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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by victor4truth(m): 5:48pm On Jan 04, 2014

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Danhumprey: 6:42pm On Jan 04, 2014

packman: [size=20pt]SEUN: HEY BABE DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

Tjskii:YEA SURE ITS BECAUSE I MODERATE FOR FREE

SEUN: WHAT!!!

Tjskii: DON'T BE VEX !!!

SEUN: YOU ARE BANNED

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ROTFL..

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Kcxee(m): 7:00pm On Jan 04, 2014

sseunhayor: Щђą┼ş ђЦM๏r๏Цş ąß๏Ц┼ ┼ђIş.... ┼ђIş Iş ş๏ ącIđIc.... I┼ ßЦrЙş MY cђєєK...

Pack well with ur curve2

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Kcxee(m): 7:02pm On Jan 04, 2014

sseunhayor: Щђą┼ş ђЦM๏r๏Цş ąß๏Ц┼ ┼ђIş.... ┼ђIş Iş ş๏ ącIđIc.... I┼ ßЦrЙş MY cђєєK...

because u buy curve2 n u download stylish write up for 7days trail u con dey disturb na wa 4 u sha Pack well with ur curve2

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Dahslim(m): 7:33pm On Jan 04, 2014

Girl - darlin', I want you to buy me BB porsche of 250k.

Boy- your father don eva use fone of 2000naira see? No be Nokia 3310 him stul dey use.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Sike(m): 7:43pm On Jan 04, 2014

Onwe101: **White girls**
1st date - Kiss
2nd date - Coffee
3rd date - Sex
**AFRICAN girls**
1st date - Handshake
2nd date - Hug
3rd date - Kiss
4th date - Attempted sex but failed
5th date - Shopping
6th date - Cinema, New Phone, more
shopping
7th date - Attempted sex but failed
8th date - Rape!!!!!!!
True or False?

hahahahaha. True True True

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by sowprice(m): 10:04pm On Jan 04, 2014

end tym post,end tym O.p end tym coment

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jan 04, 2014

Ko funny abi humorous rara

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by DocAdray(f): 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2014

op, nice one. @ Onwe101, your post really cracked me up. lol...

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Bank450(m): 11:12pm On Jan 04, 2014

Pure Sarcasms

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 11:52pm On Jan 04, 2014

packman: [size=20pt]SEUN: HEY BABE DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

Tjskii:YEA SURE ITS BECAUSE I MODERATE FOR FREE

SEUN: WHAT!!!

Tjskii: DON'T BE VEX !!!

SEUN: YOU ARE BANNED

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 04, 2014

packman: [size=20pt]SEUN: HEY BABE DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

Tjskii:YEA SURE ITS BECAUSE I MODERATE FOR FREE

SEUN: WHAT!!!

Tjskii: DON'T BE VEX !!!

SEUN: YOU ARE BANNED

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[size=25pt]Na fir ur head ban dey smell now [/size]

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by XLR8(m): 12:46am On Jan 05, 2014

Boy- Babe i love you
Babe- And i love unicorns

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 12:53am On Jan 05, 2014

Onwe101: **White girls**
1st date - Kiss
2nd date - Coffee
3rd date - Sex
**AFRICAN girls**
1st date - Handshake
2nd date - Hug
3rd date - Kiss
4th date - Attempted sex but failed
5th date - Shopping
6th date - Cinema, New Phone, more
shopping
7th date - Attempted sex but failed
8th date - Rape!!!!!!!
True or False?

TRUE

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by goldseal(m): 4:57am On Jan 05, 2014

Emusan: 1) I could go to the end of the world for you!
Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

2) I would bring you the moon!
Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too because I need a part of it.

3) You're the only sugar in my tea!
Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless.

4) You're my Life!
Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right infront of you, your life is inside you.

5) I could walk a thousand mile for you!
Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make sure your route pass Borno state I need some later news.

6) What can I do to make you happy?
Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress and walk along Yaba left.

7) My heart always beats for you!
Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound?

The books in the world can't contain all the love I have for you!
Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with 21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter.

9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean!
Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will contain it.

10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent!
Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent. maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you.

11) You always drive me crazy!
Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes on our road that cause it.

Happy New Year to you all.....from Me, my unmarried wife & my unborn Child.

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by bank2k4real(m): 6:46am On Jan 05, 2014

Yesooooooooo....talking from experienc
Happy Sunday....check my signature.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by ukachy69: 9:14am On Jan 05, 2014

Babe: I love you
Boy: I love youtube!

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by GentleFrank(m): 11:23am On Jan 05, 2014

Lol !

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by TeetoEsq(m): 2:13pm On Jan 05, 2014

I'll make you the woman of my dream. Ans. but I am still a girl not even a lady yet.......

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by wollyj1: 2:39pm On Jan 05, 2014

Honey, you hurt me, you should apologise.
Ans: OK honey, I am sorry for you!

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2014

I love number 4....haha . Life indeed

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by LadyH(f): 4:28pm On Jan 05, 2014

op's jokes r nt funi jor. tho some subsequent posts r hilarious.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by TunjiMsp: 6:11pm On Jan 05, 2014

Rubbish, think of a better write up

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jan 05, 2014

Guy: How about lunch at mr biggs on saturday.
Lady: O so sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by SHAAWA: 6:42pm On Jan 05, 2014

Boy: Look into my eyes what do you see?
Girl: eye mucus

Girl: You know I love you
Boy: I love too
Girl: can you die for me?
Boy: mine is an un(no) -dying love

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Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by jude33084(m): 6:56pm On Jan 05, 2014

Mehn it is good to laugh it out.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 05, 2014

Chitexs250: Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners" Lmao

LOLZ.....Exclaims KAAII!!!.COPIED

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by mimicue(f): 9:52pm On Jan 05, 2014

So this was a joke shocked

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by ATOYEJE(m): 4:56am On Jan 06, 2014

Emusan: 1) I could go to the end of the world for you!
Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

2) I would bring you the moon!
Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too because I need a part of it.

3) You're the only sugar in my tea!
Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless.

4) You're my Life!
Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right infront of you, your life is inside you.

5) I could walk a thousand mile for you!
Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make sure your route pass Borno state I need some later news.

6) What can I do to make you happy?
Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress and walk along Yaba left.

7) My heart always beats for you!
Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound?

The books in the world can't contain all the love I have for you!
Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with 21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter.

9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean!
Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will contain it.

10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent!
Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent. maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you.

11) You always drive me crazy!
Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes on our road that cause it.

Happy New Year to you all.....from Me, my unmarried wife & my unborn Child.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by edogho(m): 4:52pm On Jan 06, 2014

Emusan: 1) I could go to the end of the world for you!
Ans: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

2) I would bring you the moon!
Ans: Thanks, but don't forget to visit the sun too because I need a part of it.

3) You're the only sugar in my tea!
Ans: No wonder the tea always tasteless.

4) You're my Life!
Ans: That's a pure lie because I'm standing right infront of you, your life is inside you.

5) I could walk a thousand mile for you!
Ans: Don't forget to hold Alomo Bitter and make sure your route pass Borno state I need some later news.

6) What can I do to make you happy?
Ans: Only if you can tear some parts of your dress and walk along Yaba left.

7) My heart always beats for you!
Ask: How come I don't used to hear the Sound?

The books in the world can't contain all the love I have for you!
Ask: Who will read it? When I'm still battling with 21pages of Dad & Daughter's open letter.

9) If love is water I would've given you an ocean!
Ans: And don't forget to buy the drum that will contain it.

10) I can hear your voice even when you're silent!
Ans: Pure lie, things don't make sound in silent. maybe your ancestors are the one talking to you.

11) You always drive me crazy!
Ans: Ooooop! I'm sorry for that, it's the pot holes on our road that cause it.

Happy New Year to you all.....from Me, my unmarried wife & my unborn Child.

I don't know why I can't bear people saying this your answer no.10. I still do not agree that silence is really silent.

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by Macjayboy(m): 6:42pm On Jan 06, 2014

ebamma: Boy-I'll die for you-
Girl-Your name na Jesus christ?

. This is dry man

Re: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by AdeniyiA(m): 3:57pm On Jan 07, 2014

Focal: Wat abt I love u 4rm d botom of my @

little wonder you always have heartbreaks and high bp

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