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Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
AKPOS:- Sweetheart, i’m GEJ EKAITTE:- U’r kidding, Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPORS:- I mean, i’m GEJ- GOING ON EMERGENCY JOURNEY! EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U’re not serious! What kind of journey are u going on? AKPORS:- OBJ EKAITTE:- To meet Obsanjo? AKPORS:- No, it means ON A BUSSINESS JOURNEY. EKAITTE:- Oh! AKPORS:- Yes… IBB EKAITTE:- Babangida? AKPORS:- I’LL BE BACK EKAITTE:- *smiles* AKPORS:- Till then ACN. EKAITTE:- U want to join Politics? AKPORS:- I’LL ALWAYS CALL UR NUMBER. EKAITTE:- Hmmm… AKPORS:- While i’m away, PDP with love. EKAITTE:- Whats? AKPORS:- PLEASE DON’T PLAY WITH OUR LOVE. EKAITTE:- U know i won’t BRF. AKPORS:- What has lagos state governor, got to dowith all this!? EKAITTE (smiles):- I’LL BE RIGHTOUS & FAITHFUL! AKPORS:- I trust U EKAITTE:- FOOL! AKPORS (Screamed):- Whaaat!? EKAITTE:- FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE! Who Killed It Akpos Or Ekaitte?? |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 4:55pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA --- who told u dt all ur mates weh first u start fit make am before u finish ? If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first before ROAD SAFETY----who told u dt its by how far , na by how well !!.... If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d adverts----- who told u dt u must dress nude or indecently dis Xmas to jst get married ? If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even common shoe before , but now he wears 3 different shoes per hour --- who told u dt u will continue being poor ?...over hope dey jareee If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit comot police for high way and check points thereby stopping dia N20 rogger -----who told u dt Naija no go better again ?........no be me talk am oo If 2face fit finally repent and marry Anie - --- who told u dt ur current boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥♥ him and dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis Xmas If ma street fit get light every (4-5am) ----- who tell u say hope no dey for constant light in naija by 2025 ?....ok naa If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------ who told u dt ur bestfriend or lover no fit do worse than this?.....be careful! If them fit tie cow with rope upon all em size but must use chain to hold dog follow body, who be that wey dey tell you say you worth nothing? As this year runs to an end,i pray that God will elevate us speedily beyond our expectations and he will also establish us in the midst of his kindness and favor...How many AMEN do i get here |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 4:56pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Wait a minute,what kind of nonsense is this, This has got to stop! When CL0SE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly. When GILETTE Does an advert, they will show you someone's beards, armpit and they will show you how well the shaving stick works. When DETTOL does an advert, they will show you someone taking his or her bath in the bathroom with the soap........... ......But what the hell is wrong with ALWAYS ULTRA Sanitary PAD? When they are doing their advert, they will never show us anything! All we see is a girl rolling on her bed or secondary school girls singing on the field... How does that show us what the pad is used for? LoL Happy new Year in Advance. |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 4:58pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
WIKIPEDIA- I know everything.... GOOGLE- I have everything.... FACEBOOK- I know everyone.... INTERNET- Without me, you are nothing.... ELECTRICITY- Keep talking bitches!!!!! |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 5:02pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
BEFORE MARRIAGE BOY: I have been waiting for this day GIRL: Do you want me to leave? BOY: No GIRL: Do you love me? BOY: Of course GIRL: Will you ever cheat on me? BOY: Never in my life GIRL: Will you ever kiss me? BOY: Every chance I get GIRL: Will you hit me? BOY: Are you crazy? GIRL: Can I trust you? BOY: Yes GIRL: SweetHeart... AFTER MARRIAGE [Read from bottom to top...] Fact.......lol |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OmniSparrow: 6:23pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
get d chains. we have anoda: one here. |
Re: Federal Ministry Of Jokes - Case of Akpos and Ekaitte by OYINBOGOJU(m): 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Akpos sat down in the bar next to Ochuko. Both of them were having a good time when the news came on TV. The woman reporter shouts out ‘This is just in! A man Is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump’ The Ochuko leans over to the Akpos and whispers, ‘I bet you $50 that this man will jump.’ Akpos responded ‘You’re on.’ So, both of them stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next. Finally, the man jumps. Akpos turns to the Ochuko and hands him the $50. Ochuko, feeling guilty, says ‘I can’t take this money. I saw the news earlier this morning. I knew he was going to jump off the cliff.’ Akpos replied, ‘Well, I saw it too. But I never knew he would do it again. lol 1 word for Akpors |
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