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How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
a girl i met a few days ago and really in love with just told me out of the blues that she's married and would be travelling to meet her husband in porthacourt by tomorrow..... i've been trying to commit suicide since but it doesnt seem to be working.... #ties rope on my waist and ties it to ceiling fan #five minutes later still not dead...... HABA!!!! whats going on? #pours kerosine inside cup #adds some water and sand #washes face with the mixture and still not dead after fiver minutes, still feeling no pains I NEED HELP CUS I'VE GOT TO GET THIS DONE ASAP |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Waspy(m): 3:26pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Go hug transformer, simple |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 3:33pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 3:33pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Waspy: Go hug transformer, simplethanks......would've done that but there's no light,so whats the point |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 3:40pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Ur not funny jare |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by autofreak2020(m): 4:02pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
I laugh in rasta ferran |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by autofreak2020(m): 4:02pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Getting yourself killed makes no difference to our population (170 million people), it is just like losing 1ppb (1 part per billon) of water. Oga, think about this, coz your death does not affect the price of chicken in the market. |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by autofreak2020(m): 4:22pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
martha: Ur not funny jare |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by njuwo(m): 6:47pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Suicide na soup wey you wan come eat am |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by omodapson(m): 10:47pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Simple, go and jump infront of a moving train. |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 12:09am On Dec 22, 2013 |
omodapson: Simple, go and jump infront of a moving train.NO GOOD SUGGESTION? NOW I GIVE UP..... |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by pussyeater(m): 3:38am On Dec 22, 2013 |
Ask Oshiomole |
Re: How To Commit Suicide When A Girl Breaks Ur Heart by Nobody: 3:47am On Dec 22, 2013 |
chupere: a girl i met a few days ago and really in love with just told me out of the blues that she's married and would be travelling to meet her husband in porthacourt by tomorrow.....Very Simple. Drink 2 litres of fuel. Then light matches in your mouth. |
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