Kissing is a beautiful thing. The interlock of separate lips, the exchange of saliva, the romantic gesture and the taste of that sweet sensation.

Everybody loves to kiss and to be kissed. In my opinion, kissing is healty and it helps build a stronger bond between lovers.

Personally, I love kissing, especially dark skinned ladies with pink lips, ewww... The succulent feeling emanating from the touch of the lips always blew me away, and when it metamorphose in french-kissing, the tickling of the tongue is top notch.

However, there are some turn-offs that makes me detest kissing a lady, for example:

- Glossy lips: I hate kissing a lady with excessive paint on their lips, especially, ladies who paint their lips with red-paint or whatever they call it. Am i expected to lick the paint like it's some sort of lollipop? It's even annoying when you see dark-skinned ladies wear those red-paint on their lips, it was originally designed for light-skinned ladies to bring out of beauty of their lips. A wet-lips is simple and perfect for dark skinned ladies.

- Some ladies have black spot on teeth: If you're a lady with this deficiency and your guy is still kissing you, just know that he's doing it out of pity. Try to see a doctor so they can get your teeth well shaped and washed.

- Dark spot on the tongue: Hmmm, I don't know if this is a natural phenommenon but the sight of it is gross. It discourage french-kissing and it's a big turn-off for some guys like me. Always use a thicker tooth-brush to scrub your tongue when brushing your teeth, if it doesn't work then see a doctor.

- Yellowish gum on the teeth and tongue: Awww... That's just disguisting. I was talking with a lady sometime ago and the gums in her mouth were stretching elastically like she just finished munching okro soup. I almost threw-up that day.

- Kissing a lady that is taller than me: Well, this is much better than the others I've mention but I find it kind of awkward kissing a lady that's taller that me. The thing is, I'm not too much on the tall side, I don't particularly know my height yet but I should be about 6'5. A particular lady in my school was stalking me but I avoided her by all means because she was way taller than me, she even went ahead to tell my friends that we were dating. Meaning, when we want to kiss, i would always have to climb something or she has to bend down first, that's so not cool.

- Ladies with mouth odour: Jeez! I think this should be the number one on the list, some ladies have terrible mouth odour that is capable of literally resurrating one from the dead. Well, most people are oblivious that they have mouth odour, some guys don't care but I do.

- Tiny lips: This is common with white women. If you ask me if I've kissed a white girl before, the answer would be 'No' but I've seen alot of them on tv. Some white girls even go as far to do surgery just to make their lips bigger, I'm not even talking about brëast or yansh enlargement here. Infact, God created our ladies specially with all the endowment of life. It pains me when I see black people bleaching their skin just to look white, such people are definately suffering from inferiority complex.

- Naivety: Some ladies don't know how to kiss. Some time ago, I was kissing a lady and she mistakenly bit my bottom lip, it was painful though but what could I do? I had to teach her how to kiss properly and now she is a pro. *wink*

So guys in the house, I'm throwing this question to you. What do you look at before you agree to kiss a lady, or you don't care so long you guys kissed. Don't be shy ooo, Let's make this thread interesting, the ladies are also allowed to contribute.

She must clean her mouth with hypo and olive oil.

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vizkiz: M i d only one who noticed dis dude didnt murder enqlish 2day?

Lols..bros my madness is unstable, I could be wole soyinka today and PEJ the following day.. Anyways, I'd love to see your contribution.

slap1: She must clean her mouth with hypo and olive oil.

Toor, na so your gf mouth dey ooze.. Lols

If the lady has a mouth odour, then kissing won't come oh

I distaste guys with big lips and plaques hidden @ d corners of their teeth infact, it's d first tin i watch out for when a guy talks to me or laughs close to me. U shouldn't have those "green stuffs" on ur teeth.
Of course, mouth odour is a killjoy too.. Buh hey, mint ain't expensive! GET IT..
First female to comment right?

^^ Yeah! You're the first female to comment, and I'm hoping to see more comments from ladies. It still baffles me how some guys have those yellowish and sometimes greenish substance beside their teeth, worts is, you'll find it amongst teenagers. I used to think, only older people have it.

i dislike mouth odour....its de first thing i notice wen speaking to a guy and smelly breath....we are mingling breaths and exchanging saliva so brush ur teeth and tongue especially before coming clse

Mummytea: I distaste guys with big lips and plaques hidden @ d corners of their teeth infact, it's d first tin i watch out for when a guy talks to me or laughs close to me. U shouldn't have those "green stuffs" on ur teeth.
Of course, mouth odour is a killjoy too.. Buh hey, mint ain't expensive! GET IT..
First female to comment right?

Pls how does it feel like to kiss a big-lipped guy ? Those "green stuffs", do u mean algae ? jst wonderin what dat cud be..but wait first,when som 'special' mouths are opened to talk close to u( let alone kiss),u be like **u drink suck away water**

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Toor, na so your gf mouth dey ooze.. Lols

You said 'a lady' o!

Mummytea: I distaste guys with big lips

Big lips does not necessarily mean BIG LIPS, perhaps I used the wrong word. What I meant was that, white ladies usually usually have thin lips while Black ladies have Full lips. Below are picture illustrations. Now, you guys are the judge, Which amongst them is more sexy and tempting to kiss.

Go get a life @OP. If as vast as life is, kissing is the only thing you can write this epistle on then you need deliverance. Your mates are there winning National essays, scholarships and what have you, while you are here analyzing kissing as if that's what brings a successful life, submissive wife, or sound children.

Nonsense.

Picture of another sexy black lady with an attractive lips.

slap1: You said 'a lady' o!

I know. I was just kidding though.

Preceedo: Go get a life @OP. If as vast as life is, kissing is the only thing you can write this epistle on then you need deliverance. Your mates are there winning National essays, scholarships and what have you, while you are here analyzing kissing as if that's what brings a successful life, submissive wife, or sound children.

Nonsense.

Firstly, I already have a life and in life, All work and no play makes Sky a dull boy. Since your mates are winning essays how come you haven't won either? By the way, what makes you think everybody like you needs a scholarship to survive? Because no girls has kissed you doesn't mean you should display your anger here. Besides, I created this post in romance section, and if you're so not jobless like you claim then you wouldn't have the time to be reading this post, instead you'll be striving hard to have a more successful life. Or did i force you to comment?

Least I forget, I'm still too young to be thinking of having a wife and children for now. So deal with it! Nonsense

@Op, i so get u aii.. Full lips are fun to kiss.. It makes d kiss last much longer. Buh der r some guys wif really big lips.. Der aren't proportionate @all. Dats disgusting i tell ya.
And btw, if i waz a lesbo, i wld hv chosen d first black gal

phlemzy:
Pls how does it feel like to kiss a big-lipped guy ? Those "green stuffs", do u mean algae ? jst wonderin what dat cud be..but wait first,when som 'special' mouths are opened to talk close to u( let alone kiss),u be like **u drink suck away water**

Yeah, dose 'green stuffs' are algae/bacteria that hv solidified and turned to plaques.

Mummytea: @Op, i so get u aii.. Full lips are fun to kiss.. It makes d kiss last much longer. Buh der r some guys wif really big lips.. Der aren't proportionate @all. Dats disgusting i tell ya.
And btw, if i waz a lesbo, i wld hv chosen d first black gal

Mehn, who no like beta thing? I don't mind kissing that first black girl until the end of the world.

sкчscrαρεr™:
Mehn, who no like beta thing? I don't mind kissing that first black girl until the end of the world.

Hahahaha! Badt boi

Bad breath could be a turn off during romantic kiss too

I see

@Edykul...stop veiwing.......n comment.

Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Meby Andyblaze:3:52pm
So I just met this girl 2 months ago and so far, it’s
been a good relationship apart from her always telling her family about our sex life.
But then the bigger problem is that she doesn't know how
to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of her saliva
in my mouth which I usually have to swallow
because I don't want to hurt her pride by going to
spit right after she kisses me.
I've talked to her about it though jokingly and she always says
it’s because she's usually so turned on when we kiss
deeply that she doesn't have control over how much she salivates.
Do I leave a small basin beside the bed
whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to
My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own
saliva and don't need extra.
Help Am Afraid Of Kissing Nigerian Girls!by paddy_lo(m):11:43amOnMay 12,2011
Ok heres the deal. . i spent 5yrs in the USA. .but now i am back to Nigeria. .
and obviously as a young nice looking dude am back into the dating scene. . .
I have gone on tons of dates. . .but the problem is i hesitate to kiss naija girls. . even when they willingly offer their lips and mouths
The reason?. . .I cannot be too sure of their dental hygiene. .
How many of them brush 2wice daily?. . use mouthwash or more importantly how many floss?
Flossing is a big deal for me. . I just cant shake the feeling that that pretty girl has 2 day old meat stuck in her teeth somewhere
Flossing is even more important than brushing. . .when u brush and floss daily u have good breath for 24hrs
I have actually had to introduce flossing to one chick that spent 3days with me. .
however after showing her how to do it. . . she claimed its tough on her teeth. .
so as expected i couldnt bring myself to kiss her the rest of her stay. .
so ppl. . what should i do?. . what percentage of Naija girls. . floss or use mouthwash anyway?. . .1%. . 10%
seems like on my next date,am going to ask straight up. . do u floss?. . and if not bounce the chick immediately
perhaps i should go look for a repat chick like myself?. .

vizkiz: M i d only one who noticed dis dude didnt murder enqlish 2day?

...............Bad belle