Emusan: 1) I could go to the end of the world for you!
Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

2) I would bring you the moon!
Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too because I need a part of it.

3) You're the only sugar in my tea!
Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless.

4) You're my Life!
Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right infront of you, your life is inside you.

5) I could walk a thousand mile for you!
Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make sure your route pass Borno state I need some later news.

6) What can I do to make you happy?
Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress and walk along Yaba left.

7) My heart always beats for you!
Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound?

The books in the world can't contain all the love I have for you!
Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with 21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter.

9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean!
Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will contain it.

10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent!
Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent. maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you.

11) You always drive me crazy!
Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes on our road that cause it.




Happy New Year to you all.....from Me, my unmarried wife & my unborn Child.

Ezedon: Loving u ll make my life to have light forever
Ans: plz i'm not a staff of power holding

oluwamitomisin: For real? I'm on fp?

pweetixandy: *dies*

pweetixandy: *dies*

Homguy: miss, you have a PM.

pweetixandy: *dies*

boolet: Not funny try again

Weirdone: And you said this was humorous...

Onwe101: **White girls**
1st date - Kiss
2nd date - Coffee
3rd date - Sex
**AFRICAN girls**
1st date - Handshake
2nd date - Hug
3rd date - Kiss
4th date - Attempted sex but failed
5th date - Shopping
6th date - Cinema, New Phone, more
shopping
7th date - Attempted sex but failed
8th date - Rape!!!!!!!
True or False?