I chop rocks that i sell on the block, call it kung-fu hustle/
i am from an era where gangstas blow smoke out they nostrils/
My morbid skills forbid that i ever catch writer's block/
my life could have been worse, 25 to life bid in a Riker's block/
quitting jocking my style, stay off this writer's cock/
see me masked up, nutting naked chickenheads like Eyes Wide Shut/
Big pimping, i put the Mac into Apple, then i drink my cider up/
smoke weed like Pineapple Express, love sex and chronic stubs/
stay all about my investments and paper, call me Monie Love/

All you lame ass guys who wanna spit
Well just fall back cause Im gonna make ya sick
Around here I'm known as the Goddess Aphrodite
I'll have you sprung like T-pain in one bite
See my rhymes are mysterious as sand, flow like water
Feel like a challenge, well please don't bother
Cus I'm that heart breaker, soul stealer, yes a backstabber
I'll steal ya man and spend all his cash in laughter
I'm just like Delilah, I'll leave you all drained
Then go home, take a bath in ya pain
You see I aint MC Lyte, don't need no ruffnecks
All I need is pathetic guys with big checks
So quit your whining, pouting, and the tears
Cus I'll inhale it all like Freddy Crouger and fears.

Po Deep is back to clear the air to murk this n*gga Malthuss/
cos he be spewin' so much horsesh*t he needs to get his mouth brushed/,
lame ass dictionary definition of wack, I'm knockin' ya jaws/
I'm-a stick ur head up jchublue's ass b4 I knock 'em like doors/
cockin' four-fours/
have shaz in my living room droppin' dem draw'z/.
Now I know why X is a hybrid/
born of bjpumpin and menike, stop tryna hide it/,

Ay yo bloodz, whata guan? Been a while, yeah? Well, been busy.
One.

this is ma first time to drop a verse on the rap section of NL.

*TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*

let me accentuate the reason am here/
for y'll who wanna hate,know this guy aint got no fear/
imma berate u,cos u stepped in the devils lair/
let me elucidate this,so u get the picture clear/

like braveheart,"i'mma throw u off the bridge,with a bullet in ur eye",/
i already did my part to abridge this gud-for-nothing guy/
do you dig? say yes and dnt fucking ask me why/
now accede to be my subbordinate till the day you die/

am deleterious like a grenade/
so dangerous even busta became afraid/
am audacious,i aint like an insect scared of raid/
like colossus, to no other can i be compared/

my words are cosmopolitan,so hard to understand/
yet i've never had a ban,since i came to nairaland/
the only one,who can give every other man command/
quotidian i make fey stuff happen with my wand/

@jchublue

nice try dowg . . . . u welcome to the thread hommes . . . .much respect and keep flows coming


@oniyinye22

nice try ma . . . anoda female netcee . . . u welcome . . .the honors mine . . .dont stop blazing . . .much respect


@podeep

homeboy . . its 'bout time u showed up . . . .taking shots at the brid . . . .yeah ! i saw that . . . .much respect . . welcomed to the thread bro

@dono3a5

u welcome to the block . . . .much respect bro


@shaz

whats up gurl? . . . .still waiting on u to start that battle thread . . . .


@malthuss

bro . . . i saw that man . . . .u like a roach. . . .u never wanna die man . . . . .a BIG pain in da assss . . . .get back at ya soon

Po Deep:

Po Deep is back to clear the air to murk this n*gga Malthuss/

have shaz in my living room droppin' them draw'z/.
Now I know why X is a hybrid/
born of bjpumpin and menike, stop trying to hide it/,

Ay yo bloodz, whata guan? Been a while, yeah? Well, been busy.
One.

lol thats po-deep in da building, where the eff has ur has been boy, miss all ur drama nigga , hows u doin,

@anyone
nice one po-deep calling me out , does anyone want a piece of the banned new improved bjpumpin?

@onyinye
thats sounds like a guy rapping. hope u aint an hermaphrodite, ?u want some of daddy?

Put the nine to ur back, now who's the striker/
ur rap skills remind me of Adam, its obvious ur just a biter/
My sex drive is phenomenal, leave ur girl with a knocked-up engine/
On the streets, i take ur cash, and give u coke, like i am vending/
Carry large digits in my pockets like Levis 501s/
dont eat where where i shit like cow dung/
my lyrics so valuable, call them the Dow Jones/
and if u ve been listening, its obvious ur now sprung/
blessed with a lethal mental, and a foul tongue/
built for stamina like the Energizer bunny, i just power on/
enemies get dispersed in different directions like The Tower of Babylon, shit

@malthuss

netcees knw the brid flow with d greatest of ease/
am on time/fake cats are either late or diseased/
courtesy of d brid /even ur bitch knws ma "P /
malthusis get off the brids d!ck please/
i knw u hot but ma prognosis is /
u prolly freeze when the brid spit/
grab ma cock/when i cum bitch say cheese/
niggar cant battle /so u swallow-cock/ easy wit the squeez/
slit ur balls wit a swiss/ toss "em in the air/
ma phones keep ringing like a slap to ur ear/
so niggers got ur back/cuss they got em d!cks in ur rear/
dissing the brid like he aint hurr/
like i aint clapping u from way over thurr /
paramedics everywhurr / yeah! right thurr/screaming "stay clear"/
d only shit u dropping is sagging balls wit no hair/
running ur mouth/like i aint the reason u on em wheel chair/
wit ma eyes closed brid pop d cap off ur d!ck head/
then knitt that back like a bleeping rap thread /



yo!!!! malthuss . . . .i aint saying u won . . .but in all honesty i gots to give it to ya man . . . . .i am done battling u dowg . . .u ve had my respect as a netcee from way back when u won that tourney bro . . . .much respect . . . go kill some other netcee the brids a survivor dowg . . .

@hannibal

hey,drop some of that hot stuff on the freestyle lounge . . .

@bj, what's good? U still bringin' drama to the nairaland doorsteps?

@hybrid, u know how we do homz.

Hey, Po Deep, what's gud? Missed ya.

@all, well I thought I was done with this rap shit. Guess I'll be baq.

Cheese n Rice. . . . .

So many rap cats hide in this crevice.
Errrrrm, lemme see. . . . . I remember Menike and ma homeboy mailmalc.
In case y'all dunno who Hanni is. . . . .He used to be J-A-C-K-A-L.
I'd be back to drop science on this thread.

this segzi crespo on the mic/ i got a lot or siht on my grin/ im the nu king or everything / n bitche*s dont say no to me i'm like a wedding ring /i'm sick or blow jobs bitche* leave me alone. peace.

@hybrid
wat it do?this place is rily hott

@Shaz, u told me what??

Lord help me in what I'm bout to do.L0Lz.


So they been asking where I been, call me Ms. Carter
Well, I been out there grinding harder
Call me Nas, I'm back to claim my crown, where y'all hide it?
Duck low now Cuz it's about to get started
A young rebel I am like Karina Pasian, yes I'm 16 at war
I give these niggas 10 glasses of hennesy, still can't spit a decent bar
All these bitches wanna diss
And all these niggas wanna kiss
Feeling like weezy f. , I'm illie up in these streets
So when they ask you where am at, tell em up in that maserati back seats.


Hey, I'm just testing. Phew, been a while.

D shit I've done tryin' 2 have ma fun
Now I'm on da run
'coz behind me points a gun,
but tistill up there, da sun,
and while it shines, I'll never be done.

Hi Frendz,
I'm Leogetz,
anythang u wan' Leo, Getz.

In time, the Vetz 4 da Petz,
The Netz In Setz are Metz's,
Letz Disz 'em?
Nope,
In Ma Hood
Niggaz ar 4 Rentz

I sit back in my chair lounging,and dreaming
reminiscing of those times that life was about chiling
all of a sudden my eyes go red and my face starts streaming
and I remember all my friends who stopped living
Tabitha lay dying and all her thoughts were about her sinning
Rasheed is lost and stopped believing
and can only see rain even while the sun is shining
i wanted to be a saviour and stop everyone's heart from bleeding
but my shoulder are frail and go through life by limping
Jehovah so silent and the devil is winning
Happiness and sadness are just table tops spinning

well i guess freestyle is all about rhyming

@shaz

. . . . this is why am hot!!!!! the thread is hot at the moment . . . .we seeing an influx of netcess plus creativity . . . .no need to distinguish me thread from menikes . . . .its all the same thing ma . . . .this is the "freestyle lounge" come in and freestyle . . . . see thurrs a whole lot of difference in my shit from others . . . .we got skillz in hurr . . . .its like a lyrical revolution in hurr . . .damn!!


This is the perfert platform to start the NEXT battle thread . . . .waiting on u shaz


@cbase,ehie,hannibal,chiogo

much respect . . . thanks for popping in and dropping some hot ish . . . . u welcome . . . .like my gurl shaz already said . . stay active

one love

chiogo been a while . . .see u still got it

@segzi cres

u welcome to the thread homes . . . much respect,

Thanks, needed to work the brain cells,

The Moral of Life is that Greed is good
Gordon Gekko said it best in Wallstreet to be his dude,
You had to be poor,young and hungry and best be misunderstood
get a dog if U want a friend,who will read ur every mood
Love and emotions steady diet of the fool
The strong survive,the weak their food.

i've been here for only 5 minutes
and my fans are already rolling in
that's how i do up here in my hood
we bust up them rooms and turn
them in to companies, we give em
water to drink but the drink it and
get water of life, i'm the one you'll ve
waiting for, the messiah of rap, it got me
going a wire, downloading them goons
with lime wire, when ever i'm in my hood i'm always a wire,


coming back at you'll with more.

@bjpumpin

Don't think of me as the new chic on the block
Cus the rhymes i spit, make the world tick tock
You see I do big boy things, ride big boy toys
I seduce chumps like you and make ya salute Ahoy!
You aint even man enough so please step back
Cus ya game is tired and your rhymes are whack
I'll put you under a spell of love and lust
You'll be addicted wantin more like angel dust
Take ya change, mayne im so smart
Have ya balling in the tub singing unbreak my heart
So daddy yeah sure i'll take some of you
I love double crossing, trust crushing pathetic fools
So next time low timer don't call me hermaphrodite
You might be drinking, death's kiss, by Aphrodite.

Bolaji, i believe you just got murdered. . .