
CRUDE VS SIMMY
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX
OLDSYNC VS VICADE
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST
NOSA VS MAKAVELE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ''EDOSIOO'S MURDER 2008 MOST CREDIBLE BATTLE RAP TOURNAMENT BEGIN .
pls post ur verses. edosioo in da battle building.

Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open
« #36 on: August 04, 2008, 12:38 PM »

mic check 1-2

@MENIKE

i would have menike and his father dancing in ma video like it's puffy and mase
metaphorical queen edosioo am like ''mya'' yall are about to see ''the best of me''
edosioo is madder than madarocka yall can call me da cheif rocker
nairaland showstopper,007 the moonraker, watch me clothesline menike like da bush whacker
in nairaland niggas respect edosioo because am royalty ask wordsmith
call me da fresh prince the way am gettin 'jiggy wit it' like 'will smith'
his mom is an idoit she dresses like the dumb cheek from red hot chilli pepper
rhymes sicker than salt n pepa i got his legs locked down like a crawling leper
ama run over this animal like a caterpillar watch me take shots like lampard
his mouth is too hot cus he swallowed too much red hot chilli peppers
menike is a true son of his mom, stupidity runs in their entire family.menike has no rod
menike is already scared of me call me ''rambo'' cus am drawing ''the first blood''
u is compared to a dustbin your nothing but a baby's diaper because your full of shit
slash his lungs ,chop his guts, Bleep this slut until his throat slit
short ass nigga he won the best mc prize in d nigerian pygmies association award
no wonder his nickname is ''nairaland's most distinguished coward''
grab a sit yo watch edosioo shine because i lyrically respect my grind
don king aint here yet but dosioo has already drawn the battle line
bloody infant ,this kid is trying to grow from ''boys to men''
he is down ''on bended knees'' because he knows its the ''end of the road'' man!
menike is like yingyang twins rappin in silence because he is always saying nothin
thats why his head swells as if it was roasted in a microwave oven
this dirty swine is nothing but a pig because he is always eating guinea corn
he never dated a girl thats why he sings ''am lonely'' like akon
a hungry man is an angry man someone tell shaz to bring edosioo some beef to roast
i will make him pack his ''ghana must go'' like he's from ''gold coast''
like a fortune teller watch me predict menike's walkover like nostradamus holo-caust
like d lord of ajasa, my style is 2phat call me da ''elephant'' like am from 'ivory coast'
like al pacino i will strike this punk down like i am da''god father''
u have nowhere to run because i watch your every move like i am ''big brother''
shameless punk stop staring the Bleep at me else i will puncture your eye retina
you are no match to me because i been running the game like the referee colina
i have a feeling this menike gay wont show up cus he is nothing but a scared maggoot
menike ''the game is over'' shaz u can now call me ''p-square to do this gay''

WTF?!!! ROF-LMFAO!!! Jesus, Bolaji that was the dumbest shit i've ever seen you write man. . . ever since that battle with chiogo where she whooped your ass. God, that battle brings hilarious memories. . . "She swallowed ten saggy balls. . ." ROF-LMAO!!!

@smith
and u say bolaji is not important, here ,, see how u r commenting \nd remembering him. that nigga surely rocks .
, yall should get him back in nairaland.

@all
whatch yall waiting for , see the fixtures above and drop ur verses. seems some mcs are scared of imminent defeat

i'll drop my lines b4 the next 24 hours, watch out skeptic, you gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeee.

@MAkavele
Good flowz. Ur really prooving ur Steam.

How long are we gonna sit arround?

I want in!

Shaz:

Edosioo, remember Deadline - August 27th

is this a threat.??
how can u give a deadline for a tourney u have no stake in, pure rubbish

thats the side attraction, of course we gon disqualify no showwers, but its on our rules not urs. u dey hear??