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This is dedicated to all those of youthful vigor
and adventurous spirit.
I wish to warn you of amusements that will,
apparently, exist in 2050. For, by then, all
prostitutes will be robots.
I know there will be some who have craved
this notion since the first time they failed to
charm a girl at high school. However, this
prediction -- made by scientists at New
Zealand's Victoria University -- offers that one
of the greatest benefits of a prostibot is, well,
cleanliness.
My regular reading of New Zealand's Dominion
Post reveals to me that these android ladies
(and, one presumes, gentlemen) will be made
of bacteria resistant fiber and would be, um,
"flushed for human fluids."
Naturally, the thoughts of many might be
flooded with the question: "flushed by whom?"
My own first thought was that these prostibots
were described as "android." Does this mean
they will be created by the same fine brains
that brought us the self-driving car?
In their paper " Robots, Men and Sex Tourism,"
Professor Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars
focused with some resolution on how
Amsterdam's red light district might look in
2050.
They offer more reasons than mere perfectly
flushed fluids for their prognostication. They
say the prostibots -- working in a sex club with
the very onomatopoeic named "Yub-Yum" --
would destroy the trafficking of human
prostitutes from Eastern Europe and
elsewhere. They also claim that these new
androidesses will offer perfect beauty. I
wonder how many beholders will agree.
Oddly, they also suggest that men in search of
immediate commercial sexual pleasure would
have an emotional connection to their chosen
prostibot. This is touchingly difficult to
conceive, especially as men will know that
these machines cannot possibly respond to
them in any true way.
It is surely the hope for at least some men in
2012 that they are transmitting pleasure to
their human prostitute counterpart. Some men
are still human.
You might wonder why these vast minds are
feeling the need to consider futuristic
prostibottery. Well, Mars is a sexologist.
Yeoman, on the other hand, is a management
professor with a deep and abiding interest in
tourism.
Perhaps it was he, therefore, who bored down
into some of the economic aspects. This
utopian scenario involves the local city council
setting their rates. I wonder what the council's
percentage might be.
It is unclear, though, whether prostibots of
particular sizes, hair color -- or even perhaps
racy, gruff dialogue -- would demand higher
rates than those of more mundane qualities
(and, perhaps, bacteria-resistant fiber near its
sell-by date.)
However, I wonder whether this new world
has yet been sufficiently analyzed. I am
indebted beyond price to CBS Las Vegas, which
delved deeper into the fundamentals.
It asked Dennis Hof, he who owns the seminal
Moonlite Bunny Ranch -- a place where several
CES attendees have enjoyed a mopping of
their brows -- what he thought.
He said: "At the Bunny Ranch, we say 'it's not
just the sex, it's an adventure' -- and
oftentimes it's more about the adventure than
it is the sex."
Hof is surely a man who could teach the
professors a thing or two. His thinking is
lateral, but laserlike. His instinctive
understanding of human impulses is far
beyond that of any potential prostibot
engineer.
It will surely be a very long time before a
prostibot can look a man in the eye and
deduce his sadness, his happiness, his
reticence, his incompetence, and, most
especially, his appalling dress sense.
It isn't just about creating a robot that takes on
a certain identity. No matter how much they
hide it, humans are a little more sophisticated
than that.

I LOVE SCIENCE!!!

You're a robosexual?

chukwudi01: You're a robosexual?

thats not even a real word... but the ones they've made so far look just like humans

Reminds me of an episode of Big Bang Theory where Wolowitz tried using a robot's hand to stroke his peepee

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Reminds me of an episode of Big Bang Theory where Wolowitz tried using a robot's hand to stroke his peepee [/quote]Loool good times..

Bro, if e nor be panadol e nor go fit be like panadol.

great!!! i like doing it raw!!

Just make sure you pay after service,coz you fit pay finish wan insert your JT make d machine dey tell you error.....error.....error..........access denied! with that their android voice.
My humble 2cent.

At least chances of getting STD's will be reduced, NO MORE CONDOMS!!!
And you can have one human robot for "personal" use

Madness.

chei.... end will never wonders

i think the robots will have a hydraulic system
So the action will be like BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY

It will be better than real women and sex dolls no doubt
She's a Pleasurebot..no quarells, no cheating and no STD's

okeke2: It will be better than real women and sex dolls no doubt
She's a Pleasurebot..no quarells, no cheating and no STD's

E be like say U no mind marrying it. @ least she no go ask U money for Brazillian hair !!

Shoutout to the "FUC.K & RUN" niggas..

Sane nd Insane.
No wonder Tblaq sang Robo Robo;-D;-D

vislabraye: E be like say U no mind marrying it. @ least she no go ask U money for Brazillian hair !!

if it gets to that extent yh i wont mind am nt too crazy abt kids either
besides she wont mind if i cheated on her

vislabraye: E be like say U no mind marrying it. @ least she no go ask U money for Brazillian hair !!

if it gets to that extent yh i wont mind
besides she won't mind if i cheated on her
I hear you can adjust the "assests"

Will the robots be able to do different styles

freda506: Will the robots be able to do different styles

Of course

Hope the robot would be able to scream more, more and shout harder, harder ? What of BJ