Dhurmynick:

You're too proud. Its a thing guys hate with passion. Stop it.

Pretyangel25: [/quote][quote author=Abbey2sam]Ugly chicks be like > > > > > > >

Pretyangel25: ahahahahahahahah contine waiting o

Abbey2sam: Ugly chicks be like > > > > > > >

deejay_harry1:




here you go babez..

Mondisweets:

deejay_harry1: she wouldnt like that disclosed maam...

Dannylux: Skyscraper, you seem to be an Interesting somebody, sorry we got off on the wrong foot.
Truce?


This is one funny thread!

maureen5: no she wouldn't.

not to worry.

Austeenx: Ugly girls give me hard-ons.

Austeenx: Ugly girls give me hard-ons.

Pretyangel25: tnx but I didn't say I'm proud of myself, d op got me angry by asking if I'm ugly all because I told him dat he needs deliverance

sкчscrαρεr™:
It's official: prettyangel is ugly, i dare you to post your picture.

sкчscrαρεr™:
Please will you deliver me? In my room sha.

Pretyangel25: hahahahaahha shebi u wan finish me

sкчscrαρεr™:
i won't kill you naw..me i am still inexperienced in the game. I was hoping you could teach me some sex positions.

sкчscrαρεr™:
I am a cute & intelligent guy, I dress moderately with enough swag to match but I don't know why ugly girls usually find me attractive. I've been into some relationships in the past but none had seemed to work out perfectly.

I had trust issues with my last girlfriend and decided to call the relationship quit and had since vowed never to rush into a new relationship and also rush out, because that seemed to be the end result.

However, some ugly girls had been looking for several ways to become my girlfriend from their reactions but to no avail as I'd rather remain celibate than engage a relationship with an ugly girl. No dis-respect to all the ugly babes on Nairaland but I think a good-looking brother deserve a good-looking sister, or so I say.

One of these ugly girls was a friend of a friend, I don't know exactly how she got my number but she called me sometime ago with a 'private number' and a fake name and somehow we got talking. Ironically, the fake name happens to be the namesake of someone I had a crush on, so I played along thinking she was the one. After that time, this ugly girl kept calling me without hiding her number and also sending me endless text messages so I saved her number.

I outrightly fell in love with her plus she had an angelic voice. It's ironic how ugly girls usually have pretty voices, innit? One day she finally revealed her true identity to me while we were gisting on phone, immediately she called her real name I instantly recognised her and felt my whole world crashing upon me, this was a girl I usually calls practically four times per day, sometimes I would send her love quotes before going to bed and when I can't think of a suitable one I would google it and then send it to her.

To make matters worst, this girl was not only ugly but she had knock knees. Anyways, I pitily ended the call that day but not after I lied that I was not the guy she knew, I could feel the pain, sadness and emotional trauma I made her go through but there was really nothing I could do. I felt bad afterwads but nothing spectacular could had been between the both of us.

Aside her, about four other girls whom I also consider ugly are trying to get into my life but yet to succeed. It's not like I am being cocky about my looks but I just don't fancy dating ugly girls and I believe alot of other guys reading this feels the same way I do. The thing is, all these girls demand for my phone number and I reluctantly give it to them but never call, they always do the calling and sometimes complain that I don't care as if I'am their boyfriend.

I could easily give them a stern warning never to call me again but that's unlike me, I don't like to hurt a girl's feelings, but then my heart keeps judging me becaues of pretence. Have you been in such situation before? How did you get rid of them? Please advice me!

matsilver: It all depend on d kind of beauty u ar lukin 4, is't facial beauty or inner beauty? If itz facial beauty u dnt need 2 luk 4 dem, i hv so many of dem in my area, come 2 3rd avenue b4 mr.biggz gwarinpa estate, we hv so many angelz dia, in my area we call dem "ukwu" meanz fresh. But if itz inner beauty u ar luking 4, plz. I will advice u stick 2 doz ur ugly frnd, i beliv 1 of has wat u ar lukin 4.!!!!

Pretyangel25: tnx but I didn't say I'm proud of myself, d op got me angry by asking if I'm ugly all because I told him dat he needs deliverance

sкчscrαρεr™:
you're not far from the truth. I've discovered that some ugly girls usually have fresh brëast and me love sucking brëast because my mom didn't feed me much when I was born.

Pretyangel25: guys dat claim d re inexperienced in d game re usually d ones dat have enough experienced. Me don't knw any sex position o

Donalð Genes:

E be like say this Angel is secretly crushing on Skyscrapper abi na lie?

Donalð Genes:
This guys won't keel me with laugh,you be original Mumu oh, see how you dey accuse your sweet mum for not giving you enough breeasst to suck...i fit kick your Balls now and seize your vaseline now

Donalð Genes:

E be like say this Angel is secretly crushing on Skyscrapper abi na lie?

sкчscrαρεr™:
Errrr.. And I thought I was the only one who noticed. Angel, you hear?

Donalð Genes:

lmao! Show us pictures or we won't believe you

Pretyangel25: wetin u de notice huh?

sкчscrαρεr™:
She also called me 'honey'. Please be nice, where are you base?