E fast u complain e slow u dey cry

Una difficult to please o o

buoye1: As long as browsing is concerned,ETIBABA is the best!........I dey rock am die

True.
My MTN is presently in coma

IamDebola: @OP, I had similar issues in 1956, to rectify it, change your APN to SLOW.
Ewu!

LOL

Good advert for Etisalat. Seun must be smiling to the bank

It will be a shame if u dnt get insulted for creating such a dumb thread but i will nt dignify u by giving u dat insult... Blame d mod who put dis in FP

guy no stress yourself. If you really mean just come my area, no problem

Is this an Etisalat Promo or what? Otherwise the OP should have simply gone back to his airtel plan and the MODs shouldn't have allowed this on front page.

Good advert for Etisalat. Seun must be smiling to the bank

This frontpage alone is far better than signing those useless celebrities.

dumb mod for pushing to frnt page

if u feel say 3GB dey small for u then look for better alternatives whatsapp 08107819486

If only there was tweak for unlimited...

I don't know why you guys are abusing the OP when you don't know what he is talking about. I use etisalat modern and I experience the same thing unlike Mtn or Airtel. The speed is too much and you would see a page trying to open with 456kb or even 2mb per second in some cases and the page won't open at a supersonic speed compared to the data speed it's deducting. Etisalat charges 4000 nairaland for a 1.5gb data plan but before the end of the week your left with 300mb or less. It's not about jumping to another network but the ability to reduce the data speed. If the pages were opening a the click of a mouse it's another thing entirely. This month I have renewed my subscription twice and we haven't even gotten to Christmas and I don't browse with it more than 3 hours daily. Something is definitely wrong somewhere and this anomaly has to stop. It's another form of cheating the masses when they pay for something they are not getting.

Lolz, how about that Nothing I no go see 4 dis life, what of when you're using swift 4g, I once downloaded 1.1gb within 4 minutes, almost 10mb/sec, I haven't seen such speed in my life,... Guy stop complaining over nothing, no allow dis ppl block dis stuff, becos if dey do, me n u go get problems, not problem

chiefkpokp: Please, is there anyone in the house who is having same issue with me? Yes, although I know it's good to be enjoying my etisalat 3gig on my pc, but you see, how i wish i could adjust the speed in either in my modern on any software, because i could remember when i was using airtel, i could use 6gb which would last for me for almost a month, because the speed was slow and so on like that, and I could only be spending my tweak money at least minimum of every 3 weeks, but since I ported to etibaba, because of of the speed, I now spend at least 1-1-1000 every 2, 2days, please i know that its good for some people, but its not too fair for me, because I need the network to be slow, so that i can be getting value for my 1k. Any idea please?

In between!! Anyone when insult me, na thunder from heaven go remind the beneficiary of his or her Bleep, so respond responsibly.

chew the sim card

What a diseducated Nigerian. God will surely punish IBB!

logica: If you travel from Agege to Oshodi, first in a Keke NAPEP and then again in a BMW X6 you will find out that the fact that you got to Oshodi faster in the BMW does not mean that the distance between Agege and Oshodi increased as you traveled faster.

LMAO. Best Comment Ever!

I don't understand a word, from the entire post.

human being sha, never satisfied.... when it was too slow, u complained. now,it is too fast u r still complaining... which 1 u dey?

I need to mouze like 4 redwines now!!! its good to celebrate my post on FP Things... E non easy!! Seun, I non go attack ur bois again. we don settle now.

WTF....wats dis doing on FP
u no sabi CC numba ni.....beta topic jare

Fast where?? Come and see Etisalat after 6pm here

Naija get problem

OP should download kemulator and use opera mini on pc.

big ups to Etisalat Internet network. they ar d best in Nigeria. they cn still improve on d speed anyway.

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...and this made the front page? while there more beneficial posts out there! https://www.nairaland.com/1558002/been-scammed-judge-between-me

if network slow una go dey lament, now d network fast una still dey complain.....I hail smekind of pple shaa...bad belle pple

Conspiracy of the highest order.
Etisalat marketers in the house: I hail. Na too much. .Keep it up!

logica: If you travel from Agege to Oshodi, first in a Keke NAPEP and then again in a BMW X6 you will find out that the fact that you got to Oshodi faster in the BMW does not mean that the distance between Agege and Oshodi increased as you traveled faster.

God bless you, is the op too myopic to know this; the network being fast only helps to save time but wouldn't consume more data